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April 27, 2012 @ 01:19 AM
mr mcgibblets

Post: 2179

Join Date: Nov 2010

so i've been dating this girl for a few weeks. she is by far one of the hottest girls i've ever dated. definitely top 3 of all time. like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.

anyways, she knows that i want to fuck her. like so bad. and she's been fucking with my head about it though. i haven't hit it yet, but gotten so damn close. like making out and under the clothes touching, but every time we almost get to doing it, she stops and keeps withholding from me. i think she gets off on my torture, but i'm cool with it.

then the other night happened. we went on a date and went back to her place afterward. in her ultimate move to fuck with me, she said "let me put on a show for you" and started stripping. onve she got naked, she then got on her bed, and took out her dildo. it was fucking huge and black. anyways, she started fucking herself with it in front of me. it was so awesome. it was like those online videos, but in real person. i can't describe how sexy it was. needless to say, i had a raging boner and couldn't take it anymore.

i told her that she needed the real deal and went over to her on the bed. she then stopped me and said "i'll play with your toy.... if you play with my toy." i was like, WTF? then she simultaneously put her lips on my dick and put the dildo to my lips. "suck it" she said. "i'll suck yours". oh my god. it was weird. like, i was just so horny, and wanted her to suck me dick so bad, that i just went with it. then she started moving that shit in and out of my mouth, like, really mouth fucking me with a black dildo while she sucked my dick. i had a brief moment of "this shits gay" but i didnt want her to stop giving me head. before i knew it, i couldn't help it, and i came. with a dildo in my mouth.

does that make me gay?




at least she didnt try to put it in your butt.you mightve done it.
April 27, 2012 @ 01:28 AM
99%Shit

Post: 3405

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Ontario

You wanted a female so bad, that you were willing to put your mouth on a rubber phallus? Sounds more like you're TOO straight. You were willing to do something you weren't too comfortable with just to get that dome. You're not gay. Hell, even if you an her split another dude, you wouldn't be gay, you'd be: bi, pan or poly. One cannot be gay if they like the opposite sex.

narsha.narsha.narsha

April 27, 2012 @ 01:34 AM
mr mcgibblets

Post: 2179

Join Date: Nov 2010

April 27, 2012 @ 01:55 AM
Cheetah

Post: 48

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: Spaceghostpurrp\'s D...

You wanted a female so bad, that you were willing to put your mouth on a rubber phallus? Sounds more like you're TOO straight. You were willing to do something you weren't too comfortable with just to get that dome. You're not gay. Hell, even if you an her split another dude, you wouldn't be gay, you'd be: bi, pan or poly. One cannot be gay if they like the opposite sex.


Smh

I'm a test tube baby

April 27, 2012 @ 02:11 AM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

Lmfao nigga she trolling you, she got no other sexual satisfaction from you sucking that shit other than she knew you were OD desperate for the cooter.

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April 27, 2012 @ 02:20 AM
BIRTH

Post: 913

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Hell

Lmfao nigga she trolling you, she got no other sexual satisfaction from you sucking that shit other than she knew you were OD desperate for the cooter.


Na, she prob got off from bitching him.

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April 27, 2012 @ 02:24 AM
Tha Shiznit

Post: 49

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April 27, 2012 @ 02:25 AM
BKBROWN

Post: 2495

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: SD \\ CHI

like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.


damn

just leave her lol

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April 27, 2012 @ 02:27 AM
chief

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Location: WA

did noboy suggest he post pics of this female?

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April 27, 2012 @ 03:40 AM
JStorm803

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Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: South Carolina, Tha...

...then you realized

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April 27, 2012 @ 06:10 AM
WOLFdayz

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Location: CANADA?

April 27, 2012 @ 07:12 AM
FALSE_PROPHET

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Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: SD, Cali

omg im so dumbfounded i dont even know what to say is this real life

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April 27, 2012 @ 05:32 PM
RyandaGod

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Location: Commonwealth, Boston

haven't laughed that hard in a while wtf son.
April 27, 2012 @ 07:04 PM
EL_Guapo

Post: 885

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: California

so i've been dating this girl for a few weeks. she is by far one of the hottest girls i've ever dated. definitely top 3 of all time. like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.

anyways, she knows that i want to fuck her. like so bad. and she's been fucking with my head about it though. i haven't hit it yet, but gotten so damn close. like making out and under the clothes touching, but every time we almost get to doing it, she stops and keeps withholding from me. i think she gets off on my torture, but i'm cool with it.

then the other night happened. we went on a date and went back to her place afterward. in her ultimate move to fuck with me, she said "let me put on a show for you" and started stripping. onve she got naked, she then got on her bed, and took out her dildo. it was fucking huge and black. anyways, she started fucking herself with it in front of me. it was so awesome. it was like those online videos, but in real person. i can't describe how sexy it was. needless to say, i had a raging boner and couldn't take it anymore.

