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May 9, 2012 @ 07:19 PM
Pantic

Post: 3572

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9...

Got that from Dexter's Lab


Better this way:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't, numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
May 9, 2012 @ 08:00 PM
777ichael

Post: 401

Join Date: Feb 2012

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.


DEAD

follow me on instagram bluntfetish

May 9, 2012 @ 09:40 PM
burntofferings

Post: 29

Join Date: May 2012

What has a bike and a fly got in common?

They both have handle bars, except a fly doesn't.
May 9, 2012 @ 09:49 PM
intellect

Post: 545

Join Date: May 2012

a black guy, homophobe, and a rapist walk into a bar, bartender says, "yo can i get your autograph kobe?"

lawl
May 10, 2012 @ 04:16 AM
almondania

Post: 364

Join Date: Mar 2012

How do you fix your dish washer? You beat her.


omglol
May 10, 2012 @ 05:07 AM
Toriko

Post: 514

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Cali

what do you call mexicans in a pool?


-bean dip
May 10, 2012 @ 05:28 AM
PandoCalrissian

Post: 1158

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vista, CA

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 candy bars what does John have?

Diabetes... John has Diabetes

"leather jackets and bape shark hoodies, its a struggle but we make it work"

May 10, 2012 @ 05:33 AM
matsu714

Post: 213

Join Date: Feb 2009

why do seagulls fly over seas and not bays? cause then they'd be called bagels!!!!!



what did Ryu say to Ken when he saw him? HELLLO-KEN!

What did Ryu say to Ken when he asked to borrow some money? SURE-YOU-CAN!

How do you get a pikachu on a bus? You poke-'em-on!

Why can't you play hide and seek with pokemons? cause they peek-at-you(chu)!

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under 50 cents but deer nuts are under a buck!
May 10, 2012 @ 05:37 AM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

Post: 6244

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Lurking

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a nigger


Fixed cool
May 10, 2012 @ 06:08 AM
Visvimpapi

Post: 630

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: seattle WA



what did Ryu say to Ken when he saw him? HELLLO-KEN!

What did Ryu say to Ken when he asked to borrow some money? SURE-YOU-CAN!



Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.




brvndon.tumblr.com

May 10, 2012 @ 06:13 AM
kingofspain

Post: 146

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Los Angeles

the WNBA


May 10, 2012 @ 06:39 AM
futurebass

Post: 511

Join Date: Nov 2011

Drew has a small head


May 10, 2012 @ 08:13 AM
st3p.

Post: 699

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: 604

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue toast to the ceiling.

Oh dude did you hear the soccer score?
England 8.
Ethiopia didn't.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
May 10, 2012 @ 08:33 AM
PinoyatHeart

Post: 39

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: AMURIKA

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. =(
May 10, 2012 @ 08:34 AM
PinoyatHeart

Post: 39

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: AMURIKA

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Sara =((
May 10, 2012 @ 08:53 AM
art vandelay

Post: 467

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: 416

what did the buffalo say to his kid before he left for school? bison
May 10, 2012 @ 04:49 PM
Djazz

Post: 77

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: The Netherlands

Stepping on a squirrel's nuts is not funny

Take No Days Off //

May 10, 2012 @ 06:48 PM
DarianaGrande

Post: 3741

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Los Angeles

What do you tell a woman with a black eye? nuthin, shes already been told Once.

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

May 10, 2012 @ 10:11 PM
never_nervous

Post: 306

Join Date: May 2011

Keep these coming, I had the bitches wanting more and more jokes.
May 10, 2012 @ 11:23 PM
judeezy

Post: 25

Join Date: Aug 2008

Hey, you want 2 CDs?
2 c deez nuts

twitter.com/judeezy

May 10, 2012 @ 11:38 PM
whoarekyle

Post: 207

Join Date: May 2011

did you hear about that restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
May 10, 2012 @ 11:55 PM
Clazzy8

Post: 146

Join Date: Sep 2010

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

May 15, 2012 @ 05:31 PM
tmwtg

Post: 3096

Join Date: Jun 2009

How do you fix your dish washer? You beat her.


Made me laugh at work.
May 15, 2012 @ 06:19 PM
dmwalking

moderator

Post: 3547

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.


LOL IRL. Thread is gold.

guy on some broke bus. Love, Sosa. "Don't feed the trolls" initiative coming soon. We can rebuild.

May 15, 2012 @ 06:25 PM
T-K-G

Post: 241

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: US

Why did Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?"
...because blacks have no rights.


May 15, 2012 @ 10:13 PM
Trollinator

Post: 5030

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Location

what do you call a EGO(kanye) and whore(KIM K) put together?


I want to see the world burn


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