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April 15, 2013 @ 07:46 PM
feelings

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Guys I know the true story about what happened on that fateful day,

It all started when Jameson (white boy) was practicing the wrestling moves of his favorite athlete, the great Stone Cold Steve Austin, during PE. Whilst practicing he had caught the eye of a fine ass asian bitch (Kim Xiu). She then decided to lead Jameson behind the bleachers to taste his egg roll. Jameson, being very over ambitious climaxed before Kim Xiu ever even touched him. During his climax Jameson let out a war cry that ten times of his idol (Stone Cold). The PE class was very loud and rambunctious so nobody really payed attention to the cries of Jameson. But one child did, and who else would it be other than Kim Xiu's boyfriend (Danilo), who had just became her ex-boyfriend only minutes before. So Danilo quickly ate his balut and ran behind the bleachers to see what was happening. Then the fight ensued.

TLDR: Jameson (white boy) won, Danilo (pinoy) lost. 
April 15, 2013 @ 07:52 PM
FIDEL CASHFLOW

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inb4 clarence_dockgobblers paragraph

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April 15, 2013 @ 07:53 PM
Clarence_Boddicker

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lol@you waiting for me,

them Feels are invested. Pinoy Pac won, Deal with it.
April 15, 2013 @ 07:56 PM
FIDEL CASHFLOW

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lol@you waiting for me,

them Feels are invested. Pinoy Pac won, Deal with it.
damn u got me, rip millz, hate it had to be him

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April 15, 2013 @ 08:03 PM
KTA

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there aint no doubt in my mind clarence is dat pinoy getting suplexed in the vid
April 15, 2013 @ 08:10 PM
Clarence_Boddicker

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Word brah, that's me. I shitted all on dudes fight game and and Suplex game with mad reversals.

I'm made out of adamantium Bone and Flesh, No man can harm me.

Dude came at me with them Lethal Hooks but I Pernel Whittakered Dudes punches, Unscaved. Then I Wayne Bradied the bitch and the Teachers had me locked away.
April 15, 2013 @ 11:46 PM
.kciN

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Shut your pinoy ass the fuck up clarence, you're ruining this thread you stupid fuck
April 16, 2013 @ 12:01 AM
AmericanLegend

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Dead @ valleyLa always rootin for the underdog 
wierdass nigga 
male feminist and pro-pinoy activist damn bruh u sure do got your shit straight

but for real white kid knew wrestling technique bruh he was in control im tellin u 
i wrestled before at my school 

taste the glamour

April 16, 2013 @ 12:24 AM
ToyotaGuy

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A wild big bitch appears

hey! Who wants some

April 16, 2013 @ 12:35 AM
Hellah Fresh

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^^ His lil bro getting worked and he caught feelings.
April 16, 2013 @ 12:41 AM
blaagh

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"ay who wants some?!"

est. mcmxcii

April 16, 2013 @ 01:08 AM
Clarence_Boddicker

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Shut your pinoy ass the fuck up clarence, you're ruining this thread you stupid fuck

cry more and catch more feels about my fight picks.

Pinoy Pac wonx473924873298472472389472893



Nothing you can do about it.

Nigga ducking and weaving like Sweet Pea in his prime
shitting all over dudes fight game
April 16, 2013 @ 01:24 AM
veryrareandbased

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The first "fight" SMH

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

April 16, 2013 @ 01:40 AM
(G)TRAP

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dead @ asian fight in the subway
April 16, 2013 @ 01:51 AM
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preme @ 8:15
April 16, 2013 @ 02:36 AM
zzzboy

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I am going to settle this Pinoy/White boy fight with an official verdict.

ASSUMING that all things are legal, the victor is....................












THE PINOY.


