[Official] HB No Holds Barred Thread (Enter At Own Risk)

those chicks...better have dickss

yo stop with this faggotry

Wait, did that nigga say he beats it to Shemale porn? I'm done.

Wait, did that nigga say he beats it to Shemale porn? I'm done.

yes, but it doesn't reflect on his sexual orientation...lol

i don't hold no man hand

I don't give a fuck what it reflects, that nigga is gay. If that bitch has a dick, you're a male, and you're masturbating to it, you're gay.

I don't give a fuck what it reflects, that nigga is gay. If that bitch has a dick, you're a male, and you're masturbating to it, you're gay.

naw man it has titsss

This bullshit is getting out of hand!!!

^ I'm saying. That shit is gay. Masturbating to dicks is fag. Idgaf if the bitch has tits, she has a dick!

This bullshit is getting out of hand!!!

This.

if it has a dick, it's a man. it doesn't matter if it thinks that it's mentally a bitch or w/e, it's a fuckin man that has a mental disability called gender confusion deficit disorder

^ I'm saying. That shit is gay. Masturbating to dicks is fag. Idgaf if the bitch has tits, she has a dick!

How can it be gay when its a men? Its feminine and has tits etc.

"Shemales" rnt even a "real" gender found in nature so scientifically speaking im not homosexual.

I dont watch gay porn dag. I dont even watch females wit males, its solo or shemale on shemale or shemale on girl most of the time.

And I still watch str8 porn here and there. I aint no suss nigga.

if it has a dick, it's a man. it doesn't matter if it thinks that it's mentally a bitch or w/e, it's a fuckin man that has a mental disability called gender confusion deficit disorder

The rest is female besides the dick so u dont make sense. The ratio of female to male features is higher for the former nigga.

Like that suss nigga said, idk its something bout the illusion. Like when I stroke to that shit I hate to and dont even think for a second that they were men before. I like to imagine myself that God is a shemale and that she literallty made men and women to her image(both half of her). And that all shemales r gods kinda like in Greek mythology and theres a Zeus(which is the shemale with the biggest dick, either Sabrina Suzuki or Mariana Cordoba). Or sometimes I imagine that theyre are a lost human race with a higher sexual drive than normal humans.

if it has a dick, it's a man. it doesn't matter if it thinks that it's mentally a bitch or w/e, it's a fuckin man that has a mental disability called gender confusion deficit disorder

The rest is female besides the dick so u dont make sense. The ratio of female to male features is higher for the former nigga.

Like that suss nigga said, idk its something bout the illusion. Like when I stroke to that shit I hate to and dont even think for a second that they were men before. I like to imagine myself that God is a shemale and that she literallty made men and women to her image(both half of her). And that all shemales r gods kinda like in Greek mythology and theres a Zeus(which is the shemale with the biggest dick, either Sabrina Suzuki or Mariana Cordoba). Or sometimes I imagine that theyre are a lost human race with a higher sexual drive than normal humans.

Bwhahah trying to bring anthropology and greek mythology into his reasoning.

if it has a dick, it's a man. it doesn't matter if it thinks that it's mentally a bitch or w/e, it's a fuckin man that has a mental disability called gender confusion deficit disorder

The rest is female besides the dick so u dont make sense. The ratio of female to male features is higher for the former nigga.

Like that suss nigga said, idk its something bout the illusion. Like when I stroke to that shit I hate to and dont even think for a second that they were men before. I like to imagine myself that God is a shemale and that she literallty made men and women to her image(both half of her). And that all shemales r gods kinda like in Greek mythology and theres a Zeus(which is the shemale with the biggest dick, either Sabrina Suzuki or Mariana Cordoba). Or sometimes I imagine that theyre are a lost human race with a higher sexual drive than normal humans.

Bwhahah trying to bring anthropology and greek mythology into his reasoning.

a person with a dick with the rest female features is literally a bitch-nigga, u fapping to a specie of nigga, so u are gay.

This thread just went into the gutter with this last page

Why you niggas talkn 'bout dicks n cocks. Come back to see a bunch of niggas on dat Neil Patrick Harris homoswaggar. Psh shits trife as fuck. Jafeel.

if it has a dick, it's a man. it doesn't matter if it thinks that it's mentally a bitch or w/e, it's a fuckin man that has a mental disability called gender confusion deficit disorder

The rest is female besides the dick so u dont make sense. The ratio of female to male features is higher for the former nigga.

Like that suss nigga said, idk its something bout the illusion. Like when I stroke to that shit I hate to and dont even think for a second that they were men before. I like to imagine myself that God is a shemale and that she literallty made men and women to her image(both half of her). And that all shemales r gods kinda like in Greek mythology and theres a Zeus(which is the shemale with the biggest dick, either Sabrina Suzuki or Mariana Cordoba). Or sometimes I imagine that theyre are a lost human race with a higher sexual drive than normal humans.

