UNUSUALLY WEAK KNEE LIGAMENTS, NOBODY KNOWS IF THEY GOT THEM
A few years ago, I was minding my own business when my leg suddenly gave out from underneath me. I heard a sickening crack, and experienced the worst pain I've ever experienced. I couldn't even speak. All I could do was scream. I could tell that this was bad, and I knew enough to manage to explain to 911 that my knee had somehow dislocated.
The paramedics came to my house expecting to be able to just help me walk out, and had no idea why they had to come here for a routine knee cap dislocation.
They saw me lying there and cut off my jeans. I'll never forget the look on their faces.
I looked down, and saw that my knee cap was now sticking out of my calf. It was still underneath my skin, and I experimentally touched it to found that it indeed wasn't some sort of optical illusion, but the bone of my knee cap had somehow traveled about a quartre of a metre down my leg.
i ain't ever gonna stand up again