racist jokes

May 14, 2012 @ 04:14:18
throw some good mexican/jew/black/chink jokes ya got out there
May 14, 2012 @ 04:26:11
Knock Knock!!!

Whos there??

Juan and Pedro

Juan and Pedro who?

¡Hola! We can cut your grass for $5
May 14, 2012 @ 04:26:59
May 14, 2012 @ 04:28:01
Jew joke. Pizza's don't cry in the oven.

Yes.

May 14, 2012 @ 04:49:57
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
May 14, 2012 @ 04:53:19
My favorite thread. TYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

To my black brothaaas

- Ebonics....Learn the english language
- You guys use food stamps yet have your nails and hair done somehow. Spend your money on something useful.
- You smell like shea butter and your hair is disgusting.
-quit being a punk black
May 14, 2012 @ 05:05:06
... ^ but wheres the punchline?
May 14, 2012 @ 05:10:30
hey that nigga must be eating fried chicken
May 14, 2012 @ 05:15:34
-quit being a punk black


lol'd I remember that

FPM - MUCKFATH

May 14, 2012 @ 16:36:13
what do you call a paki with a wooden leg?
shit on a stick
what do you call a paki with 2 wooden legs?
waste of wood

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start

What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!

A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

and so on ...
May 14, 2012 @ 16:42:34
My favorite thread. TYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

To my black brothaaas

- You guys use food stamps yet have your nails and hair done somehow. Spend your money on something useful.


Seriously. Especially the guys that spend hundreds of dollars on clothing and shoes, living paycheck to paycheck. Save your money.
No one cares what you're wearing. Quit trying to impress other people.
Get your priorities straight.
May 14, 2012 @ 16:56:38
Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.

Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?
Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.

Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.

What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
May 14, 2012 @ 17:16:55
wow, people really love saying the n word huh
May 14, 2012 @ 20:26:46
What do you call a stoned Mexican?

Baked beans.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Florida State Seminole

May 14, 2012 @ 20:44:09
May 14, 2012 @ 20:51:07
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.


my friends dad got told this joke and his answer was "you don't" lmao

also:
how does a black lady know when shes pregnant?
when she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton is picked off

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May 14, 2012 @ 21:00:03
Why do white bitches have no ass?

becuase they sat on there ass while the niggas did all the work
May 14, 2012 @ 21:08:04
Why do white bitches have no ass?

becuase they sat on there ass while the niggas did all the work


Not sure if meant to be racist to whites or blacks..
May 14, 2012 @ 21:13:12
what do u call a white bitch shaking her ass?
an ironing board with massage features.

Life was simple til we moved to tha hood.

May 14, 2012 @ 22:06:18
What's the difference between a nigger and a large Pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4
May 15, 2012 @ 02:08:32
Wanna hear a racist joke?
White people.
May 15, 2012 @ 02:16:33
What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit
May 15, 2012 @ 14:11:58
What do you call 2 black guys in a sleeping bag? A kit kat
How about 2 Chinese guys in a sleeping bag? Chop sticks
How about 2 mexicans in a sleeping bag? Bean bag
Now 2 gay guys in a sleeping bag?........ Happy

Diamond life

May 15, 2012 @ 14:17:10
WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 GAY WHITE MEN?????
NORMAL
May 15, 2012 @ 14:33:37
Gilly Suits
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating?
"I forgive you"
May 15, 2012 @ 14:39:34
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.

Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
May 15, 2012 @ 14:45:53
Gilly Suits
What do white women make for dinner?
Reservations
May 15, 2012 @ 15:04:23
keep thread going . some lulz .

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

May 15, 2012 @ 15:06:51
yall some reacist assholes that wont dare say this in front of a real nigga. Id smacked the hell out of you.

I'm That Nigga.

May 15, 2012 @ 15:19:50
lmao please, I've sat around making racist jokes with niggas of almost every race, as long as its funny keep it movin bruh
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