Bwhahah trying to bring anthropology and greek mythology into his reasoning.

a person with a dick with the rest female features is literally a bitch-nigga, u fapping to a specie of nigga, so u are gay.

i wanna propose a challenge to u. lemme send u shemale video to fap u. i bet u that itll make u develop an attraction for them that wil turn into an addiction.

real talk my nigga

if it has a dick, it's a man. it doesn't matter if it thinks that it's mentally a bitch or w/e, it's a fuckin man that has a mental disability called gender confusion deficit disorder

The rest is female besides the dick so u dont make sense. The ratio of female to male features is higher for the former nigga.

Like that suss nigga said, idk its something bout the illusion. Like when I stroke to that shit I hate to and dont even think for a second that they were men before. I like to imagine myself that God is a shemale and that she literallty made men and women to her image(both half of her). And that all shemales r gods kinda like in Greek mythology and theres a Zeus(which is the shemale with the biggest dick, either Sabrina Suzuki or Mariana Cordoba). Or sometimes I imagine that theyre are a lost human race with a higher sexual drive than normal humans.

Why you niggas talkn 'bout dicks n cocks. Come back to see a bunch of niggas on dat Neil Patrick Harris homoswaggar. Psh shits trife as fuck. Jafeel.

ill tell my tranny bitch to fuck u up right quick nigga

Constable : yo my roommate on my trip to europe was gay 20:49
Constable : and hed always change in front of me 20:49
Constable : but i ignored it or w/e 20:49
Constable : and one night 20:50
Ġhxzt : cons' dick was gettin hard 20:50
Constable : we were about to sleep (seperate beds) 20:50
Blunted at birth. : cons finna have these memories resurface right before his midlife crisis 20:50
Constable : and he slips under the covers 20:50
Constable : takes his boxers off and throws them on the floor 20:50
Blunted at birth. : LMFAOOO 20:50
Constable : so dude is completely nude 20:50
Constable : and he has his legs up(not like in the air, but bent at the knees) 20:51
Blunted at birth. : lmao cons 20:51
Constable : and he starts making these motions 20:51
Blunted at birth. : u needa stop 20:51
Blunted at birth. : got damn 20:51
Ġhxzt : he was jackin it 20:51
Constable : and making these slight groaning sounds 20:51
Blunted at birth. : LMFAOO 20:51
Ġhxzt : dude were u alone with him? 20:51
Blunted at birth. : im dying what were you thinking? 20:51
Constable : and im like "if he doesnt stop that shit in 2 minutes im gonna do something about this" 20:51
Blunted at birth. : were u scared? 20:51
Blunted at birth. : LMFAOOOOOO 20:51
Constable : it was awkward as hell 20:51
Blunted at birth. : i cant breathe 20:52
Ġhxzt : cons man u'r gay 20:52
Ġhxzt : why did u go to europe with a gay guy 20:52
Blunted at birth. : hahahaahahahahahahahahah 20:52
Ġhxzt : i wudv left the room and went outside n slept on a bench or something 20:52
Constable : and then he says while hes doing this "i think i caught you jacking off the other day" 20:52
Ġhxzt : LMFAOOOOOOOO 20:52
Ġhxzt : LMAOOOOOOOOOO 20:52
Constable : and at first "what?" 20:52
Ġhxzt : YEHIUJODEJUSKUBEGHJASKHWJAIAKS 20:52
Ġhxzt : HAHUHAJUHUFRFJ2GUHIRGU4HEJDJEWDSIS 20:52
Blunted at birth. : sduoighfjksfgiuhjkcsdjkflh 20:52
Ġhxzt : HAHAHAHHAHAHA HA AHHAHA HA HAHAA 20:52
Blunted at birth. : im fucking dead 20:53
Constable : but then im like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 20:53
Ġhxzt : i cant stop giggligng 20:53
Constable : ARE YOU FUCKING JACKING OFF RIGHT NOW? 20:53
Blunted at birth. : ohhh my god 20:53
Constable : SICK FUCK 20:53
Ġhxzt : cons man were u alone with him?? 20:53
Constable : yeah ghost 20:53
Ġhxzt : nigga wtf 20:53
Ġhxzt : i wouldve been OD scared 20:53
Ġhxzt : that's why u cant trust gay ppl man 20:53
Ġhxzt : they always do gay ass shit like what they did to cons n chrey 20:53
Ġhxzt : n john 20:53
Constable : and then hes like "wtf man no. im scratching my balls, i promise." 20:53
