June 23, 2012 @ 07:32 AM

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I don't like Subway, but I go there once a week so the girl who was awful to me in high school can make my fucking sandwich.

I feel a strong connection to waitresses because most of them have also been yelled at by my mother.

Can babies really not eat popcorn or are they just being dramatic?

Are one of you guys going to write 50 Parades of Gay, or you going to make me do it?

I love spending time outside in a video game.

You say "tomato," I say "locally grown heirloom tomato" and drive away in a Prius blasting Arcade Fire.

Just got ignored by the bartender. Now I know exactly how Jay-Z's other kids feel.
June 23, 2012 @ 08:14 AM

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Smell yo girls pussy tell me yu dont smell the wcs in it :D lmao - gush lok



WEEEEEEEE$$$$$$$$$T :D 1400z



Im a Doodoo head !


Posted with Jorge ,kinda loaded but il take care of that problem . More &more blunt$ — at King Villages (projects).


FUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT!! WHY CANT YOU JUST LET ME TYPE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO TYPE HUH?? IF I SAY FUCK, DONT TRY TO CHANGE THAT SHIT TO DUCK OR PUCK!! LET ME BE IGNORANT,PLEASE. THANK YOU,HAVE A MARVELOUS DAY.

When you get home & your brother really tries to pump you up to sneak out the house , hahaha I must really not be wanted !

saying that me leavin you was the best thing that happened to you ?
but yet you just cant seem to stop hitting me up nigga

tahahaha why you kicking it with your ex if you claim your SOOOO in love with your boyfriend ?

ts cool if a guy adds u on Facebook and u know him but if a guy adds u and u dnt know one thing about him seems pretty gay to me lol that's my opinion idk how other niggas feel lol
June 23, 2012 @ 07:28 PM
4G LTE

Post: 1893

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Phx

I swear this girl in my class be purposely steppin on my jays,shes gonna catch my fade one day. I just noticed all the marks on my suede shoes while I was cleaning em. And not only that shes a big mouth about everything. But anyways im about to go out to lunch wit my bros and sis. smile

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Whos up?
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who up ?
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Whose up ? suprised
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Whos up?? LMS LETS TLK

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

June 23, 2012 @ 07:50 PM
christopher.

Post: 1465

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: stockton

weres the plug at on window tinting ?
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Damn, Once A Cheater .. ALWAYS A Cheater . Shoulda Known Better .
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Seriously who's the faggot prankster that egg'd my house and put spray cheese on the handles.
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I Need to stop selling shoes and get a Job! :'( but no one wants to call me for an interview. . . Sucks
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I Love Getting Dolled Up & Feeling Like A BombShell (; Oooweee ;D
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I like walking home with my shirt off to see all the reactions i get from people hahahah
June 23, 2012 @ 07:54 PM
KTA

Post: 1191

Join Date: Mar 2011

wow youre guys friends sound like complete faggots
June 24, 2012 @ 12:37 AM

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Honestly,i giggle when i be walking through Manhattan nd all that boogy shit and see darkskin females with blue lipstick.
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IM FADED FADED FADED AND I DONT GIVE A FFFFFFFFFFF

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Terrible accident on the 401 eastbound between Gananoque and Kingston. Someone died for sure.

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Kes donnes pr la St-Jean??!!!?

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The beauty of life is to be outside the box. Do not be discouraged by limited human beings or those who keep their view points in a box. Broaden your expression in your art and never hold back. Express your dreams in whatever medium it maybe. The world will benefit from those who are fearless to express themselves. Inspiration is infectious. CREATEsmile

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My whole TEAM ball no Nba, getting my Nigga its in my dna, i role solo, just me and my 44, Lil 100 is the realist, flow so sick it the illest, king of the crop, haters give me my props. #NuReligion

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Yeah... Bday iftar with the homies this year.. July 21st insha'Allah #VERB

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June 24, 2012 @ 12:38 AM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3408

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

wow youre guys friends sound like complete faggots

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

June 24, 2012 @ 12:42 AM
PKdaGod

Post: 2425

Join Date: May 2011

Location: #OYYOY

wow youre guys friends sound like complete faggots
June 24, 2012 @ 03:16 AM

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Haha, my friends got some first world problems

When people update their status WAAAAYYYY too much -_______-

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If Steve Jobs was so smart, why is the iPhone charger so short...

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Billy Hamilon has 83 Stolen Bases and has been caught only 17 times in High A for Bakersfield... All in 68 games... Wow!

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"Wheres my phone?" " I'll call it!" "Its on vibrate!!!!" "Everyone SHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Feeling like your never good enough no matter what you do.

Feedback

June 24, 2012 @ 04:18 PM
PKdaGod

Post: 2425

Join Date: May 2011

Location: #OYYOY

Haha, my friends got some first world problems

When people update their status WAAAAYYYY too much -_______-

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If Steve Jobs was so smart, why is the iPhone charger so short...

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Billy Hamilon has 83 Stolen Bases and has been caught only 17 times in High A for Bakersfield... All in 68 games... Wow!

