I feel like keying the shit ut of this dude's car

Jun 23, 2012 @ 22:36
ya i guess keying it is a bit too fucked and too risky. Besides poop and spraypaint, what else can i do tht doesnt take much work
Jun 23, 2012 @ 22:38
i guess il jsut use white out or sumthin
Jun 23, 2012 @ 22:42
just be a little bit*h then

I want to see the world burn

Jun 23, 2012 @ 22:42
suss

I want to see the world burn

Jun 23, 2012 @ 22:43
homebody rustled your jimmies months ago and you want to key his car now.

damn
Jun 23, 2012 @ 22:46

http://www.guyitsmathew.net/

Jun 23, 2012 @ 22:56
One up it and drink a bottle of Laxative and shit in the vents on his hood. That way, everytime he turns on the air........teeheeeeeew
Jun 23, 2012 @ 23:19
Seduce his wife. Unless you ugly af then just shit on it. Or higher someone to do it for you.
Jun 23, 2012 @ 23:29
I won't roast you for the idea because I'm not even against it, and definitely not against the idea of getting back at someone, but if it were me personally, I'd try something more clever. Keying a car, aside from being a bit destructive, is too "it's been done before." I'd come up with something else.
Jun 24, 2012 @ 00:37
You could just fuck him up

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

Jun 24, 2012 @ 01:36
This nigga sound like a female bitch talking about keying a car

Only women say that shit
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:19
Ur a bitchhhh why u holding grudges for that's a female trait

Fly on little wing

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Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:22
This reminds me of that episode of Desperate Housewives where Katherine keys Bree's car out of spite. If you go through with it, make sure you do it in dramatic fashion just like Katherine. Also, flip your hair and do a deep sigh.
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:23
Ok new plan. Since i really now know xactly wher he lives i plan on sneaking up their bedroom window in the middle of the night and do something crazy. Giv me some ideas im a forget bout the car thing for now
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:25
you're done, you can't even scratch his car

what makes you think you're going to go to his bedroom window!

I want to see the world burn

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Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:26
Rape him while his wife watches. #kinky
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:29
im still considering that tho. Most likely i will do it.
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:32
record it and kill him and run away so ghost can be all over your ass.

I want to see the world burn

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Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:34
Just toss like a dozen eggs on his car. Once that shit dries, it's a bitch to get off! I used to do that shit all the time when I was a little dumbass lol!!
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:35
do it faggot and when the cops come knocking on your house tell them HypeBeast made you do it.

Do it and be sure to pose right next to the car with your HB username and have someone take a pic

lmfao, tagged pics or it never happened.

but nahh dude, seriously there's no reason to do it. just chill, start hitting on his wife or something subtle. that way when he comes at you, its his fault :D

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL

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Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:38
or you can just strategically place a nail under all four of his tires...
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:39
Damn you still on this. B dont be a bitch just tell this nigga how you feel and why you feel that way and that you wanna settle it with hands. If you cant find in your heart to do that, your inferior. Forgot all this egg and shiting on this niggas car just let him know you tight and wanna fight.

:)

Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:40
Dude, get ketchup/mustard/bolagna put the k/m on the bologna slices, and then slap that shit all over his car so the sauces stick to the paint and eat thru it. the oils from the meat will keep it fingerprint free :D just dont touch the cars.

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL

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Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:44
Originally posted by Inactive User
Damn you still on this. B dont be a bitch just tell this nigga how you feel and why you feel that way and that you wanna settle it with hands. If you cant find in your heart to do that, your inferior. Forgot all this egg and shiting on this niggas car just let him know you tight and wanna fight.


that's no fun tho...
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:46
Dude, get ketchup/mustard/bolagna put the k/m on the bologna slices, and then slap that shit all over his car so the sauces stick to the paint and eat thru it. the oils from the meat will keep it fingerprint free :D just dont touch the cars.


Dope. I'mma do this and write "HB MADE ME DO IT smh" on the windshield
Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:50
Hahaha, head on playa. My mom actually told me about that shit in like 8th grade.

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL

Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:57
Originally posted by Inactive User
Originally posted by Inactive User
Damn you still on this. B dont be a bitch just tell this nigga how you feel and why you feel that way and that you wanna settle it with hands. If you cant find in your heart to do that, your inferior. Forgot all this egg and shiting on this niggas car just let him know you tight and wanna fight.


that's no fun tho...


Damn i guess so...
lmao why do i have a feeling this nigga is gonna get caught.

:)

Jun 24, 2012 @ 02:58
Haha cuz he's gonna fuck up and scream or break a window on accident. ^^

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL

Jun 24, 2012 @ 03:00
Ya im thinking of writing something on his car (IDK with what yet though) and say "HB made me do it". lol jsut hope he doesnt find out about the site or else im fucked..

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Jun 24, 2012 @ 03:01
I got caught egging by the cops hahaha it's legit the worst feeling in the world. I got caught on a glorious fucking throw tho, it was a drive-by that I will be telling my children's children about.
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