What's the worst joke you have.

May 8, 2012 @ 03:01 AM

Swerve.

Post: 348

Join Date: May 2012

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

May 8, 2012 @ 03:09 AM

BuddyOmar

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Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

What don't you do when a fuck boy is in the middle of the road? Swerve.

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May 8, 2012 @ 03:10 AM

Fusion

Post: 809

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Southern California

How do you fix your dish washer? You beat her.

Yes.

May 8, 2012 @ 03:12 AM

Youth In Asia

Post: 1039

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Korova Milk Bar

So there is two guys sitting at the bar arguing about who's dick is bigger so they pull em out and put em on the counter. Boland walks in and the bartender asks him if he can get him something to drink, Boland says he'll just help himself to the buffet.

shit

FPM - MUCKFATH

May 8, 2012 @ 03:17 AM

bananaoke

Post: 143

Join Date: May 2012

So there is two guys sitting at the bar arguing about who's dick is bigger so they pull em out and put em on the counter. Boland walks in and the bartender asks him if he can get him something to drink, Boland says he'll just help himself to the buffet.

shit

Nice one.

May 8, 2012 @ 03:20 AM

Fusion

Post: 809

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Southern California

So there is two guys sitting at the bar arguing about who's dick is bigger so they pull em out and put em on the counter. Boland walks in and the bartender asks him if he can get him something to drink, Boland says he'll just help himself to the buffet.

shit

killed me ;0

Yes.

May 8, 2012 @ 03:21 AM

EL_Guapo

Post: 882

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: California

Two guys walk into a bar one night... I don't know the rest of the story, but your mom is a whore.

OC CASANOVA : the only acceptable piercing on a guy is a tongue ring rt Enzoo : if u getting ya tongue pierce u suckin dick male or female

May 8, 2012 @ 03:27 AM

sharky

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Location: gta

whats the worst about three black guys dying in a car accident??
...they were my friends

May 8, 2012 @ 04:28 AM

vanitas

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Join Date: Mar 2011

what do you call a baby with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?
FUCKED

May 8, 2012 @ 04:31 AM

FALSE_PROPHET

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Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: SD, Cali

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May 8, 2012 @ 04:41 AM

jmamasboy

Post: 201

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: Socal

what does a black guys and an apple have in common? they are both good hanging from the tree

wear what you want because fuck everyone else.

May 8, 2012 @ 04:45 AM

ignorantian

Post: 1619

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Idaho

womens rights AM I RIGHT

May 8, 2012 @ 04:52 AM

777ichael

Post: 401

Join Date: Feb 2012

a man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family

(http://anti-joke.com/)

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May 8, 2012 @ 04:52 AM

Black Donald Trump

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Join Date: Apr 2008

you guys here about d?

May 8, 2012 @ 04:54 AM

DarthVader

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Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: The Dark Side

rekomuty1 is cool

May 8, 2012 @ 08:35 AM

Dascudo

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Join Date: May 2012

how many hypebeasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

shit don't even make sense tho...

Throwed like judo.

May 8, 2012 @ 02:48 PM

Replicant

Post: 362

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Sydney / Nagano

A baby seal walks into a club...

...

May 8, 2012 @ 03:50 PM

mooky

Post: 89

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: US

Yo momma so old that she remembers pizza hut when it was just a tent.

May 8, 2012 @ 03:58 PM

db_cooper

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Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: Santa Monica

Drew has a small head

May 8, 2012 @ 04:11 PM

drtmcgrt

Post: 1748

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: STHLM

pause

http://thebestkept.se

May 8, 2012 @ 05:48 PM

B Haht

Post: 317

Join Date: Mar 2010

a black guy, homophobe, and a rapist walk into a bar, bartender says, "yo can i get your autograph kobe?"

"I hope you meet Meta World Peace and he punches you in the face."

May 8, 2012 @ 05:53 PM

Quezz

Post: 588

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: DMV

how many hypebeasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

shit don't even make sense tho...

No lie this shit was so stupid, but i it made me laugh.

May 8, 2012 @ 06:02 PM

lihp

Post: 1001

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: 2 up 2 down

venison's dear isn't it?

May 8, 2012 @ 06:08 PM

chemist.

Post: 794

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Toronto, ON

AIDS

http://trillosopher.tumblr.com

May 8, 2012 @ 07:13 PM

Taal

Post: 547

Join Date: Jan 2010

What do a black man do after sex? 15 years to life.

May 8, 2012 @ 07:22 PM

Pantic

Post: 2278

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: The basement

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.

or

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

May 8, 2012 @ 08:09 PM

Pretty Joseph

Post: 2049

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

why are the corners of rooms always the warmest?
cause they're 90 degrees

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

May 8, 2012 @ 08:20 PM

deegee

Post: 669

Join Date: Dec 2010

A baby seal walks into a club...

OMFG

May 8, 2012 @ 08:22 PM

Quan292

Post: 705

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: Queens Ny

There is a talking horse at a bar that is offering 1 mil to anyone than can make him laugh and cry.
White man went in said a joke but he didnt laugh.
Spanish dude went in and tried to make him cry but couldnt.
Black dude goes in and says I have a bigger dick than you and he laughs and when he pulls down his pants and shows him his dick the horse cries.

May 8, 2012 @ 08:26 PM

ToyotaGuy

Post: 1793

Join Date: May 2009

Location: Palmdale, CA

You know whats a joke...................... Female rights