Neighbor’s daughter wants to slam VOL awkard jailbait

March 29, 2012 @ 21:16:29
I normally don't spend much time in this section of the forum other than lurking because...let's be honest. Ya'll be crazy. But after this shit happened, my immediate reaction was to put it here. I fully expect this thread to jump the shark within 2 pages. Don't let me down HB.

Backstory: My annoying Brazilian/Italian (how the fuck does this ethnicity combine) neighbor found out I play guitar. Even though I've been in a few bands I don't consider myself a very talented musician, but he insisted that he pay me like $35 an hour to teach his 17 year old daughter to play. For that kind of paper I wasn't gonna argue. Now full disclosure...this girl looks more like she should be 19. Her mom is like full Brazilian and her dad is some Brazil/Cuba/Italy mix so that might have something to do with it. It's awkward as fuck because she's showing her goods off all the time with low cut tops and shit, even though she knows I'm 22.

So anyway. I've been teaching her for about 2 months now. It's a hassle because she's more interested in trying to flirt than let me teach guitar, but honestly I don't give a fuck because she sucks ass at it anyway. But I show up at her house and there's some sketchy looking note on the door that says "parents are out today, let yourself in, I'm in my room." At that point I shoulda known something was up, because her parents are always there during lessons. But my dumbass opened the door and walked inside. I go up to her room, and (yeah you know what's coming) she's laying on her bed in the bra and panties waiting for me.

Basically my dick and my brain got in a 10 second argument before I finally said something to her.

me: what the hell are you doing?
her: my parents aren't home. come on.
me: there's no way this is gonna happen.
her: I'm gonna be 18 in like 6 months it's cool.
me: nah it's really not though...foreal I think I'm just gonna leave.
her: whatever. it's here when you want it.

Aight so I know what all you sick fucks are thinking. "dude just hit it brah." But on the real, this girl's dad scares the fuck outta me and I'm pretty sure if he caught me slammin that I would be a dead man.

Not really looking for advice, but hell, feel free to yell at me or whatever.
March 29, 2012 @ 21:22:54
pics or gtfo

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March 29, 2012 @ 21:23:30
March 29, 2012 @ 21:24:58
pics or gtfo

I'm actually debating whether to post them or not. Gonna be pretty fucking creepy if I do.
March 29, 2012 @ 21:25:21
March 29, 2012 @ 21:29:01
it aint creepy if u post em in the jailbait thread
March 29, 2012 @ 21:31:39

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I normally don't spend much time in this section of the forum other than lurking because...let's be honest. Ya'll be crazy..

Nude pics of the "awkward" jailbait, her mom, and your mom, or gtfo-
March 29, 2012 @ 21:33:50

I bet her mom fine af though
March 29, 2012 @ 21:34:42

I bet her mom fine af though

I almost never see her mom. The dad is always lurking all over the house. Her mom is usually hiding in the bedroom or some shit.

kinda weird when i think about it.
March 29, 2012 @ 21:35:26
Got pics? I would have just told her to wait for 6 months. While waiting though she can suck the D. No penetration though lol as for the dad? We are all scared of them at one point it's just really up to you to defy him. My suggestions, keep her close to you and when she turns 18 hit it.

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March 29, 2012 @ 21:38:56
What kind pic of her do you have anyway? If its not nude post it, xhamsters getting old brah

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March 29, 2012 @ 21:42:11
Like napoleon said, pics b pics, but AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. Go for it, ma du. l0l
March 29, 2012 @ 21:42:55

I bet her mom fine af though

I almost never see her mom. The dad is always lurking all over the house. Her mom is usually hiding in the bedroom or some shit.

kinda weird when i think about it.

Nah you smart blood. Really not worth the possible bullshit that could go down. Definitely wait until she's legal though.
March 29, 2012 @ 21:43:25
her body is ready my nig, lay the pipe down hard then cum all over her faggot dads face foe raising such a dumbass slut

lemme cop them pics doe
March 29, 2012 @ 21:45:49
Brazilian and cuban? GAWWD DAMNNNN
You dumb if you don't hit that.
March 29, 2012 @ 21:46:43
March 29, 2012 @ 21:47:25
post pics but link them through an image uploader so no one can track it


March 29, 2012 @ 21:53:22
March 29, 2012 @ 21:53:22
dude dont be an idiot. her dad is paying you to fuck her.
March 29, 2012 @ 21:56:24
how the fuck is this even a situation that needs advice, the goods get offered to you on a plate yet you twitch into oblivion. Just do it and if the dad somehow finds out who gives a shit, it's the kind of thing you'll regret NOT doing later on.
March 29, 2012 @ 22:01:06
invite her to your pad, smoke her out, and dude just hit it brah
March 29, 2012 @ 22:04:33
Nah son dont do it, wait em 6 months if you really want to smash. You got some good self control though
March 29, 2012 @ 22:04:50
1. Pics Please to fully assess whether it's worth potentially getting fucked up by her dad physically.

2. Just wait until September (6 months) to fuck her. Depending on the age of consent in your state, her dad could file charges against you out of spite. Or he could walk in on y'all and act like she's getting raped. Wait until she's 18 so there's no chance of you getting fucked up.
March 29, 2012 @ 22:06:25


March 29, 2012 @ 22:08:53
just get her high on heroin before. she wont even remember it was you so all you have to do is worry about her dad

no possible way to get that rape charge if shes high out of her mind smokeyface

edit: make sure you eat that ass
March 29, 2012 @ 22:14:36
Damn Brah this story got my Dick Hard.. You being smart doe I guess just don't get caught up. That is all I have to say on this manner.
March 29, 2012 @ 22:18:40
Registered sex offender status ain't pretty.
If you're gonna do it then do it at your house. You never know, there might be hidden cameras in there.
March 29, 2012 @ 22:29:36
First, check to see the age of consent. You might be lucky and it's fair game already.

Otherwise, just do it boy. She wants it, give it to her. If it isn't you, it'll be someone else.
March 29, 2012 @ 22:51:21
you gay son
March 29, 2012 @ 22:52:13
smokeyface you're 22, the rule is half your age + 7= 18. wait the 6 months bruh, then hulk smash

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