August 10, 2012 @ 10:43 PM

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Hypebeast, I present you with a choice,

A) You are allowed to have any articles of clothing from anywhere and price is not an option. You basically have a closet filled with whatever heat you desire. However, you can only go out in public once per season (4 times in a year). The rest of the time you are locked inside, and can only go out for school, and you have to wear plain ass clothing (think Gap: Clearance, mixed with some old new balance trainers)

B) You are given $1000 a month to spend on whatever you desire, and may come and go as you please. However, you must always wear this hat at all times. No exceptions. Even showering, shitting, having sex with a woman, all the time. Every time it gets too dirty, or too worn, or if you "lose" it, you are given a brand new one.

C) You become a pinoy. You are only allowed to wear items you would find at a zumiez. And you can only wear cargo shorts, if you choose to wear cargo shorts, and super skinny to skinny jeans if you choose to wear jeans (that must be your size, no sizing up). All your skills (athletics, wits, etc.) are sapped from you.

Skinny as a fuck, still eatin' the food.

August 10, 2012 @ 10:45 PM

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August 10, 2012 @ 10:46 PM

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i be on dat jewish swag

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

August 10, 2012 @ 10:48 PM
Jet Jaguar

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B. i'll just move to a Jewish community and get all da bitches who like Givenchy yarmulkes
August 10, 2012 @ 10:50 PM


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August 10, 2012 @ 10:53 PM

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A is for those narcissistic who find pleasure only in front of their mirrors (btw, nothing wrong with Gap clearance)
C ... well is a pinoy.

So B definitely.

$81 selvedge denim: Karmaloop/Plndr Rep: SLAP20.

August 10, 2012 @ 10:53 PM

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B, by the time a haircut comes i'll tell the barber to keep it as a tip

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

August 10, 2012 @ 10:54 PM
Your Fan

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B. and be Jewish
August 10, 2012 @ 10:58 PM

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holla at ya guala

August 10, 2012 @ 11:14 PM

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B. I could wear a different hat over that one.
August 11, 2012 @ 12:39 AM
Swag Master Flex

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C. 80HD


August 11, 2012 @ 12:45 AM

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Does becoming pinoy also mean having a small penis or no?
August 11, 2012 @ 01:46 AM
Moises Arias

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Buy a shit load of expensive clothes and cop a ferrari too. I may only be able to step out the house 4 times a year but i would be stuntin to the max

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

August 11, 2012 @ 01:50 AM

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August 11, 2012 @ 01:57 AM

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i have decided that OP is a faggot fuckboy
August 11, 2012 @ 02:18 AM

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hmm...i pick D

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Florida State Seminole

August 11, 2012 @ 02:28 AM

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A...B is stupid cause a grand a month isn't gonna buy me the heat i would get from A...and why is C even an option? nobody wants to be pinoy Beauty Squad Click on the rise #B$C Get down or lay down

August 11, 2012 @ 03:32 AM

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yall would really take option A?

you would only be able to go to school/work except for once a season

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August 11, 2012 @ 04:14 AM

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A: it's like being an adult and married. You're going to be at work or home so best option i think
August 11, 2012 @ 04:37 AM


dayum the only funny thread for a couple weeks,

lol @ the pinoy option and being sucked dry of any skill
September 5, 2012 @ 10:45 PM

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C. 80HD
September 5, 2012 @ 11:11 PM

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I'd bring everything I want home with me. Including the bitches I pick up every time I go out.
September 5, 2012 @ 11:52 PM

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hmm...i pick D selling black/white flyknits... look like yeezy!!!

September 6, 2012 @ 12:21 AM

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September 6, 2012 @ 12:50 AM

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