When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.
rippin' my banjo string.
This one time, in college late night, this girl told me she was expecting her period and nevertheless I ignored it so we're getting it. She leads me to the disabled toilets (more room obviously), taking our clothes. I'm bout to put it in right okay (standing pos) ? All of sudden she gets off. Then sits me down on the toilet. Where all of a sudden, she says "what's that? Is that blood?" Look down and there's fucking blood on my hands and dick. Rushed to the sink, washed it all off, got changed. And ran out of college. Couldn't eat cereal for the next month without straight cringing.
Avoided this bint for almost the rest of the year.
i went soft on this chick i met at a party cause that pussy stinked up the room were in.she crawled her nails into my dick and made me bleed :*(
Was about to get it on with a redhead and when i was going down the panties i felt it, a giant ass red afro blocking the way between my hand and the vagina. I pulled back my hand with unmatched speed and proceeded to look at her open mouthed and speechless, the shock was terrible.
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Whats your worst experience ?
Mine was probably getting performance anxiety. Really depressing and rare moment.
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She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum![]()
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"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."
I was about to lose my vcard but I was too nervous and lost my boner. Next thing I know the girl is trying to get it back up by doming me....and it was super unsuccessful. She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum. I contemplated about life and my existence hours later....Next day the whole school found out. Whatever.
I was about to lose my vcard but I was too nervous and lost my boner. Next thing I know the girl is trying to get it back up by doming me....and it was super unsuccessful. She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum. I contemplated about life and my existence hours later....Next day the whole school found out. Whatever.
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I was about to lose my vcard but I was too nervous and lost my boner. Next thing I know the girl is trying to get it back up by doming me....and it was super unsuccessful. She looked like she was sucking on chewed up brown bubble gum. I contemplated about life and my existence hours later....Next day the whole school found out. Whatever.
happened to me except it was with my first gf, there was no dome tho. no one found out. turns out it happened to my best friends when he got his first girlfired too. I blame it on porn.
Fucked a bitch with a stank pussy. My room smelt like sea world after
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