VOL. GOING HOMOSEXUAL

They all pinoy to me.

So I know I aint gay. But I'm tired of how girls be hella fucking annoying. Deez bitches don't even got dat sense of humour. They some plain ass people you know. Like when i chill wit some of my boys, I aint got no gay thoughts nor do i check em out. But they chill as fuck. Like I don't gotta try to impress them cuz everything natural. Like bitches always be wanting something. Like I aint here to entertain you just tryna chill. Deez Bitches always be like talkin bout their problems and shit, but honestly I'm not into that shit. So, i thought long and hard on this and I've decided to convert myself to homosexuality. I'm tryna find a du who dont want to go physical but be like real close. I'm not gonna be lookin at fuckin looks either. I'm just bout to get real close to dat heart to dem chill as fuck du's. Like closer than that best friend shit but not Physical. I mean I'm commited to lose all connections to dat female population. They all pinoy to me. They annoying as fuck and just make me feel like i gotta put dis 100% effort to just impress them.

What do you guys think of this lifestyle. IN B4 DAT BOLAND SHIT.

I feel you, girls are mindless hoes.

FFS...Let me try to understand your thought process here: can't get a girlfriend --> log on to HB and advertise for a male soul mate instead... amirite?
...what kind of fuckery is this?! Lower your standards herb, you're obviously tryna punch above your weight and clearly don't have the looks and/or the personality to pull it off which is why you're having no success... I swear, you fucking '11/'12 members...

So I know I aint gay. But I'm tired of how girls be hella fucking annoying. Deez bitches don't even got dat sense of humour. They some plain ass people you know. Like when i chill wit some of my boys, I aint got no gay thoughts nor do i check em out. But they chill as fuck. Like I don't gotta try to impress them cuz everything natural. Like bitches always be wanting something. Like I aint here to entertain you just tryna chill. Deez Bitches always be like talkin bout their problems and shit, but honestly I'm not into that shit. So, i thought long and hard on this and I've decided to convert myself to homosexuality. I'm tryna find a du who dont want to go physical but be like real close. I'm not gonna be lookin at fuckin looks either. I'm just bout to get real close to dat heart to dem chill as fuck du's. Like closer than that best friend shit but not Physical. I mean I'm commited to lose all connections to dat female population. They all pinoy to me. They annoying as fuck and just make me feel like i gotta put dis 100% effort to just impress them.

What do you guys think of this lifestyle. IN B4 DAT BOLAND SHIT.

I feel you, girls are mindless hoes.

This dude "feels" you clearly you two are on the same page

Match made in HB heaven

So I know I aint gay. But I'm tired of how girls be hella fucking annoying. Deez bitches don't even got dat sense of humour. They some plain ass people you know. Like when i chill wit some of my boys, I aint got no gay thoughts nor do i check em out. But they chill as fuck. Like I don't gotta try to impress them cuz everything natural. Like bitches always be wanting something. Like I aint here to entertain you just tryna chill. Deez Bitches always be like talkin bout their problems and shit, but honestly I'm not into that shit. So, i thought long and hard on this and I've decided to convert myself to homosexuality. I'm tryna find a du who dont want to go physical but be like real close. I'm not gonna be lookin at fuckin looks either. I'm just bout to get real close to dat heart to dem chill as fuck du's. Like closer than that best friend shit but not Physical. I mean I'm commited to lose all connections to dat female population. They all pinoy to me. They annoying as fuck and just make me feel like i gotta put dis 100% effort to just impress them.

What do you guys think of this lifestyle. IN B4 DAT BOLAND SHIT.

how you gonna say you wanna be with a dude, but no physical? that's the best part! dude once you get a taste of the dick, you'll never go back. plus ass is waaaaaaaay tighter than pussy. hearing a dude moan and groan as you slam 8 inches of fat dick in his bubble azz >>>>>>>>>>>>

pm me anytime

how you gonna say you wanna be with a dude, but no physical? that's the best part! dude once you get a taste of the dick, you'll never go back. plus ass is waaaaaaaay tighter than pussy. hearing a dude moan and groan as you slam 8 inches of fat dick in his bubble azz >>>>>>>>>>>>

pm me anytime

how you gonna say you wanna be with a dude, but no physical? that's the best part! dude once you get a taste of the dick, you'll never go back. plus ass is waaaaaaaay tighter than pussy. hearing a dude moan and groan as you slam 8 inches of fat dick in his bubble azz >>>>>>>>>>>>

pm me anytime

how you gonna say you wanna be with a dude, but no physical? that's the best part! dude once you get a taste of the dick, you'll never go back. plus ass is waaaaaaaay tighter than pussy. hearing a dude moan and groan as you slam 8 inches of fat dick in his bubble azz >>>>>>>>>>>>

pm me anytime