fucked a lazy bitch, like SUPER lazy. she'd give me dome and fucking just stop and chill down there i was like what? so we get into fucking and this bitch wasnt down to ride... Im like what? you come to my house and you aren't riding? whatever i'm not letting this pussy go to waste... so ya boy gets into it and starts thrusting through this bitch and she is just lying there like she's getting raped. i ignored it, and fucked her like she was somebody else... THEN THIS BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO GRAB HER PHONE AND START TEXTING HER BOYFRIEND WHILE IM FUCKING HER. i came all over her face and kicked her the fuck out before she could properly clean that shit up.
I had a party and invited like 40 fine ass bitches and told them to invite there friends. I ended up getting way to fucking shitered because it was my party and everyone was giving me shots. Ended up getting my dick sucked by the ONLY fat chick there. Not only that, people walked in halfway so I didn't even finish and then proceeded to puke my guts out in all 3 toilets in the house. That was about 3 months ago. This past weekend buddy had a party, same sort of scenario...got really fucking drunk but this time the girl I was going for ended up being a solid 8.5. She seemed really in to me so I took her downstairs to try and find a room but all the doors were locked. So we left the party and found some random ass park like 3 minutes down the street. She throws me on the ground in this fucking park and starts giving me head...I was too drunk to realize that the ground was wet and kinda muddy and ended up getting my first pair of A.P.C.'s that I copped the same day dirty. Whats worse? Fat chick? or my denimz?
I had a party and invited like 40 fine ass bitches and told them to invite there friends. I ended up getting way to fucking shitered because it was my party and everyone was giving me shots. Ended up getting my dick sucked by the ONLY fat chick there. Not only that, people walked in halfway so I didn't even finish and then proceeded to puke my guts out in all 3 toilets in the house. That was about 3 months ago. This past weekend buddy had a party, same sort of scenario...got really fucking drunk but this time the girl I was going for ended up being a solid 8.5. She seemed really in to me so I took her downstairs to try and find a room but all the doors were locked. So we left the party and found some random ass park like 3 minutes down the street. She throws me on the ground in this fucking park and starts giving me head...I was too drunk to realize that the ground was wet and kinda muddy and ended up getting my first pair of A.P.C.'s that I copped the same day dirty. Whats worse? Fat chick? or my denimz?
you aint foolin noone talkin bout u invited 40 hot chicks to your crib breh
"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."
I had a party and invited like 40 fine ass bitches and told them to invite there friends. I ended up getting way to fucking shitered because it was my party and everyone was giving me shots. Ended up getting my dick sucked by the ONLY fat chick there. Not only that, people walked in halfway so I didn't even finish and then proceeded to puke my guts out in all 3 toilets in the house. That was about 3 months ago. This past weekend buddy had a party, same sort of scenario...got really fucking drunk but this time the girl I was going for ended up being a solid 8.5. She seemed really in to me so I took her downstairs to try and find a room but all the doors were locked. So we left the party and found some random ass park like 3 minutes down the street. She throws me on the ground in this fucking park and starts giving me head...I was too drunk to realize that the ground was wet and kinda muddy and ended up getting my first pair of A.P.C.'s that I copped the same day dirty. Whats worse? Fat chick? or my denimz?
you aint foolin noone talkin bout u invited 40 hot chicks to your crib breh
LOL!!
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I looked down at my basketball shorts and there was like this cheesy ass white shit on my crotch and on the condom,shit looked just like what comes out of a big ass pimple
. THEN THIS BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO GRAB HER PHONE AND START TEXTING HER BOYFRIEND WHILE IM FUCKING HER. i came all over her face and kicked her the fuck out before she could properly clean that shit up.
Immediately after she starts crying and i start going off about how she just really fucked this shit up.-THiZZ
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Yo this thread is 10/10
So real shit I was like 15 when I got my first DP which happened by accident, This was when aim was poppin you know Myspace/aim days. So i hit this broad up who went to Hillcrest (Nyc peeps know) bitch was a known slut. Homie said he'd let me use his crib to fuck so im like cool. We give her some shots of henny and she was a lil tipsy so we smoked and shit. I took her to the bathroom and took her shirt off .
I remember I sat her down on the toilet and stood in front of her and was like "you wanna see a monster" LMAO some corny ass line
She was like "Want me to suck it" Bitch even put a condom on my shit boyand sucked it down
So she starts riding me and my homie starts knocking the door
I ignore him and shit but this nigga dead walks in and gets ass naked and starts getting head in my mind im like WTF this nigga bugging but I keep doing me, Then he flips the bitch and starts bustin her ass but he's grabbing her so i gotta get up to get head. So i start doing some upwards hump motion and I think I stuck my dick too deep cuz the bitch starts going "ugh cack ugh cack" choking and shit I keep going though and I nut in the condom and dip out the bathroom.
