I normally don't spend much time in this section of the forum other than lurking because...let's be honest. Ya'll be crazy. But after this shit happened, my immediate reaction was to put it here. I fully expect this thread to jump the shark within 2 pages. Don't let me down HB.
Backstory: My annoying Brazilian/Italian (how the fuck does this ethnicity combine) neighbor found out I play guitar. Even though I've been in a few bands I don't consider myself a very talented musician, but he insisted that he pay me like $35 an hour to teach his 17 year old daughter to play. For that kind of paper I wasn't gonna argue. Now full disclosure...this girl looks more like she should be 19. Her mom is like full Brazilian and her dad is some Brazil/Cuba/Italy mix so that might have something to do with it. It's awkward as fuck because she's showing her goods off all the time with low cut tops and shit, even though she knows I'm 22.
So anyway. I've been teaching her for about 2 months now. It's a hassle because she's more interested in trying to flirt than let me teach guitar, but honestly I don't give a fuck because she sucks ass at it anyway. But I show up at her house and there's some sketchy looking note on the door that says "parents are out today, let yourself in, I'm in my room." At that point I shoulda known something was up, because her parents are always there during lessons. But my dumbass opened the door and walked inside. I go up to her room, and (yeah you know what's coming) she's laying on her bed in the bra and panties waiting for me.
Basically my dick and my brain got in a 10 second argument before I finally said something to her.
me: what the hell are you doing?
her: my parents aren't home. come on.
me: there's no way this is gonna happen.
her: I'm gonna be 18 in like 6 months it's cool.
me: nah it's really not though...foreal I think I'm just gonna leave.
her: whatever. it's here when you want it.
Aight so I know what all you sick fucks are thinking. "dude just hit it brah." But on the real, this girl's dad scares the fuck outta me and I'm pretty sure if he caught me slammin that I would be a dead man.
Not really looking for advice, but hell, feel free to yell at me or whatever.