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May 7, 2012 @ 07:10 PM
The-Dream

Post: 543

Join Date: May 2010

Location: In your dads cd play...

Whats your worst experience ?


Mine was probably getting performance anxiety. Really depressing and rare moment.
May 7, 2012 @ 07:14 PM
kbos

Post: 2676

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

One time I was mad drunk and this bitch straight tried to rape me. Lured me out to my car and shit and took all my clothing off. Just about to stick my dick in her then realized what I was about to do. Fuck this bitch that hoe'd around with all the homies... just wasn't down. She was alright but kinda wack at the same time. I was just drunk and naked like a fetus shit was so wack I had to be like... nah cant do this. Got dressed and parted.
May 7, 2012 @ 07:15 PM
ignorantian

Post: 1640

Join Date: Apr 2009

was drunk and hooked up with a nasty bitch. she covered my neck in hickies. i looked like a leopard
May 7, 2012 @ 07:21 PM
Z

Post: 636

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Worldwide

Fucked a Virgin. Worst sex ever. Never again...

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

May 7, 2012 @ 07:21 PM
0mar

Post: 560

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: London

rippin' my banjo string.
May 7, 2012 @ 07:23 PM
Zeeks

Post: 339

Join Date: Jun 2011

getting a handjob bitch, keeps stopping and doing it and just never finished pissed me the fuck off.
May 7, 2012 @ 07:30 PM
unknown force

Post: 409

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: san diego

rippin' my banjo string.


dat truff

happened to me and i was kind of in shock by da pain, thought i had broke my dick forever
but now it works better then before! dat modification cool
May 7, 2012 @ 07:31 PM
Pantic

Post: 3268

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: The basement

Was about to get it on with a redhead and when i was going down the panties i felt it, a giant ass red afro blocking the way between my hand and the vagina. I pulled back my hand with unmatched speed and proceeded to look at her open mouthed and speechless, the shock was terrible.
May 7, 2012 @ 07:36 PM
DaPark

Post: 1763

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: UK

This one time, in college late night, this girl told me she was expecting her period and nevertheless I ignored it so we're getting it. She leads me to the disabled toilets (more room obviously), taking our clothes. I'm bout to put it in right okay (standing pos) ? All of sudden she gets off. Then sits me down on the toilet. Where all of a sudden, she says "what's that? Is that blood?" Look down and there's fucking blood on my hands and dick. Rushed to the sink, washed it all off, got changed. And ran out of college. Couldn't eat cereal for the next month without straight cringing.

Avoided this bint for almost the rest of the year.

hb weindis "No wonder drake makes love songs. Seeing all these 10's around toronto. damn. Just gained alot of dislike for my city."

May 7, 2012 @ 07:44 PM
ThaGame

Post: 1433

Join Date: Apr 2009

i went soft on this chick i met at a party cause that pussy stinked up the room were in.she crawled her nails into my dick and made me bleed :*(
May 7, 2012 @ 07:50 PM
califoreigner

Post: 630

Join Date: Sep 2010

Farted while getting domed up. She laughed, but went back to work.
May 7, 2012 @ 09:02 PM
kbos

Post: 2676

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

This one time, in college late night, this girl told me she was expecting her period and nevertheless I ignored it so we're getting it. She leads me to the disabled toilets (more room obviously), taking our clothes. I'm bout to put it in right okay (standing pos) ? All of sudden she gets off. Then sits me down on the toilet. Where all of a sudden, she says "what's that? Is that blood?" Look down and there's fucking blood on my hands and dick. Rushed to the sink, washed it all off, got changed. And ran out of college. Couldn't eat cereal for the next month without straight cringing.

Avoided this bint for almost the rest of the year.


pshhh don't be a bitch homie. If period stories count I got plenty, but I don't mind the redzone I put that condom to shield the dick from natures wrath and I go to work.
May 7, 2012 @ 09:07 PM
kbos

Post: 2676

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

i went soft on this chick i met at a party cause that pussy stinked up the room were in.she crawled her nails into my dick and made me bleed :*(


FUCK that. So off putting to find out a female doesn't know how to use a dick. I know that feel. Not exactly, but like gettin domed up from a chick who just has dry mouth and no technique, shit is like shoving your dick through the cardboard remains of a toilet paper roll.
May 7, 2012 @ 09:07 PM
lovedmndlife

Post: 3676

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: CBR, Down Under

Was about to get it on with a redhead and when i was going down the panties i felt it, a giant ass red afro blocking the way between my hand and the vagina. I pulled back my hand with unmatched speed and proceeded to look at her open mouthed and speechless, the shock was terrible.


smile red afro funny shit

instagram/twitter: dadonnyd

May 7, 2012 @ 09:08 PM
Rizal

Post: 1832

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Sauga

Whats your worst experience ?


Mine was probably getting performance anxiety. Really depressing and rare moment.


what? thats nothing. how bout when your girl wants you to dome up her freshly used dildo while she domes you up?

kinda weird right?
May 7, 2012 @ 09:12 PM
Shanklin

Post: 9590

Join Date: Nov 2006

I was about to lose my vcard but I was too nervous and lost my boner. Next thing I know the girl is trying to get it back up by doming me....and it was super unsuccessful. She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum sad. I contemplated about life and my existence hours later....Next day the whole school found out. Whatever.

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

May 7, 2012 @ 09:13 PM
secret genius

Post: 629

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: America

She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum sad

lmao

do u view me? do u see my maneuvers?

May 7, 2012 @ 10:23 PM
JStorm803

Post: 1701

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: South Carolina, Tha...