I know she felt violated cause she kept quiet until we brought her to the park and dipped
Yo this thread is 10/10
So real shit I was like 15 when I got my first DP which happened by accident, This was when aim was poppin you know Myspace/aim days. So i hit this broad up who went to Hillcrest (Nyc peeps know) bitch was a known slut. Homie said he'd let me use his crib to fuck so im like cool. We give her some shots of henny and she was a lil tipsy so we smoked and shit. I took her to the bathroom and took her shirt off .
I remember I sat her down on the toilet and stood in front of her and was like "you wanna see a monster" LMAO some corny ass line
She was like "Want me to suck it" Bitch even put a condom on my shit boy
So she starts riding me and my homie starts knocking the door
I ignore him and shit but this nigga dead walks in and gets ass naked and starts getting head in my mind im like WTF this nigga bugging but I keep doing me, Then he flips the bitch and starts bustin her ass but he's grabbing her so i gotta get up to get head. So i start doing some upwards hump motion and I think I stuck my dick too deep cuz the bitch starts going "ugh cack ugh cack" choking and shit I keep going though and I nut in the condom and dip out the bathroom.
I know she felt violated cause she kept quiet until we brought her to the park and dipped
"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."
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boom she start jerking it then bitch lay down trynna get fucked so I act like imma pull down the drawers and I just sit up on her and push my dick in her mouth and start face fucking this bitch
Handsome Hustler more Handsome than I Hustle
She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gumLMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nah not Edison park the park by my hood close to LibertyLOL son you sound like one of my homies deadass
Son lemme tell you Gawd, so I fucking with this thickbitch named Rain from Brooklyn( if she find this fuck you and ya skeezer ass cousin) So i pick this bitch up at Jamaica Multiplex and shit and took her back to the hood. I brought her to my house cause it was cold and shit I was gonna get domed up in the hallway but bitch said I wanna see a movie.
So she got an attitude cause I was on some fuck shit like I been told her bring rubbers and all that or imma nut on you.
So she was like You just using me for head and pussy
Im like nah and trynna switch up the subject and shit
I put on Guess Who (RIP Bernie MAC) in the dvd and start fake laughing at every scene to make her feel comfortable
Then I whip my meat out
Everytime I pull my dick out her mouth she like stop but I'm like fuck it fuck this bitch
Son she bi down t my dick head on some quick shit not on some trynna bite it off but quick enough so it hurt
She like didn't I say stop why you wanna violate me damn I thought you was different
I'm like bitch is you crazy
so we argue and shit and I borderline nearly slap this bitch
so I continue to get head and shit then we dip off cause she had to watch her lil cousin
I put her on the bus and she thinking she getting a 4.00 metro to hop on the train and another bus LMAO
I left that bitch with one transfer nigga aint heard from her since
On a side note Imma update this shit tomorrow got a POP bitch sliding through
Life was simple til we moved to tha hood.
Be about it
THEN I WOULD GET HEAD FROM HER WHILE SHE WAS IN THE COMA I PUT HER IN
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I sat her in front and stood up so she like waist high I whip my meat out on some confindent shit but she likes "Its bigger than ones I've seen but not the biggest" In my mind Im like IDGAF cuz you gonna suck this shit
Handsome Hustler more Handsome than I Hustle
Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup
I have one,forget about the shit
I was a junior in highschool,and I forgot how,but I got this highschool white slut chick to come to my crib while we got out early for class
so usually when I get out early for class,my parents let me use there car,so I told the slut at school,to come home with me once we get out early,cause my parents wasnt home
so we get home,and was sitting on the couch,and she was in between my legs, so I reach down,and started fingering this slut,and when I started fingering her,I notice a strong shitty smell come from her pussy
I thought I was tripping so I smelt my fingers
and damn near puked,I gagged so hard
I put my fingers up to her nose,and ask her did she smell that and she said nah,then I told her to lick it off my fingers
and she did it like it was nothing
I started thinking fast,I told her that I forgot that my dad gets home early today,and it would be best for me to take her home
and that shit worked, but her pussy was fucking gross smelling,I knew if I hit that my dick would have exploded from the fucking shitty fumes
"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."
I was getting it in with my girlfriend at the time and we were both fucked up. She wanted to try anal for the first time so i put it in her ass and after about 5 or 6 thrusts she tells me to take it out. All I can say is she ruined my sheets and i now know what it feels like to get my dick shit on. Its safe to say that relationship didnt last long.
Mine would have to be an ex-girlfriend that I fucked a little while ago. She was just laying there like she was dead or some shit. Anyway I'm working overtime when I notice some wet feeling .Turns out she was on her period and didn't tell me so that shit straight stained my dick, my sheets and sunk into the mattress too. Had to buy a new fucking mattress after that shit.
