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walk past her, grab her phone, stomp on it and voila: your dominance is established
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Don't even bother. U already put her on a piedestal and whatever genius opener we come up with here you are gonna be too beta to use it. You already thought too much about opening her and it will fail if you man up and do it.
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wait for the bus with her, fart and then break the ice with the old "Hey did you just fart?" Always use this one, #classic #moneyteam.
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Okay so I go to community college and I always see this girl waiting for class at this building I walk through to go home. She's really pretty but she is usually sitting on a bench looking at her phone when I walk by. What is something I can say to her to show I'm interested without coming off as awkward. I want to land her number. Need good advice! Thanks!! PS we are complete strangers
If you handsome just go up and say whats up, be friendly, and smile, trust me unless they're taken girls respond positively. Trust, this works 90% of the time unless youre short or some shit. If youre not good looking though you outta luck bruh, dunno what to tell ya.
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not trying to be a dick, but whatever you do is just going to fail. your first mistake was making too much out of this. by trying not to come off as awkward, you're just going to come off as even more awkward with your rehearsed lines. either man up and just say hi or move on to the next girl.
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"Hi, im Gaia i saw you from across the way and you seem interesting would you like to grab some lunch some time and have a chat?"
is she says no scream "NO I WONT MAKE OUT WITH YOU"
if yes get her number and under your breath say "...hbgangweindis..."
Are you really asking this again?
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From there ^"Hi, im Gaia i saw you from across the way and you seem interesting would you like to grab some lunch some time and have a chat?"
is she says no scream "NO I WONT MAKE OUT WITH YOU"
if yes get her number and under your breath say "...hbgangweindis..."
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with a simple compliment
walk past her, grab her phone, stomp on it and voila: your dominance is established
Run up on her with a mask on jack her phone as soon as you hit the nearest corner take the mask off and go back with phone in hand, you'll be her super man