Got head from a girl I was in no way attracted to, thick she had booty but wasn't my type at all. Decided to hit her up again last year and got a handjob and she sucked me off a bit that was a mistake, cuz I thought I caught something.
No symptoms, no discharges, anxiety ate me up, went to the doc everything was fine.

Never again...better safe than sorry, I'm wearing a condom next time.

"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."

May 7, 2012 @ 10:30 PM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4025

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

couldnt get my dick up with the first chick i ever banged

never happened again though after that

i think what it was i was so excited
May 7, 2012 @ 10:32 PM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4025

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

I was about to lose my vcard but I was too nervous and lost my boner. Next thing I know the girl is trying to get it back up by doming me....and it was super unsuccessful. She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum sad. I contemplated about life and my existence hours later....Next day the whole school found out. Whatever.


IM DEAD, IT TOOK ABOUT 30 MIN FOR MY SHIT TO GET HARD

BUT BEFORE THAT 30 MIN,I COULDNT GET IT UP FOR NOTHING,LOL

NIGGA SAID LOOK LIKE SHE WAS CHEWING ON BROWN BUBBLE GUM

LIL SHORT STROKING DICK HAVING ASS BASTARD
May 7, 2012 @ 10:55 PM
its_BJ

Post: 1530

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Philly

^^^^^DEAD at shank^^^^^^

GIRL USED SO MUCH TEETH LEFT ME SCARED FOR 10 DAYS sad
why must I cry
May 7, 2012 @ 11:01 PM
WPGMB

Post: 572

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: Canada

I was about to lose my vcard but I was too nervous and lost my boner. Next thing I know the girl is trying to get it back up by doming me....and it was super unsuccessful. She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum sad. I contemplated about life and my existence hours later....Next day the whole school found out. Whatever.

happened to me except it was with my first gf, there was no dome tho. no one found out. turns out it happened to my best friends when he got his first girlfired too. I blame it on porn.
May 7, 2012 @ 11:48 PM
Shanklin

Post: 9590

Join Date: Nov 2006

Lol yall cray ya boy got da long dong. I was just super fucking nervous lmao. Its weird cause we hooked up and shit prior to that, got dome and nutted too . But yo that shit terrified me for like 3 months afterwards. Like nigga I had DREAMS of not being able to get it up. After I lost my vcard it was all gravy cool.

Dat sexual confidence got me like

cool

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

May 7, 2012 @ 11:57 PM
Ekong

Post: 563

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Toronto

Fucked a bitch with a stank pussy. My room smelt like sea world after
May 8, 2012 @ 12:35 AM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4025

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

I was about to lose my vcard but I was too nervous and lost my boner. Next thing I know the girl is trying to get it back up by doming me....and it was super unsuccessful. She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum sad. I contemplated about life and my existence hours later....Next day the whole school found out. Whatever.

happened to me except it was with my first gf, there was no dome tho. no one found out. turns out it happened to my best friends when he got his first girlfired too. I blame it on porn.


nah you just be so damn excited,that the blood dont flow to your dick correctly

and you dont be wanting to fuck up with the girl

but once you stop being a pussy,and just have fun,you wont have that problem ever again
May 8, 2012 @ 12:35 AM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4025

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

Fucked a bitch with a stank pussy. My room smelt like sea world after


*DEAD*
May 8, 2012 @ 12:51 AM
Shanklin

Post: 9590

Join Date: Nov 2006

Speaking of stank pussy, my old freshman roommate would fuck the most ratchet of broads. I remember once I walked into the room and saw him and some chick underneath the sheets chillin, and I was like "yo yall niggas went to burger king and didnt tell me?! i'm hungry as fuuuck". They gave me this puzzled ass look and dude was like "nah man we about to go now..." so I just left the room and went about my business

It didn't hit me until like an hour later later...

I realized he just got done fucking
sad

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

May 8, 2012 @ 12:53 AM
modernmischief

Post: 2477

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

Fucked this broad with a cheesy pussy once.Brought this broad that I was on a regular fuck basis with back to the crib. Proceeded to get domed up of course and stripped off the panties on some Trey Songz shit,but she wanted to keep her lil oversized sweatshirt on. I wasn't to concerned with it since I was just trying to get in a quick nut on a friday night and had since her Havana Ginger nipples plenty of times,the bitch proceeds to start riding me and a nig was feeling good but I started noticing that she was hella dry.I went to get up to change positions and I looked down at my basketball shorts and there was like this cheesy ass white shit on my crotch and on the condom,shit looked just like what comes out of a big ass pimple yo,shit was gross as FUCK man,found out like six months later that the bitch was two months pregnant at the time smh.
May 8, 2012 @ 12:59 AM
johnathan

Post: 2822

Join Date: May 2009

Location: lol

fucked a lazy bitch, like SUPER lazy. she'd give me dome and fucking just stop and chill down there i was like what? so we get into fucking and this bitch wasnt down to ride... Im like what? you come to my house and you aren't riding? whatever i'm not letting this pussy go to waste... so ya boy gets into it and starts thrusting through this bitch and she is just lying there like she's getting raped. i ignored it, and fucked her like she was somebody else... THEN THIS BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO GRAB HER PHONE AND START TEXTING HER BOYFRIEND WHILE IM FUCKING HER. i came all over her face and kicked her the fuck out before she could properly clean that shit up.

free max b 2013

May 8, 2012 @ 01:03 AM
loop

Post: 1376

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: SoCal

ewwwww wtf

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