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"Wheres my phone?" " I'll call it!" "Its on vibrate!!!!" "Everyone SHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Feeling like your never good enough no matter what you do.



post one of my status' Zach we're friends iRL bru


PK
June 24, 2012 @ 05:04 PM
th3kid

Post: 1032

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: The First Circle.

ONE more hour until MJ - Thriller C&S drops...stay tuned to the twitter, fb, & slimkslowdown.tumblr.com for the DL links!!

Honeys Get The Money$$ !! "Saaahpaaseeee"

Dustin' off the cowboy hat...time to work another shift at Lakefront. If you're bored and in need of some Funday in your Sunday, come visit me, Miss Greta, and Weaver on the patio.

It feel good to cme church . . .

Still up .. wide awake ;)
June 24, 2012 @ 05:08 PM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

Post: 3102

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vashtie\'s Room

I WISH MICHAEL JACKSON WAS STILL ALIVE.

Omg my life sucks i only got 3 pairs of nikes my life is so unfair!

How come black kids eat rice and honey with graham crackers at night.

What does OFWGKTA mean?

Hit me up no church for me today...im horny.

:)

June 24, 2012 @ 10:29 PM
Yung Island

Post: 132

Join Date: May 2012

why!!! why!! I feel like slappin ur bitch! just saying! :¤)

I'm really upset things are just starting to come together and making sense. I don't like the way things are going to be

I think TV shows like Storage Wars has boosted the amount of used vinyl being sold to record stores. It has also boosted the amount of really pushy jerks who think a Glenn Miller record is worth a hundred bucks.

fuck heroin!!!!

Worship! Jesus! Mumbo jumbo!

Man this is another dude that gos way back to the times of 4th grade...... at one point I think he broke his arm or leg lol — with Elijah Gastelum.
June 24, 2012 @ 11:13 PM
Kamikaze

Post: 691

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Southern California

I WISH MICHAEL JACKSON WAS STILL ALIVE.

Omg my life sucks i only got 3 pairs of nikes my life is so unfair!

How come black kids eat rice and honey with graham crackers at night.

What does OFWGKTA mean?

Hit me up no church for me today...im horny.

Wow. Man I'm so glad that I don't have a facebook.
June 24, 2012 @ 11:46 PM
4G LTE

Post: 1893

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Phx

lol i like this thread.
Mee andd my lovee mountain vieew daaysss ♥ — with Leenuhh Jaay.

lms and ill like my favorite pic of you .... ill do everybody this time lol . . .

insecurity holds people back from Being who they really are . . . #BEAUTIFUL

A relationship consists of 2 things ..... #HonestyAndSex

i just got the nightinggale armor
GEZUSS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I LOOK COOL!

I remember when my dad would get off of work ndd rush to my school to pick me up because I didnt feel good , or when I was sick he would go buy me my favorite soup ( chicken && rice ) ndd make me toast . Whenever I was sick , in a heartbeat my dad would do what he can to make me feel better smile I love my dad so very very much. Muah, love youu Smoochy ♥ — with Ricardo Torres.

if heavens a ghetto, I wana live in the suburbs.

‎"H3y wUt r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at your ass.

Its team jesus freaks

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

June 24, 2012 @ 11:50 PM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

Post: 3102

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vashtie\'s Room

lol i like this thread.
Mee andd my lovee mountain vieew daaysss ♥ — with Leenuhh Jaay.

lms and ill like my favorite pic of you .... ill do everybody this time lol . . .

insecurity holds people back from Being who they really are . . . #BEAUTIFUL

A relationship consists of 2 things ..... #HonestyAndSex

i just got the nightinggale armor
GEZUSS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I LOOK COOL!

I remember when my dad would get off of work ndd rush to my school to pick me up because I didnt feel good , or when I was sick he would go buy me my favorite soup ( chicken && rice ) ndd make me toast . Whenever I was sick , in a heartbeat my dad would do what he can to make me feel better smile I love my dad so very very much. Muah, love youu Smoochy ♥ — with Ricardo Torres.

if heavens a ghetto, I wana live in the suburbs.

‎"H3y wUt r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at your ass.

Its team jesus freaks


damn your friends suck!!

:)

June 24, 2012 @ 11:52 PM
4G LTE

Post: 1893

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Phx

i concur

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

June 25, 2012 @ 09:02 PM
aydintheimmortal

Post: 46

Join Date: Jun 2012

All's I asked was for yu to keep it real With me.

lint licker!

A freeway , gas pedal , & a peace of mind . Now, thats tha ultimate high

Painting I did of MF DOOM
June 25, 2012 @ 09:24 PM
Villain™

Post: 824

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Gold House

Twitter (Don't have FB.)
@JackMushroom
Hoes on my dick cos I look like Jesus.
@WikiLeaks
"The Catholic Church shut down Galileo for a hundred years. I think we can shut down Julian Assange."
@romanymalco
Me & Guillermo Díaz from #Weeds http://instagr.am/p/MT8EJlPVXA/ (THANK Based God he's coming back.)

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL


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