Use Twitter to keep up with news and to laugh at celebrities' dirty laundry aired out, like this:
Michael Jordan's Son Propositioned An Adult Film Star On Twitter
Only have less than 70 friends on Facebook. Only add people I feel a connection with (pause). Use it to keep up the people I care about most in my life, and to troll them by posting blatantly self-racist shit about blacks on their walls, which would embarrass them in front of everybody in their social network (thank you Tyler).