i told her that she needed the real deal and went over to her on the bed. she then stopped me and said "i'll play with your toy.... if you play with my toy." i was like, WTF? then she simultaneously put her lips on my dick and put the dildo to my lips. "suck it" she said. "i'll suck yours". oh my god. it was weird. like, i was just so horny, and wanted her to suck me dick so bad, that i just went with it. then she started moving that shit in and out of my mouth, like, really mouth fucking me with a black dildo while she sucked my dick. i had a brief moment of "this shits gay" but i didnt want her to stop giving me head. before i knew it, i couldn't help it, and i came. with a dildo in my mouth.

does that make me gay?
New York Times worthy... you just sucked off a black dildo so not only did you visualize Buddy coming in your mouth with a niggaconda you did not stop so obviously you are a homosexual and you're covering that up by having a girlfriend sucking you off..

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April 27, 2012 @ 07:10 PM
Trollinator

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Location: Location

@ buddy

I want to see the world burn

April 27, 2012 @ 07:30 PM
YK

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Join Date: May 2011

Location: Philly

sex game fucked up boi, fuck you think we suck black dildos for

where the azn girls at

April 27, 2012 @ 07:43 PM
jawesome

Post: 3705

Join Date: Sep 2008

You wanted a female so bad, that you were willing to put your mouth on a rubber phallus? Sounds more like you're TOO straight. You were willing to do something you weren't too comfortable with just to get that dome. You're not gay. Hell, even if you an her split another dude, you wouldn't be gay, you'd be: bi, pan or poly. One cannot be gay if they like the opposite sex.

and this is why you got a tranny as your avatar smh.

Instagram: prxsh

April 27, 2012 @ 07:54 PM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

@ buddy


SMFH...this nigga goldandsacks need to change his name to holdsmansacks. This nigga lowkey thirsting for the nigjizz.

Eh bruh remember that every dildo is molded after the shape of a real niggas dick so you legit sucked a niggas dick by proxy. Damn i bet this nigga got a gag reflex so that would explain why he only worked the tip.

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April 27, 2012 @ 07:55 PM
its_BJ

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Location: Philly

April 27, 2012 @ 07:57 PM
DaPark

Post: 1904

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: UK

hahaha funny shit bro.

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April 27, 2012 @ 08:23 PM
m3pwr

Post: 44

Join Date: Oct 2007

I never post but what did I just read?

GIFSoup
April 27, 2012 @ 08:31 PM
strangers

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Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: 604

April 27, 2012 @ 08:32 PM
jilin

Post: 230

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: LA

o.o people be freaky.

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April 27, 2012 @ 09:02 PM
PERFECT WHITE MALE

Post: 1088

Join Date: May 2011

Location: hell

before i knew it, i couldn't help it, and i came. with a dildo in my mouth.


April 27, 2012 @ 09:07 PM
dmwalking

moderator

Post: 3549

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

@ buddy


SMFH...this nigga goldandsacks need to change his name to holdsmansacks. This nigga lowkey thirsting for the nigjizz.

Eh bruh remember that every dildo is molded after the shape of a real niggas dick so you legit sucked a niggas dick by proxy. Damn i bet this nigga got a gag reflex so that would explain why he only worked the tip.



guy on some broke bus. Love, Sosa. "Don't feed the trolls" initiative coming soon. We can rebuild.

April 27, 2012 @ 09:15 PM
PERFECT WHITE MALE

Post: 1088

Join Date: May 2011

Location: hell

every dildo is molded after the shape of a real niggas dick so you legit sucked a niggas dick by proxy


DEAD.
April 27, 2012 @ 09:28 PM
Lemonz

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Location: http://zyenet.tk

April 27, 2012 @ 09:42 PM
99%Shit

Post: 3405

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Ontario

You wanted a female so bad, that you were willing to put your mouth on a rubber phallus? Sounds more like you're TOO straight. You were willing to do something you weren't too comfortable with just to get that dome. You're not gay. Hell, even if you an her split another dude, you wouldn't be gay, you'd be: bi, pan or poly. One cannot be gay if they like the opposite sex.

and this is why you got a tranny as your avatar smh.



And you're the first to recognise her in 2 years. What does that say about you, bruh?

narsha.narsha.narsha

April 27, 2012 @ 09:44 PM
jawesome

Post: 3705

Join Date: Sep 2008

Says I've been on 4chan before. Good try tho.

Instagram: prxsh

April 27, 2012 @ 10:32 PM
MUSASHI

Post: 922

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: SJ

@ buddy


SMFH...this nigga goldandsacks need to change his name to holdsmansacks. This nigga lowkey thirsting for the nigjizz.

Eh bruh remember that every dildo is molded after the shape of a real niggas dick so you legit sucked a niggas dick by proxy. Damn i bet this nigga got a gag reflex so that would explain why he only worked the tip.

buddy goin in no homo

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