my gym teacher, this like 250+ pound white dude with a ponytail, touched me when i was in 3rd grade
never told anyone before feels good to get it off my chest
yo wtf B? SUE.
get molested, admit on HB
damn i love this website
wus only joking ;)
my gym teacher, this like 250+ pound white dude with a ponytail, touched me when i was in 3rd grade
never told anyone before feels good to get it off my chest
yo wtf B? SUE.
get molested, admit on HB
damn i love this website
Handsome Hustler more Handsome than I Hustle
Guess i'll share mine why the hell not, so a couple of years back when i was living in Japan me and a couple of my nigga's was visiting a club in Nagoya. Sooo since there isn't any black people usually out there we figured we would come up nice out there with a few bad ones with good teeth. Needless to say we were disappointed with the selections in the club BUT we were surprised there was some Brazilian bitches in the club. So the night winds down and i tagged this decent japanese girl with a nice body(And i mean decent with the lights on but sexy with the lights off). So we go back to the hotel and you know we get straight to it. No talkin bitch already knew what it was when we hit the room. I gave her enough time with the lights on to find the bed and then killed the lights. She played dumb at first and whatnot but once the condoms came out she got ready. So i'm bustin her shit open you know striking poses and shit. So she lays on her back cause she was hurting from the back shots. And im going to work again... next thing i know i feel something wet start to hit my knee's/shins. And i'm just thinking alright whatever this bitch is a squirter. So not even 30 seconds later it starts to smell. And i'm mid stroke starting to slow down trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. So i get up and turn on the lights only to see this bitch shit in the bed. Immediately after she starts crying and i start going off about how she just really fucked this shit up. So i hop in the shower pissed scrubbing my legs extra hard yelling at this bitch from the shower. So i get out and come back into the room and this bitch not only left but took the bed sheets. So that was my night no sheets...blue balls...and a bitch just shit on my knee's/shins...This shit had me bro. Thank you lmao
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Friend had to cut his dreads cuz he ate a bitch wit crabs
not really sexual but one time my sisters friend slept over at our house for a week for youth orchestra camp. We were very aware of a mutual crush, and she told my sister she liked me the day after the first time she met me, but we lived on opposite ends of the province with no cars, and she ended up getting a boyfriend, I'd go to sleepovers at another girl from youth orchestras house and we ended up sleeping on the floor next to each other in separate sleeping bags and it was absolutely agonizing to be so close yet so far.
When she stayed over she brought her own toothpaste and left it in the bathroom on the sink, I ejaculated in my hand and poured a few tablespoons and mixed it in with some qtip sticks, test squeezed out some toothpaste to make sure my semen wasn't noticable and left the tube right where it was. She is very hygienic and brushed her teeth three times a day when she was here, I actually got my mom to do a lot of baking, brownies, butter tarts etc. so she'd need to brush her teeth right after and I would feel warm inside all day knowing she had a constant connection to me. My dead sperm were resting on her teeth and tongue all day as she played beautiful music and laughed and smiled with her friends while my semen was being absorbed into her bloodstream and travelling through her clitoris, brain and heart. The dna that would lead to our beautiful child did not penetrate her ovum yet still passed through her body, the sperm she should one day gladly taste and giggle before swallowing as I hold my head in disbelief at the pleasure and I flip her over to return the favor as she shrieks in pleasure.
i farted loud as fuck as i came once^you mother fucker.
haha fag
This one time, in college late night, this girl told me she was expecting her period and nevertheless I ignored it so we're getting it. She leads me to the disabled toilets (more room obviously), taking our clothes. I'm bout to put it in right okay (standing pos) ? All of sudden she gets off. Then sits me down on the toilet. Where all of a sudden, she says "what's that? Is that blood?" Look down and there's fucking blood on my hands and dick. Rushed to the sink, washed it all off, got changed. And ran out of college. Couldn't eat cereal for the next month without straight cringing.
Avoided this bint for almost the rest of the year.
LMFAO oddly i have respect for this
pshhh don't be a bitch homie. If period stories count I got plenty, but I don't mind the redzone I put that condom to shield the dick from natures wrath and I go to work.
I got it, dripping like water.
lol the super frail D bruh. you just exposed your pipe on the interwebs.fucked a lazy bitch, like SUPER lazy. she'd give me dome and fucking just stop and chill down there i was like what? so we get into fucking and this bitch wasnt down to ride... Im like what? you come to my house and you aren't riding? whatever i'm not letting this pussy go to waste... so ya boy gets into it and starts thrusting through this bitch and she is just lying there like she's getting raped. i ignored it, and fucked her like she was somebody else... THEN THIS BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO GRAB HER PHONE AND START TEXTING HER BOYFRIEND WHILE IM FUCKING HER. i came all over her face and kicked her the fuck out before she could properly clean that shit up.
Lol you must not know how to give the D right
I got it, dripping like water.
son. wtf.not really sexual but one time my sisters friend slept over at our house for a week for youth orchestra camp. We were very aware of a mutual crush, and she told my sister she liked me the day after the first time she met me, but we lived on opposite ends of the province with no cars, and she ended up getting a boyfriend, I'd go to sleepovers at another girl from youth orchestras house and we ended up sleeping on the floor next to each other in separate sleeping bags and it was absolutely agonizing to be so close yet so far.
When she stayed over she brought her own toothpaste and left it in the bathroom on the sink, I ejaculated in my hand and poured a few tablespoons and mixed it in with some qtip sticks, test squeezed out some toothpaste to make sure my semen wasn't noticable and left the tube right where it was. She is very hygienic and brushed her teeth three times a day when she was here, I actually got my mom to do a lot of baking, brownies, butter tarts etc. so she'd need to brush her teeth right after and I would feel warm inside all day knowing she had a constant connection to me. My dead sperm were resting on her teeth and tongue all day as she played beautiful music and laughed and smiled with her friends while my semen was being absorbed into her bloodstream and travelling through her clitoris, brain and heart. The dna that would lead to our beautiful child did not penetrate her ovum yet still passed through her body, the sperm she should one day gladly taste and giggle before swallowing as I hold my head in disbelief at the pleasure and I flip her over to return the favor as she shrieks in pleasure.
I got it, dripping like water.
this happen 2 weeks ago.wow HB is the funniest forum ever.
I was at my girlfriends house in LA for a visit. I was relaxing on the leather sofa in the living when she came up to me and asked me if i wanted to fuck, of course i said yeah sure so she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. but 5 minutes later we heard the garage open so we got up and ran upstairs then i see her brother walking down the stairs and we passed he nudged my shaft(it was still hard). so i kicked him down the stairs and he tripped .after that homosexual encounter i got to her room i didn't feel like fucking cause her faggot brother touched my dick.
I got it, dripping like water.
