What's the worst joke you have.

May 08, 2012 @ 03:01:23
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
May 08, 2012 @ 03:09:20
What don't you do when a fuck boy is in the middle of the road? Swerve.
May 08, 2012 @ 03:10:23
How do you fix your dish washer? You beat her.

Yes.

May 08, 2012 @ 03:12:14
So there is two guys sitting at the bar arguing about who's dick is bigger so they pull em out and put em on the counter. Boland walks in and the bartender asks him if he can get him something to drink, Boland says he'll just help himself to the buffet.

shit

FPM - MUCKFATH

May 08, 2012 @ 03:17:20
Originally posted by Inactive User
So there is two guys sitting at the bar arguing about who's dick is bigger so they pull em out and put em on the counter. Boland walks in and the bartender asks him if he can get him something to drink, Boland says he'll just help himself to the buffet.

shit


Nice one.
May 08, 2012 @ 03:20:26
Originally posted by Inactive User
So there is two guys sitting at the bar arguing about who's dick is bigger so they pull em out and put em on the counter. Boland walks in and the bartender asks him if he can get him something to drink, Boland says he'll just help himself to the buffet.

shit

killed me ;0

Yes.

May 08, 2012 @ 03:21:56
Two guys walk into a bar one night... I don't know the rest of the story, but your mom is a whore.

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May 08, 2012 @ 03:27:32
whats the worst about three black guys dying in a car accident??
...they were my friends smh
May 08, 2012 @ 04:28:45
what do you call a baby with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?
FUCKED
May 08, 2012 @ 04:31:57

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May 08, 2012 @ 04:45:17
womens rights AM I RIGHT
May 08, 2012 @ 04:52:31
a man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family

(http://anti-joke.com/)

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May 08, 2012 @ 04:52:46
you guys here about d?
May 08, 2012 @ 04:54:22
rekomuty1 is cool
May 08, 2012 @ 08:35:59
how many hypebeasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



shit don't even make sense tho...

Throwed like judo.

May 08, 2012 @ 14:48:49
A baby seal walks into a club...

...

May 08, 2012 @ 15:50:22
Yo momma so old that she remembers pizza hut when it was just a tent.
May 08, 2012 @ 15:58:11
Drew has a small head
May 08, 2012 @ 16:11:20
pause
May 08, 2012 @ 17:48:34
a black guy, homophobe, and a rapist walk into a bar, bartender says, "yo can i get your autograph kobe?"
May 08, 2012 @ 17:53:08
how many hypebeasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



shit don't even make sense tho...


No lie this shit was so stupid, but i it made me laugh.
May 08, 2012 @ 18:02:37
venison's dear isn't it?
May 08, 2012 @ 18:08:19
AIDS
May 08, 2012 @ 19:13:04
What do a black man do after sex? 15 years to life.
May 08, 2012 @ 19:22:15
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.

or

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
May 08, 2012 @ 20:09:53
why are the corners of rooms always the warmest?
cause they're 90 degrees

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May 08, 2012 @ 20:20:29
A baby seal walks into a club...


OMFG
May 08, 2012 @ 20:22:51
There is a talking horse at a bar that is offering 1 mil to anyone than can make him laugh and cry.
White man went in said a joke but he didnt laugh.
Spanish dude went in and tried to make him cry but couldnt.
Black dude goes in and says I have a bigger dick than you and he laughs and when he pulls down his pants and shows him his dick the horse cries.
May 08, 2012 @ 20:26:03
You know whats a joke...................... Female rights
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