April 23, 2012 @ 11:01 PM
secret genius

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Ayo whattup whattup yall...the mighty Hands of Zeus aka Galaxy Knuckles aka Thor Molecules aka Volcano Hands otherwise known as the one n only Cocaine Biceps is back witta nother meal for yall malnourished muthafuckas namsayin. Once again its that time of year where we recognize the softest niggas in the game nahmean. We gotta couple MVPs...mad veterans n even a rookie up in this shit...so yall peep the flyness.

10. J Cole ...aka Nap King Cole aka Young Eeyore aka The Bokeem Woodbine of Rap aka the poor man's Drake. Ayo Jermaine is bitter bout sumthin b...nobody really understands what tho. You would think that any mediocre ass rapper/mediocre ass producer would jus be happy to be the first muthafucka signed to the worlds most famous nigga's label n shit. But naw...that aint good enough for Diet Drizzy b. Son still poses for pictures like somebody snapped all his crayolas in half... Son frowns like he jus rode his seatless bike to the 7-Eleven to buy a slurpee n they only had Sprite flavor left n shit. The many other facial expressions of Jermaine seem to include "My balloon animals done came untwisted" n "Why he get two turns on the trampoline n I only got one?"....you get the idea tho. Ayo this nigga's mixtapes was never really the most exciting shit in the first place namsayin. I mean dont me wrong b...they was cool...but they wasnt nothin to have a parade over neither. But when he dropped that stillbirth of a first album...son...that shit could stop paint fom dryin. That shit could relax a broad's hair b. Straight up. This nigga's own shadow wont even get outta bed in the morning no more cuz of this depressing ass muthafucka. Son inspirin a whole generation of lame mediocre ass niggas to start pickin up mics n make boring ass watered down flavorless "lettuce rap" (Get it? LET US rap...) jus like the homie Jermaine. Plus he got the softest dudes walkin the earth throwin rocks at his lawn chair. Son got the poster child for hurt feelings hisself aka Canibus throwin shots at him b. Cole even got that prairie dog looking muthafucka Charles "Milk Carton" Hamilton to poke his head outta the ground n shit on the little homie's career achievments a bit. But never mind them two dusty ass niggas...This boy got washed by DIGGY son. As in THIS nigga b...

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April 23, 2012 @ 11:06 PM

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lmaooo Young eeyore
April 23, 2012 @ 11:09 PM


diet drizzy....... L O L
April 23, 2012 @ 11:30 PM

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"The nigga's music can make it rain Lugz boots from the sky b. Son's existence is like a muthafuckin pinata of failures or some shit...the nigga jus keeps losin b. When he be playin Scrabble that nigga gotta figure out how to make a word outta seven Ls. Im sayin when he has a bowl of Alphabet soup that shit is all Ls too yo"

flamed yung berg
April 23, 2012 @ 11:35 PM

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very accurate

9 to 5 is how to survive, i ain't tryin' to survive. i'm tryin' to live it to the limit and love it a lot

April 23, 2012 @ 11:40 PM

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very accurate.. support local blogs.
April 24, 2012 @ 12:37 AM

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Here Wiz takin a break from pickin rice to frolic on a beach   

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April 24, 2012 @ 01:25 AM

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That was hysterical. the WHOLE thing. Haha i have NO respect for Wiz now
April 24, 2012 @ 01:47 AM

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Instagram: @esoJlaziR

April 24, 2012 @ 01:47 AM

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i'm crying though...


April 24, 2012 @ 02:00 AM

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His posts about Yung Berg always kill me.


April 24, 2012 @ 02:51 AM

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Wales photo had me dead on sight.
This nigga is a disgrace.
Yung Berg shit was too much I couldnt read all of it cuase my eyes filled up with tears from all the laughter.

FUCK DREWBACCA | smh fuck REVS to....

April 24, 2012 @ 07:07 AM

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lol'd @ wale part

son be lookin like he was chewin on lit firecrackers

April 24, 2012 @ 07:27 AM

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lmao this shit had me dying, especially the wiz khalifa section
April 24, 2012 @ 12:30 PM

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basically became more famous for lyin his ass off bout workin wit the ghost of J Dilla n bein a founding member of Slaughterhouse than for his damn music par

lol'd so hard

Last.fm - DStyles23 Xbox Live GT: DStyles23

April 24, 2012 @ 12:58 PM

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you kno you soft when chicks be showin how to do makeovers on youtube to look like you.

Fucking lol.


April 24, 2012 @ 02:19 PM
fliiko suarez

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. Tyga - Swear this nigga got World Star videos pumpin thru his veins at all times b.

I couldn't even read anymore lmao
April 24, 2012 @ 04:15 PM

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"When he be playin Scrabble that nigga gotta figure out how to make a word outta seven Ls."

lmao yung berg part was so good i had to stand up and walk around the living room before continuing.

Oh shit it got even better
"Drake aka the Patron Saint of Tenderness aka the Human Glee Episode"
April 24, 2012 @ 06:25 PM

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gat damn! every single section had me dead. good shit.
April 24, 2012 @ 06:36 PM

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LOOL the Wiz bit >>>
April 25, 2012 @ 12:19 AM

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lol'd at bow wow staying with the trash on deck.


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