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July 15, 2012 @ 09:16 AM
Fonze

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So it's 2:13am and i needed to take a piss. I walk out my room and look at my bathroom door and it's open. I'm like damn, someone left it open, I hope the dogs didn't tear the toilet paper up. When I open the door and turn on the lights, my fucking dad was taking a shit. I was dead. This nigga was sitting in the dark taking a shit, then looks at me with his eyes all squinted and I just turned off the lights, closed the door and laughed my ass off.
July 15, 2012 @ 10:44 AM
w)entandrew

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lol get an eye full of dad dick?

tbh i like pooping in the dark, very tranquil.

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July 15, 2012 @ 12:24 PM
PKdaGod

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and the point of this thread is.....?
July 15, 2012 @ 01:47 PM
kingzeek

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lmaoooo

for real tho, how big was his dick tho?
July 15, 2012 @ 01:58 PM
Fonze

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The point of this thread is that is was off topic, and nah didn't see his dick, all I saw was his funny ass face.
July 15, 2012 @ 02:08 PM
brannen

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So you laughed your ass off and didn't take a piss?
July 15, 2012 @ 02:08 PM
oneallah

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dam,
you guys talking about his dads dick and shit
July 15, 2012 @ 03:02 PM
Fonze

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So you laughed your ass off and didn't take a piss?

I laughed my ass off, went in my room to type this shit up, waited for dad to come out and went in to take a piss.
July 15, 2012 @ 03:41 PM
brannen

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how did it smell in there? smell good doe?
July 15, 2012 @ 03:46 PM
D

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dat booty prolly smelled good doe
July 15, 2012 @ 03:58 PM
Beach2theBay

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I walked in on my dad once when he didn't lock the damn door. It happens.


I remember some comedian or something talking about how in other countries it's normal to see each other shitting/fucking/etc because families live in shacks and huts and shit. Little perspective for you.

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July 15, 2012 @ 04:04 PM
╒rozzy

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then looks at me with his eyes all squinted and I just turned off the lights, closed the door and laughed my ass off.

Dead

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July 15, 2012 @ 04:06 PM
Panther.

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1st page
Inb4 this thread becomes legendary

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July 15, 2012 @ 04:10 PM
July 15, 2012 @ 05:32 PM
soulamazing.

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dam,
you guys talking about his dads dick and shit

July 15, 2012 @ 05:43 PM
Iggle

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this reminds me of ...

http://hypebeast.com/forums/off-topic/162079/?topic_page=1

don't be linking to old threads. we just gon get a bunch of fags bumping em

#pedogangweindis

July 15, 2012 @ 09:52 PM
Legit Shit

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I walk into the bathroom when family is in there all the time. Idgaf, if I gotta get my razor or some shit I'ma just get it
That's what family's all about

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July 15, 2012 @ 10:10 PM
WCDon

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You aint a real man till you see yo dad's dick tbh. No Chris Breaux

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July 15, 2012 @ 10:17 PM
craigsagersuit

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now tell us what really happened..


He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

July 15, 2012 @ 10:24 PM
guyitsmathew

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July 15, 2012 @ 10:31 PM
chief

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lmaoooo

for real tho, how big was his dick tho?



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July 15, 2012 @ 11:22 PM
Carl.

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aint nothing wrong with shitting in the dark.

radda radda radda

July 15, 2012 @ 11:47 PM
franjoli

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aint nothing wrong with shitting in the dark.


werd, when i wake up in da middle of the night and gottta take a shit i never turn the light on so when i get back in bed im asleep again

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July 15, 2012 @ 11:52 PM
kaleljorel71

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I read the title and burst out laughing...#dead
July 16, 2012 @ 12:24 AM
Fonze

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now tell us what really happened..


Dead
July 16, 2012 @ 01:25 AM
wollyhood826

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now tell us what really happened..


Dead


damnet almost forgot bout tht movierazz

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July 16, 2012 @ 02:17 AM
Ape

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lmfao but why dis nicca was in the dark doe

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July 16, 2012 @ 03:30 AM
Fonze

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I guess he didn't want to be squinting while he was taking a shit b.
July 16, 2012 @ 03:41 AM

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Try living with a brother with chronic di----
forget it
July 16, 2012 @ 03:45 AM
LA_Kid

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you shouldve man up and stayed in there, he been smelling your shit for however old you are

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