You fell out of a building...

August 6, 2012 @ 01:03 AM

Miles_Morales

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the Sears Tower in Chicago to be exact, with exactly 11 seconds to go until you meet the pavement. Falling with you is a telephone (still connected) an office chair and desk, and a laptop (with internet access) What could you do to survive?

(be creative)

August 6, 2012 @ 01:04 AM

80hdclothing

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Well, Why The Fuck Would I Be Falling Out With A Desk and Office Chair While On Phone

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August 6, 2012 @ 01:05 AM

unemployedisback

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internet connection

would go on youporn and fap for the last time

August 6, 2012 @ 01:07 AM

Assblaster Slamcock

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August 6, 2012 @ 01:09 AM

Miles_Morales

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Well, Why The Fuck Would I Be Falling Out With A Desk and Office Chair While On Phone

your not on the phone, it just fell out with you

August 6, 2012 @ 01:10 AM

Miles_Morales

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good idea. This your photo? never seen it before

August 6, 2012 @ 01:10 AM

Inactive

Try to fly

August 6, 2012 @ 01:11 AM

Miles_Morales

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internet connection

would go on youporn and fap for the last time

in 11 seconds? damn son

August 6, 2012 @ 01:13 AM

Miles_Morales

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Try to fly

not really creative, but thanks for your post Micheal

August 6, 2012 @ 01:18 AM

Switching2My2011Acct

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1. Tie phone cord around desk
2. Push desk in window
3. Swing into next window feet first
4. Roll out and walk away.

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August 6, 2012 @ 01:30 AM

╒rozzy

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This should be on Mythbusters

.

August 6, 2012 @ 01:40 AM

that dude

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good idea. This your photo? never seen it before

This should be on Mythbusters

August 6, 2012 @ 01:47 AM

JohnvHarrison

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take the laptop, shove in the back of my pants (over my butt), take the phone and do the same thing. maneuver my self so that i land on my butt. laptop and phone take the majority of the impact. end up with a bruised buttocks, but live. dont need the desk and chair.

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August 6, 2012 @ 01:49 AM

PKdaGod

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LOL @ thinking a chair would save you. fucking retards. take a physics course

August 6, 2012 @ 02:25 AM

reeser

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Tie the telephone cord around the chair and laptop and try to throw it into a window.
It would be tied to me of course.
Idk, that's all I could think of.

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August 6, 2012 @ 02:27 AM

REVS

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I'd put on 80hd clothing and survive.

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August 6, 2012 @ 02:28 AM

itsyababyboyzilla

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lol someone explain why that chair thing couldn't work

August 6, 2012 @ 02:31 AM

LA_Kid

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go onto supreme's online store and buy everything

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August 6, 2012 @ 02:33 AM

cernio

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The chair wouldn't work. Think how fast you're falling. Why would pushing off a chair at the last second help you in any way.

August 6, 2012 @ 02:35 AM

craigsagersuit

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I'd put on 80hd clothing and survive.

this

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August 6, 2012 @ 02:37 AM

Fonze

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Try to fap for the last time doe.

August 6, 2012 @ 02:48 AM

BKBROWN

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lol someone explain why that chair thing couldn't work

try it

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August 6, 2012 @ 02:51 AM

Carl.

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dudes dont know what troll science is

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August 6, 2012 @ 03:21 AM

Gilly Suits

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So does this phone plug into a wall because if so I'll tie the phone to the Ethernet cord (you said the laptop had internet never said how long in was and use it as a lasso as I swing into the one of the floors below I throw the laptop preferably some old heavy ass clunker laptop into the window to break it so I don't have to worry about smashing into the window at high speed. Yes I know very Mission Impossible meets Spiderman.