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July 18, 2012 @ 02:02 AM
AGUA

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Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

So I was chilling at this stoplight yesterday and I was waiting for the light to turn green. Saw this lesbian in the on coming lane had her turn signal on. So the light turned green and I started to move and this cuntlipped saggy tit woman cuts right in front of me without being about that rightaway lifestyle.

Her fugly ass half aborted son was in the back seat, watching me and my trigga give his mother the middle finger. Then some slum-dog ass millionaire granny pulled up next to us and told us that it was mean to do that. So I told her to eat curry and flashed my dick to her.

Then she fucking tailed me to a mini mart and finally I lost her, but what I didn't know was that she snagged my license plate numbers and reported it to the cops. Next day I ended up receiving a visit from the township police. Got a fine for indecent exposure, and also was fined because the exact location of where I flashed the woman my dick was by a playground full of small children.

All this shit because some dike cunt couldn't wait to turn when she had the right away. Fucking slunts.
July 18, 2012 @ 02:04 AM
pinheadlarry

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July 18, 2012 @ 02:06 AM
almondania

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Join Date: Mar 2012

lol derp
July 18, 2012 @ 02:07 AM
No Fuxx Given

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Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

2/10

Fly on little wing

July 18, 2012 @ 02:08 AM
internet

Post: 905

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Des Moines

that sex offender registry lifestyle.

deny, take the ticket to court and say you let some neighborhood kid borrow your car.
July 18, 2012 @ 02:09 AM
LA_Kid

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Location: The SouthLAnd


taskforce bitch mob nigga

July 18, 2012 @ 02:12 AM
teows

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Location: traphouse


i was fuckdante. love sosa gucci coach out the bitches weave merc out

July 18, 2012 @ 02:26 AM
quizimo

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Maybe she was so impressed by your dick that she was following looking for a hookup, and then got mad when you kept trying to lose her.

Or not. Probably not.
July 18, 2012 @ 02:35 AM
justinslayer

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not sure if srs

That's not called being racist , it's called stereotyping -Dude from the misc

July 18, 2012 @ 03:05 AM
Lemonz ♦

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how can they charge you without evidence? Or did someone take a picture/video?
July 18, 2012 @ 03:18 AM
AndreLutherKing

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Location: Hansumville


Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

July 18, 2012 @ 03:31 AM
JEANPAULDAVINCI

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Location: 916

July 18, 2012 @ 03:39 AM
AGUA

Post: 485

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

how can they charge you without evidence? Or did someone take a picture/video?


That's what I asked. But I guess he said they're investigating the situation and apparently the traffic intersection has cameras or something. I don't really know how they can charge me with it.


And for anyone else, I'm not trolling. I know it sounds fucking retarded but I'm pretty pissed.
July 18, 2012 @ 03:58 AM
almondania

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Join Date: Mar 2012

cosign^
July 18, 2012 @ 04:04 AM
Fonze

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Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Oakland, CA

I thought the cameras at the lights only take pictures when you run the redlight.
July 18, 2012 @ 04:05 AM
Rizal

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Location: Sauga

This nigga said "rightaway"
July 18, 2012 @ 04:11 AM
unknown force

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Location: san diego

the fuck are you doing flashing your dick in public?

hope you get registered as a sex offender confused
July 18, 2012 @ 04:14 AM
PowerCum

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i thought this was about you camping out for those nike dunks confused
July 18, 2012 @ 04:56 AM
AGUA

Post: 485

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

This nigga said "rightaway"

dead. also, you flashin ya dick in front of your friend to a grandma b? suss


Chill I called no bromo, so it wasn't gay.
July 18, 2012 @ 05:48 PM
PERFECT WHITE MALE

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Location: hell

Fuck WhiteObama

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