Tell a Joke

June 20, 2012 @ 00:15:38 AM
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Today in class my professor told us that we could earn extra points in the class if we can write a joke that will make him laugh. He said if it was good enough he would read it to the class to see if we would laugh. Thought it would be a fun thread and reply back with whatever the professor said about the jokes.
Let the jokes begin.
June 20, 2012 @ 00:21:57 AM
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lol
June 20, 2012 @ 00:32:29 AM
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I'd say a gay joke, butt fuck....

Interested in AirMax

June 20, 2012 @ 00:35:44 AM
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how do you fuck a fat girl?
-roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot

whats the difference between a womens track team and a group of midgets?
-midgets are cunning runts

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June 20, 2012 @ 00:47:24 AM
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Keep em cumming!
June 20, 2012 @ 03:54:57 AM
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
he was hit by a car

Why did the girl fall off the swings?
She had no arms or legs

Black Panther member

June 20, 2012 @ 05:07:14 AM
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
he was hit by a car

Why did the girl fall off the swings?
She had no arms or legs

June 20, 2012 @ 05:11:30 AM
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Who the fuck has school right now?

EDIT: Nevermind, didn't see Professor.
June 20, 2012 @ 05:15:26 AM
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
he was hit by a car

Why did the girl fall off the swings?
She had no arms or legs



Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

June 20, 2012 @ 05:16:07 AM
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Women's rights
June 20, 2012 @ 05:53:28 AM
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One day, a rabbit and a bear are taking a crap. The bear looks over to the rabbit and says, “Do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur?” “No,” the rabbit said. The bear then grabbed the rabbit and wiped his ass with him
June 20, 2012 @ 10:15:36 AM
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Whats the difference between a freezer and a baby?
The freezer doesn't scream when I stick my meat in it

While there's life there is hope, only the dead have none.

June 20, 2012 @ 10:35:56 AM
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what does Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common ?

both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman
June 20, 2012 @ 10:57:42 AM
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How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your Dad's dick tastes like blood

smokeyface
June 20, 2012 @ 11:17:23 AM
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How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your Dad's dick tastes like blood

smokeyface

June 20, 2012 @ 12:36:53 PM
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What's better than winning gold in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.
June 20, 2012 @ 16:06:50 PM
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Keep the jokes coming. I'm going ask the professor today if there is a limit of how far the joke can go or if their certain subjects that can't be touch
June 20, 2012 @ 16:24:02 PM
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What do you call a person with no arms or legs?
Names.
June 20, 2012 @ 20:08:02 PM
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how do you make a dead baby float?
take your foot off its head

#pedogangweindis

June 20, 2012 @ 20:37:03 PM
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ASK THAT NIGGA DO HE DRINK BALL LIQUOR
June 20, 2012 @ 20:47:52 PM
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

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- Knock Knock!!!
- Who's there??
- Juan and Pedro
- Juan and Pedro who?
- ¡Hola! We can cut your grass for $5

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Why don’t niggers like blowjobs?
They don’t like any jobs.

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Why don’t mexicans have any Olympic teams?
Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.

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Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.

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What’s the difference between a nigger and a large Pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What do you call 2 black guys in a sleeping bag? A kit kat
How about 2 Chinese guys in a sleeping bag? Chop sticks
How about 2 mexicans in a sleeping bag? Bean bag
Now 2 gay guys in a sleeping bag?…….. Happy

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

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What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating?
"I forgive you"

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Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

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