Worst Sexual Experience

Not something that directly involved me.

So freshman year of college I start during the Spring semester. First day of classes I meet my roommate and shit. He goes out with his friends and shit cause his side of the room is already set up. I stayed back to fix up mine. I was like lemme head in early cause I got an 8 am. This mofo had to come back like 2 am in the morning wasted with this chick who he claims he hated. I wake up say, "Hey" and dude doesn't answer. I'm like forget it and try to go to sleep. Next thing I hear is "Hey, wanna fcuk?" come out his mouth. Turns out the bitch is the only one with decency. She goes "But your roommate is sleeping," extra loud and shit. He goes "We can keep quiet." Before I know it they are fcuking legit 3 ft away from me. He was talking about how he loves to eat pussy. She must of not liked it cause she nipped that quick. Throughout the whole time I kept saying GTFO or WTF loud enough for them to hear it but their drunk asses didn't hear me. My fcukin roommate must of been on some poppin pills shit dude stayed fcukin from about 2 am to 7 am. It took till 7 am for them to notice I had been saying "Get out". By that time I had already seen her and my roommate naked.

Not something that directly involved me.

So freshman year of college I start during the Spring semester. First day of classes I meet my roommate and shit. He goes out with his friends and shit cause his side of the room is already set up. I stayed back to fix up mine. I was like lemme head in early cause I got an 8 am. This mofo had to come back like 2 am in the morning wasted with this chick who he claims he hated. I wake up say, "Hey" and dude doesn't answer. I'm like forget it and try to go to sleep. Next thing I hear is "Hey, wanna fcuk?" come out his mouth. Turns out the bitch is the only one with decency. She goes "But your roommate is sleeping," extra loud and shit. He goes "We can keep quiet." Before I know it they are fcuking legit 3 ft away from me. He was talking about how he loves to eat pussy. She must of not liked it cause she nipped that quick. Throughout the whole time I kept saying GTFO or WTF loud enough for them to hear it but their drunk asses didn't hear me. My fcukin roommate must of been on some poppin pills shit dude stayed fcukin from about 2 am to 7 am. It took till 7 am for them to notice I had been saying "Get out". By that time I had already seen her and my roommate naked.

so you allowed this to happen for 5 hours? what are you?

this happen 2 weeks ago.
I was at my girlfriends house in LA for a visit. I was relaxing on the leather sofa in the living when she came up to me and asked me if i wanted to fuck, of course i said yeah sure so she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. but 5 minutes later we heard the garage open so we got up and ran upstairs then i see her brother walking down the stairs and we passed he nudged my shaft(it was still hard). so i kicked him down the stairs and he tripped .after that homosexual encounter i got to her room i didn't feel like fucking cause her faggot brother touched my dick.

Not something that directly involved me.

So freshman year of college I start during the Spring semester. First day of classes I meet my roommate and shit. He goes out with his friends and shit cause his side of the room is already set up. I stayed back to fix up mine. I was like lemme head in early cause I got an 8 am. This mofo had to come back like 2 am in the morning wasted with this chick who he claims he hated. I wake up say, "Hey" and dude doesn't answer. I'm like forget it and try to go to sleep. Next thing I hear is "Hey, wanna fcuk?" come out his mouth. Turns out the bitch is the only one with decency. She goes "But your roommate is sleeping," extra loud and shit. He goes "We can keep quiet." Before I know it they are fcuking legit 3 ft away from me. He was talking about how he loves to eat pussy. She must of not liked it cause she nipped that quick. Throughout the whole time I kept saying GTFO or WTF loud enough for them to hear it but their drunk asses didn't hear me. My fcukin roommate must of been on some poppin pills shit dude stayed fcukin from about 2 am to 7 am. It took till 7 am for them to notice I had been saying "Get out". By that time I had already seen her and my roommate naked.

so you allowed this to happen for 5 hours? what are you?

no kidding, might as well get up and leave if you're not gunna do something. kid was probably tuggin it...

But in fairness, I’ve fcuked when he was there too.

But in fairness, I’ve fcuked when he was there too.

Nah you haven't.

But in fairness, I’ve fcuked when he was there too.

Nah you haven't.

But in fairness, I’ve fcuked when he was there too.

Nah you haven't.

Maaan i love it when a bitch let's me get rough. Wouldn't slap probably but choking is the shit.

the most I could do was put my hand around her neck without actually squeezing, then she would squeeze my hand with her hand, but It feels like im about to crush that shit like a soda can

Not something that directly involved me.

So freshman year of college I start during the Spring semester. First day of classes I meet my roommate and shit. He goes out with his friends and shit cause his side of the room is already set up. I stayed back to fix up mine. I was like lemme head in early cause I got an 8 am. This mofo had to come back like 2 am in the morning wasted with this chick who he claims he hated. I wake up say, "Hey" and dude doesn't answer. I'm like forget it and try to go to sleep. Next thing I hear is "Hey, wanna fcuk?" come out his mouth. Turns out the bitch is the only one with decency. She goes "But your roommate is sleeping," extra loud and shit. He goes "We can keep quiet." Before I know it they are fcuking legit 3 ft away from me. He was talking about how he loves to eat pussy. She must of not liked it cause she nipped that quick. Throughout the whole time I kept saying GTFO or WTF loud enough for them to hear it but their drunk asses didn't hear me. My fcukin roommate must of been on some poppin pills shit dude stayed fcukin from about 2 am to 7 am. It took till 7 am for them to notice I had been saying "Get out". By that time I had already seen her and my roommate naked.

i fucked in front of my roommate before, and he fucked in front of me. Just get over yourself its college bruh

my gym teacher, this like 250+ pound white dude with a ponytail, touched me when i was in 3rd grade

never told anyone before feels good to get it off my chest

my gym teacher, this like 250+ pound white dude with a ponytail, touched me when i was in 3rd grade

never told anyone before feels good to get it off my chest