Sup yo, ishyabway Ghxzt McFly back again with anotha story, juuu hurd??
So I was grocery shopping gawhd, I was looking for shit riight, fruits n veggies nahmean, to get my strength up nahmean, you are what u eat and goons is a mixture of fruits n veggies so i had to get fruits in my veggies to get veggies in my fruits like inception, so i'm walking down the isle lookin n shit, i was looking high and low like an eagle cuz aint no mountain loooow or hiiigh...
I get my veggies and i'm strollin dirty, but little do I know, this chick is right in fronta me
I didn't see her but yo son, she didn't know what was going on, and I had my hood on n shit, so I crashed into her joint... She was like wtf?
I couldn't hold my laughter in cuz when I get in situations where I know I fucked up and did something wrong or stupid, I just can't keep a straight face...
So I was like, "Oh... uhmm.... Whatchu Sayin?" (whatchu sayin in Montreal slang means like what's up, whatchuu doing)
and she gave me the wtf nigga look attitude and just walked away... and I was like YO YOU AINT GON "LET ME HOLLA"???
This girl just walks off and shit, I'm sucking my teeth feeling like shit cuz I looked like an idiot, I fucked up, crashing into this bitch, and I aint even apologized, I was just tryna go in 4 the kill...
So I'm just there pulling out my phone, I'm bout to tell my niggas like yo what's goin' on cuz I wanna do something n feel good and get over this stupid ass shit... but from behind I hear my name like "Yo Ghost..." and it's my nigga Lysick
I'm like wtf, ayo what'chu sayin Lysick? He tellin me he aint doing shit. We all from the same corna so this nigga n me go to the some grocery shit nahmean.
I tell him about the unfortunate event, he's like damn shorty looking kinda good, and I tell him idk what to do... and he's like don't worry let me show u how to do this... i'M LIke nigga be careful...
So... I watch this nigga move... see if this nigga can get this girl.
I see this nigga roll up next to her, and I see them talkin n shit.. mostly him just talkin..
Then... this nigga just threw me off my guard,
nigga went to try an attempt kissing her and failed miserable I was like
Fuck wrong with this nigga?
I thought the worst that could have happened just passed... but then this nigga starts doing random acts of fuckery
nigga on some stalker shit saying, girl, it's only you im seeing, so if u try n hide, girl I be seekin, and if u turn around, girl I be peekin,
He's just walking all over the store with her while she's just brushing him off lmfao
my man really doesn't wanna give up man, he surprising her n shit, peekabooing her,
in real jigaboo fashion shit
nigga telling her "maybe one day we can be together" singing that shit and repeating it over and over again, really freaking her out,
she didn't even buy her shit she just left the grocery spot cuz she got fed up with this nigga hunting her around... girl ran out the store n block son.
dude is upset, looks at my direction knowing he fucked up and i'm all like
fucking disgusted and disappointed at this nigga... he fucked up way worst than me. OD thirst, and in a freakish simp way too smfh, nigga just looked down at his feet cuz he knew he was wrong,
I just observed him the whole time like
dudes fucking up the game...
but whatever yo... YOLO I guess, You Only Love Once, and everything else is a joke....
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