Ġhxzt : wtf 20:54
Constable : "wow how could accuse me of that?" 20:54
Ġhxzt : ... 20:54
Ġhxzt : WTF 20:54
Ġhxzt : CONS WHY THE FUCK DID U EVEN SHARE ROOMS WITH THIS FAGGOT 20:54
Constable : and i was like "just go to fucking bed" 20:54
Ġhxzt : I WOULDNT EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM 20:54
Constable : i didnt get to choose who i roomed with 20:54
Ġhxzt : I WOULDNT EVEN SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM AFTER THAT 20:54
Blunted at birth. : yo he was jacking off tho 20:54
Blunted at birth. : most likely 20:54
Ġhxzt : he cummed in 1 minute 20:54
Constable : this was the last night luckily 20:54
Blunted at birth. : hahahaha damn rip cons the essence of gay has touched u 20:54
Ġhxzt : yeah cons 20:54
Constable : nah i still dont know what he was talmbout 20:54
Maeby Fünke : cons he saw u and ur facial hair and couldnt help himself 20:55
Ġhxzt : he was tryna fuck that last night 20:55
Maeby Fünke : he had to rub one out 20:55
Constable : i didnt jack it on the trip 20:55
Constable : werd sandy 20:55
Constable : OMG WAIT 20:55
Blunted at birth. : LMFAO 20:55
Blunted at birth. : tryna bait u 20:55
Constable : I LEFT OUT THE BEST PART OF THE STORY 20:55
Constable : we were on a trip with 40 ppl 20:55
Constable : and before all this, but the same night 20:55
Constable : he's like "Do you know anyone thats down to cop dome?" 20:55
Ġhxzt : man i had a boner before but cons' story made my dick enter the turtle neck phase smh 20:55
Blunted at birth. : YOOOOO 20:56
Blunted at birth. : WHAT THE FUCK 20:56
InfamousHero : and then cons got his dick sucked 20:56
Ġhxzt : what Constable : he's like "Do you know anyone thats down to cop dome?" 20:55 20:56
Constable : and im like "you mean...do i know anyone whos gay and wants to get their dick sucked?" 20:56
Constable : and im like "nah bro chill out" 20:56
Blunted at birth. : lolololol 20:56
Blunted at birth. : got damn 20:56
Constable : and then he starts "scratching his balls" 20:56
Blunted at birth. : LOOL 20:57
DJ Danny Phantom : lol cons gonna come home one night drunk af and fool around with his rommate 20:57
Ġhxzt : cons 20:57
DJ Danny Phantom : dead 20:57
Ġhxzt : link me pic of this nigga 20:57
Blunted at birth. : im straight dead 20:57
DJ Danny Phantom : cons u in for a rape 20:57
DJ Danny Phantom : better wear a chastitty butthole belt 20:57
Constable : next morning he asks me "hey do you want these condoms? i thought i was gonna use them" 20:57
Constable : lol dan 20:57
Ġhxzt : omg 20:57
Constable : he aint my roommate anymore 20:57
Ġhxzt : cons man i woulda laid that nigga out no homo 20:57
Blunted at birth. : who the fuck jacks off with their legs in the air though 20:57
Blunted at birth. : lolololol 20:57
El Chavo : i do blunted 20:57
Constable : not in the air lol 20:57
El Chavo : it feels good mayne 20:57
Constable : like with his feet on the bed 20:58
Constable : bent at the knees 20:58
Blunted at birth. : ohhhh 20:58
Constable : yeah 20:58
Blunted at birth. : word i thought u meant off the ground 20:58
El Chavo : i get fucked with my legs in the air 20:58
Constable : like so he wouldnt be pitching a tent with his dick 20:58
El Chavo : lol 20:58
Constable : but ya ill link a pic 20:58
Ġhxzt : smh @ cons being friends witht hat nigga on fb 20:58
Ġhxzt : cons did u know that nigga was gay before the trip 20:58
Ġhxzt : n was this a school trip 20:58
Constable : yeah 20:58
Ġhxzt : so there was bitches 20:59
Constable : yeah 20:59
Ġhxzt : damn man that nigga gay 20:59
Constable : lmao 20:59
Ġhxzt : did anyone in school know before that he was gay?? 20:59
Constable : yeah he was openly gay since like 10th grade 20:59
Ġhxzt : rip cons 20:59
Ġhxzt : cons man smh 20:59
Constable : only reason i was nice to him at all was cause he was friends with all the hot girls on the trip 20:59
Ġhxzt : cons u fucked up 21:0
Ġhxzt : u think being friends with a gay nigga s gonna get u hot pussy 21:0
Constable : http://tinyurl.com/8axsxqm 21:3
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