In a surprise upset, we see a Pinoy winning a fight for the first time in history.  White boy achieves a monster suplex at 1:04 that would seemingly end the fight, but frail Pinoy successfully avoids a devastating head or neck injury.  Immediately after the suplex, we see frail Pinoy achieve a pseudo-rear choke at 1:06 using his right arm as the choking one and his left hand clamped on his right wrist to secure the choke.  The existence of the choke is verified by the fact that white boy takes nearly 5 seconds to stand up, indicating that pinoy has locked onto his neck and that he must now lift both himself and the pinoy up to get on his feet.

Following this choke, which continues, white boy again picks up frail Pinoy and attempts to slam him against the fire extinguisher box.  THIS MOVE, however, does ZERO damage as we see that only his feet or butt slam against the wall.  NOTE THERE IS NO INJURY TO PINOY'S BACK AT ALL.  HIS BACK WAS ALREADY AGAINST THE WALL AS THE SLAM WAS BEING EXECUTED, meaning there is no possible way it could have hurt.  Pinoy's head was also safely positioned forward and away from the wall.

The choke is STILL occurring at this point.  After the attempted wall slam, we see white boy buckle to the ground as a result of the momentum of pinoy's body.  Had this fight gone on longer, it is likely that the Pinoy would have won because white boy's slams were becoming less and less effective.

Two signs that Pinoy was winning:

1) Peep at 1:14-1:15 as white boy lifts the pinoy up.  We clearly see his face turning red.  This indicates that the choke is working.

2) Check white dude's face at 1:16 after the slam fails.  He immediately takes on an expression as if he is extremely tired or out of breath.  In addition, he shows absolutely ZERO signs of vigor after this failed slam.  He uses the wall as a support (his left hand) after the slam, and he begins falling to the ground as the choke continues.

COMPARE this to the moments after the first suplex at 1:06 when the white dude IMMEDIATELY scrambles to get on his feet, showing signs of energy.

In conclusion, the frail pinoy used a very pussy tactic to achieve victory because he knew he would lose by trading blows, but had the fight gone on, the pinoy would have choked white dude out.
April 16, 2013 @ 02:37 AM
Pantic

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ur "Official verdict" is just the same shit everyone else was saying, but in the longest post made in HB  history.. Log off fuckboy and stop ruining the thread now..
April 16, 2013 @ 02:42 AM
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nigga i'm tryin to be an official witness when this fight enters the Guinness Book of World Records
April 16, 2013 @ 02:46 AM
AmericanLegend

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he lost bruh trust, no bais

taste the glamour

April 16, 2013 @ 02:48 AM
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Teacher thought otherwise, escorted Pinoy Whitiker  out the building to stop assault on white boy.

Pinoy won.
April 16, 2013 @ 02:59 AM
KTA

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kid gets thrown around like a ragdoll, manages to make opponent short of breath
wins fight because suplex and wall smash didnt hurt him enough 
pinoys are really reaching and im at the point where i donno if they trolling or just retarded
April 16, 2013 @ 03:02 AM
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Dead @ valleyLa always rootin for the underdog 
wierdass nigga 
male feminist and pro-pinoy activist damn bruh u sure do got your shit straight

but for real white kid knew wrestling technique bruh he was in control im tellin u 
i wrestled before at my school 
You sure do stay up on me, my lord. 

Who are you by the way? 

This argument STILL going on? Lmao damn. At the end of the day, it's pointless. Nobody changing their stance
April 16, 2013 @ 03:02 AM
╒rozzy

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Lmao @ this discussion still moving 

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April 16, 2013 @ 03:05 AM
valleyla

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lmao at zzboy's commentary too. Next Jim Ross
April 16, 2013 @ 03:40 AM
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LOLOL zzzboy

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April 16, 2013 @ 03:57 AM
veryrareandbased

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#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

April 16, 2013 @ 04:39 AM
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i'm the best mayne, i deed it

April 16, 2013 @ 05:21 AM
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April 16, 2013 @ 05:23 AM
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April 16, 2013 @ 06:01 AM
Clarence_Boddicker

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kid gets thrown around like a ragdoll, manages to make opponent short of breath

you forgot to add by application of chokehold.

Pinoy won.

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