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April 6, 2012 @ 06:59 AM

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Sup yo, ishyabway Ghxzt McFly back again with anotha story, juuu hurd??

So I was grocery shopping gawhd, I was looking for shit riight, fruits n veggies nahmean, to get my strength up nahmean, you are what u eat and goons is a mixture of fruits n veggies so i had to get fruits in my veggies to get veggies in my fruits like inception, so i'm walking down the isle lookin n shit, i was looking high and low like an eagle cuz aint no mountain loooow or hiiigh...

I get my veggies and i'm strollin dirty, but little do I know, this chick is right in fronta me


I didn't see her but yo son, she didn't know what was going on, and I had my hood on n shit, so I crashed into her joint... She was like wtf?

I couldn't hold my laughter in cuz when I get in situations where I know I fucked up and did something wrong or stupid, I just can't keep a straight face...
So I was like, "Oh... uhmm.... Whatchu Sayin?" (whatchu sayin in Montreal slang means like what's up, whatchuu doing)
and she gave me the wtf nigga look attitude and just walked away... and I was like YO YOU AINT GON "LET ME HOLLA"???

This girl just walks off and shit, I'm sucking my teeth feeling like shit cuz I looked like an idiot, I fucked up, crashing into this bitch, and I aint even apologized, I was just tryna go in 4 the kill...

So I'm just there pulling out my phone, I'm bout to tell my niggas like yo what's goin' on cuz I wanna do something n feel good and get over this stupid ass shit... but from behind I hear my name like "Yo Ghost..." and it's my nigga Lysick

I'm like wtf, ayo what'chu sayin Lysick? He tellin me he aint doing shit. We all from the same corna so this nigga n me go to the some grocery shit nahmean.

I tell him about the unfortunate event, he's like damn shorty looking kinda good, and I tell him idk what to do... and he's like don't worry let me show u how to do this... i'M LIke nigga be careful...

So... I watch this nigga move... see if this nigga can get this girl.


I see this nigga roll up next to her, and I see them talkin n shit.. mostly him just talkin..

Then... this nigga just threw me off my guard, nigga went to try an attempt kissing her and failed miserable I was like Fuck wrong with this nigga?
I thought the worst that could have happened just passed... but then this nigga starts doing random acts of fuckery nigga on some stalker shit saying, girl, it's only you im seeing, so if u try n hide, girl I be seekin, and if u turn around, girl I be peekin, He's just walking all over the store with her while she's just brushing him off lmfao my man really doesn't wanna give up man, he surprising her n shit, peekabooing her, in real jigaboo fashion shit nigga telling her "maybe one day we can be together" singing that shit and repeating it over and over again, really freaking her out, she didn't even buy her shit she just left the grocery spot cuz she got fed up with this nigga hunting her around... girl ran out the store n block son. dude is upset, looks at my direction knowing he fucked up and i'm all like fucking disgusted and disappointed at this nigga... he fucked up way worst than me. OD thirst, and in a freakish simp way too smfh, nigga just looked down at his feet cuz he knew he was wrong, I just observed him the whole time like dudes fucking up the game...

but whatever yo... YOLO I guess, You Only Love Once, and everything else is a joke....







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tl;dr - check the musical version:






im out


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April 6, 2012 @ 07:00 AM
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April 6, 2012 @ 07:05 AM
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April 6, 2012 @ 07:06 AM
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u a fool for this one ghost!!

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April 6, 2012 @ 07:16 AM

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u a fool for this one ghost!!

cool what's poppin my nigga
April 6, 2012 @ 07:16 AM
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i didn't read any of that


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April 6, 2012 @ 07:22 AM
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Lol'd @ all the gifs
April 6, 2012 @ 07:23 AM
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damn ahahahha that shit was too good

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April 6, 2012 @ 09:11 AM
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its not the same
April 6, 2012 @ 10:03 AM
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LMFAO...nigga you ridiculous. Trying to deceive niggas. Alicia Keys ain't even in Mercy but hate I ain't mad doe. Song is actually pretty good.

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April 6, 2012 @ 02:35 PM
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lol @ trying to pass for a kanye song

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April 6, 2012 @ 03:05 PM
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You probably thought this would be funny as hell when you typed it up huh?

April 6, 2012 @ 03:44 PM
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lol and not in a good way

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April 6, 2012 @ 03:46 PM
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You probably thought this would be funny as hell when you typed it up huh?



LMFAO at the score in the game in that GIF

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April 6, 2012 @ 03:57 PM
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Son, you're just stealing the guy who makes Big Ghost Chronicles tumblr's style of comedy.


Actually, alot of the people on the website do.
April 6, 2012 @ 04:07 PM
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Son, you're just stealing the guy who makes Big Ghost Chronicles tumblr's style of comedy.


Actually, alot of the people on the website do.


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April 6, 2012 @ 04:13 PM
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April 6, 2012 @ 05:37 PM
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east coast canadian slang, montreal and toronto is fucking stupid as fuck, people who say it are stupid as fuck and sound dumb as fuck. real tingz bruh
April 6, 2012 @ 05:46 PM
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April 6, 2012 @ 06:12 PM
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whatchu sayin?
April 7, 2012 @ 04:08 AM

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whatchu sayin?


im sayin nothin guy whatchu sayinn?
April 7, 2012 @ 04:56 AM
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east coast canadian slang, montreal and toronto is fucking stupid as fuck, people who say it are stupid as fuck and sound dumb as fuck. real tingz bruh


thas arms bruh wallahi.


i thought this gonna an actual story on the level of that raised among men shit...
April 7, 2012 @ 05:09 AM
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wallah man, you a bitch for this one
April 7, 2012 @ 10:53 PM

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some stories are meant to not be told, wallah
April 8, 2012 @ 05:11 AM
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also ghost i know you only made this thread to show off how you were in that video

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April 8, 2012 @ 05:27 AM
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It'd been funnier if it was a real story with an actual funny outcome, most of your stories are hilarious though
April 8, 2012 @ 05:57 AM
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You probably thought this would be funny as hell when you typed it up huh?


hahahha

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