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April 26, 2012 @ 11:31 AM
motherfucker

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yo on a larger scale if u fuck up with that girl she gonna end ur social life spreadin that shit having you fucked up like pac did fat boy in juice or stampede did mufasa in lion king son
April 26, 2012 @ 12:04 PM
Ferdi

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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD OHH LAWDYYY NIGGA GODDAMNNN
April 26, 2012 @ 12:34 PM
Pantic

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Perfect gif execution....
On another note no it doesen't make you gay but you her bitch now tho, pretty weak move not being able to man up.
April 26, 2012 @ 12:59 PM
dmwalking

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so i've been dating this girl for a few weeks. she is by far one of the hottest girls i've ever dated. definitely top 3 of all time. like, i know how fortunate i am to be dating her right now.

anyways, she knows that i want to fuck her. like so bad. and she's been fucking with my head about it though. i haven't hit it yet, but gotten so damn close. like making out and under the clothes touching, but every time we almost get to doing it, she stops and keeps withholding from me. i think she gets off on my torture, but i'm cool with it.

then the other night happened. we went on a date and went back to her place afterward. in her ultimate move to fuck with me, she said "let me put on a show for you" and started stripping. onve she got naked, she then got on her bed, and took out her dildo. it was fucking huge and black. anyways, she started fucking herself with it in front of me. it was so awesome. it was like those online videos, but in real person. i can't describe how sexy it was. needless to say, i had a raging boner and couldn't take it anymore.

i told her that she needed the real deal and went over to her on the bed. she then stopped me and said "i'll play with your toy.... if you play with my toy." i was like, WTF? then she simultaneously put her lips on my dick and put the dildo to my lips. "suck it" she said. "i'll suck yours". oh my god. it was weird. like, i was just so horny, and wanted her to suck me dick so bad, that i just went with it. then she started moving that shit in and out of my mouth, like, really mouth fucking me with a black dildo while she sucked my dick. i had a brief moment of "this shits gay" but i didnt want her to stop giving me head. before i knew it, i couldn't help it, and i came. with a dildo in my mouth.

does that make me gay?



LMAOOOOO. 10/10 This can't be real but it's so convincing. So I'll answer like it's real.

The answer is no, you're not gay because it's not like you enjoyed the feeling of the dildo in your mouth. But you are pretty spineless. She played a major power move on you b. Now she knows that she can pretty much control you based on sex. It's all downhill from here bro.

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April 26, 2012 @ 01:03 PM
dmwalking

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Why tho.....Why....I guess its just the destiny of a simp nigga...


Yo, I've seen this reaction gif like 10000x before, but never before has it been so damn perfect. I legit almost spit my coffee out.

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April 26, 2012 @ 01:41 PM
Shanklin

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Man i died and came back again. I think im a zombie ahdalmaoooo. You better cop the nudes so you have some shit on her too. Youre in the palm of her hands now hahaha

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April 26, 2012 @ 01:50 PM
Stilo

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Damn, homie. I mean, it's gay but it's also sort of not. I think you're between a rock & a hard place; as long as you don't feel gay about it then I don't think you're gay.

On another note, the gifs in this thread are pretty epic. cool
April 26, 2012 @ 02:23 PM
Jamie Dimon

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smh OP blew a dildo and didn't even penetrate her

My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.

April 26, 2012 @ 02:33 PM

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she then stopped me and said "i'll play with your toy.... if you play with my toy." then she simultaneously put her lips on my dick and put the dildo to my lips. "suck it" she said. "i'll suck yours".

LMAO
before i knew it, i couldn't help it, and i came. with a dildo in my mouth.

Fuck outta here
April 26, 2012 @ 03:22 PM
CHOPZZBISCUIT

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I bet the bj with the dildo was better then her bj on you.


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April 26, 2012 @ 03:29 PM
WPGMB

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this shit actually had me dead in class. fucking hilarious. nuttin with a fake penis in your mouth is pretty suss tho.
April 26, 2012 @ 03:39 PM

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She recorded it ;)
April 26, 2012 @ 03:48 PM
Crejus

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That story was amazing, if you made that up, you might have a future writing comedies. If that was real life, shorty played a power moves and all her friends gonna judge you. It's all downhill from here homie. Did she swallow at least? You left out that detail...she was giving you head, so you had to nut in her mouth. If you're not trolling you gotta nut in her ear homie.
April 26, 2012 @ 03:55 PM
Eaton

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this is probably the first time i laughed from something on this site in a long time

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April 26, 2012 @ 04:22 PM
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April 26, 2012 @ 04:27 PM
T-K-G

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April 26, 2012 @ 04:33 PM
T-K-G

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before i knew it, i couldn't help it, and i came. with a dildo in my mouth.



April 26, 2012 @ 05:11 PM
totalespionage

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dat cuckold life

she's preppin you to take the real thing

before you know it you'll be jacking off in the corner with a dunce cap on while your girl gets plowed by ten car loads of hard bone niggas




April 26, 2012 @ 05:12 PM
chef_

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i read upto 'she knows i want to fuck her.'
April 26, 2012 @ 05:14 PM
thenorthside

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LOL. this thread LOLOLLOLOL....damn............

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April 26, 2012 @ 05:31 PM
WEFORMLIKEVOLTRON

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bruh.

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April 26, 2012 @ 05:40 PM
MF CHEUNG

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Looool sus
April 26, 2012 @ 05:40 PM
ASSHOLE

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but u still didn't fuck her

smh
April 26, 2012 @ 05:47 PM
WOLFdayz

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yo on a larger scale if u fuck up with that girl she gonna end ur social life spreadin that shit having you fucked up like pac did fat boy in juice or stampede did mufasa in lion king son


that bitch maddddd weird
April 26, 2012 @ 06:03 PM
chemist.

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Location: Toronto, ON

LOL!
Had to return to HB for this shit. You're stuck between a rock and a hard dick bruh.
Game over. You a battyboi.

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April 26, 2012 @ 06:22 PM
StephonPurham

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smh...your man hood has been thrown out the window
April 26, 2012 @ 06:24 PM
Brian@ONLY

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April 26, 2012 @ 06:35 PM
SK1

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I think a better alternative would have been to offer her a 69 rather than sucking a dildo.

That was pretty gay.
April 26, 2012 @ 06:40 PM
Cleaverhaggin

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Why didnt you just eat the pussy....so confused.
April 26, 2012 @ 06:58 PM
THEDIVIDEDMINDS.COM

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HAHAHAHAHA

Thread made my week....that's gay AF by the way

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