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March 21, 2012 @ 04:59 AM

philli' phil'

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did you have a desk that you were able to put your shhh in?
what did you put in it?

teacher ever make you turn a card from color to color or pull a popsicle stick
& set it in a different slot on a wall to monitor how bad you were fxckin' up?

what was the most scandalous thing that has happened to you or that you've
done to someone back in elementary?

2nd grade, i remember
i had this pokemon card jacked from me & thought it was this one kid who was
eyein' my shhh earlier that am, so i ran up in his desk @ recess and found
ripped out pages from playboy tucked away in his books lookin' for my card.
never found my card but came up on some nudes then got snitched on for havin'
em' by the same kid... teacher made me flip my card to red & called my parents
on some ol' weak shhh

March 21, 2012 @ 05:03 AM

abovetheseclouds

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damn i can't even remember

March 21, 2012 @ 05:48 AM

philli' phil'

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ahaha, a dose of nostalgia hit me w/ a punch that made me remember this dumb situation

off the top, guess it'd be hard rememberin' days alike

March 21, 2012 @ 05:52 AM

BIRTH

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This foreign bitch named "Yakaterina" or some shit use to chase me during the summer sessions my school offered. I always acted like I was scared but lowkey loved it

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March 21, 2012 @ 06:21 AM

tunnelno5

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Always had a yellow or red card. At the end of the week, wed have to go home and get it signed. Every week, mama cracked my back

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March 21, 2012 @ 09:23 AM

barkevvv

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i would always getting blue or pink slips out in the playground for the stupidest shit (drinking at the drinking fountain after the recess bell was over and what not) and my mom would get mad and ground me or hit me with a ruler.

eventually by the third grade i just learned to forge my moms signature and avoid the bull crap

cant drink after the bell? what kind of bull shit is that

March 21, 2012 @ 10:27 AM

johnathan

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wtf is all this card talk? all i can think when u guys talk bout cards is

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March 21, 2012 @ 12:46 PM

HYPELO

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^cards for misbehavior

March 21, 2012 @ 01:19 PM

Soul Rize

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i always got that green in kindergarden but i remember this moment i was suppressed. I was getting my hotdog from my backpack that my mom made for me and on my backpack i attached a pickchu that if u squeezed his tummy id' go liek"pikaCHUU" u know and like i sat down and i heard it go off and everyone started crowding the backpack closet looking and feelin on my pickchu while i was already at my desk. i was getting up to go defend it from the rape and abuse it but MY OWN teacher said "SIT DOWN!" and i had to sit their like a bitch and hear it..."pikaCHUU...pikaCHUU" just repeating over and over... it was a sad day..that will never be forgotten.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

March 21, 2012 @ 02:21 PM

KTA

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this was actually in gr 3 i called some broad an asshole for kickin my ball and she snitched on me...had to wash boot racks for a week smh

March 21, 2012 @ 04:03 PM

King_Tfar

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Got red cards on the daily cuz I aint wear uniform and this one time I was trading cards with a kid and I did a scum bag move and slapped them all to the floor everyone rushed and picked them up and I got his time wizard

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March 21, 2012 @ 04:16 PM

prxsh

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In 3rd grade this kid had his GB pocket taken away by the teacher and like a day or two later I took it out of her desk, kept it. told my mom I won it with some ticket shit we used to do to win dumb ass prizes like bubbles. christmas gift exchange came around and I gave it to one of our mutual friends, niggas found out I took it because my dumbass didn't realize that his name was written back on the inside where you put the cartridge. after that we were all best friends till late middle school. For all I know they wrote that shit in after I gave it to him because I don't remember his name their at all...

Now my boy that got it taken away in the first place is dead from some gang war shit in Dayton. Was shot in the back of the head and ran over by their truck smh.

March 21, 2012 @ 04:17 PM

prxsh

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Oh and I stole some white ginger kid's Pokemon cards out of his desk during recess, they were some weak joints like machop and shit. kid tried to bitch me out, shit ain't happen. now the kid is a OD wigger that works at McDonalds still wearing timbs and a white t typa shit.

in 2nd grade I used to go to a private christian school and lifted up this girls dress stupid high and shit during recess, shit was

at the time.

March 21, 2012 @ 07:42 PM

BuddyOmar

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Way earlier like in pre-school, buddy bit this nigga in his eyebrow because he tried to fuck with my Lincoln Logs and toy ferris wheel. Best believe a nigga got a red card and note to my moms.

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March 21, 2012 @ 08:10 PM

Soul Rize

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back in 3rd graded their was this girl that i would bring fruitrollups for and she was alwasy like u want to be my boyfriend and shit for but i always kept syaing no cuz i was shy as fk and kept giving her fruitfollups the whole year and she alwasy kept saying i'll do anything for you all cute in shit could've got my frist bj in 3rd grade

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

March 21, 2012 @ 10:22 PM

rayray27

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you already know, I remember trading like 20 cards just for this one mofo and it wasn't even in mint condition LOL

March 21, 2012 @ 11:38 PM

luke

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I brought my gameboy color x pokemon crystal and got that shit taken away..fck mrs.gale smh

March 22, 2012 @ 12:06 AM

KoreanJesus

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never forget the day some motherfucker snagged my blue eyes

March 22, 2012 @ 12:11 AM

Legit Shit

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At some point in early elementary school I was pissing in those long ass urinals, know what I'm talkmbout? and my (so-called) friend walked in and started pissing next to me. I don't even remember what the nigga said but I got mad and pissed all over his arm. He snitched and I earned my first referral.

Even before that, they used to give out pink slips for really minor shit, like talking in class and what not. Well every time I got one, like a dumbass, I would actually bring them home and give em to my mom and get yelled and shit. Eventually I realized you don't even have to bring that shit back signed or nothing, so I could have been throwing them away from the start smh

The only time I ever had a 'bully' was in 5th grade, he was in 6th. Dude never really hit me or anything but he loved to talk shit and act hard. I was never the talking shit type so I ignored and avoided him. One day in the cafeteria- you know how schools have the folding tables with circle stools/chairs, with kid's backs to each other? Well I was chillin, eating whatever they had for lunch, and this nigga goes and sits behind me. A few minutes later I feel a tap, so I turn around knowing it's this faggot, and he's laughing, but looking the other way like it wasn't him. I turn around and ignore it. Dude does it again, I don't even turn around this time. This motherfucker does it 1 last time and in one swift motion I turn around and swing on that nigga's face, clocking him dead in the mouth. He doesn't do a god damn thing, but the staff saw it happen and we got pulled into the office. We were in there alone waiting for the VP to show up and this nigga with a busted lip has the nerve to be like "hey man, let's act like we were playing around" I was like pffffttt nigga please. I tell the VP straight up what happened and he calls our parents, I explain to my parents exactly what went down and they were like

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March 22, 2012 @ 12:44 AM

79797

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i always got that green in kindergarden but i remember this moment i was suppressed. I was getting my hotdog from my backpack that my mom made for me and on my backpack i attached a pickchu that if u squeezed his tummy id' go liek"pikaCHUU" u know and like i sat down and i heard it go off and everyone started crowding the backpack closet looking and feelin on my pickchu while i was already at my desk. i was getting up to go defend it from the rape and abuse it but MY OWN teacher said "SIT DOWN!" and i had to sit their like a bitch and hear it..."pikaCHUU...pikaCHUU" just repeating over and over... it was a sad day..that will never be forgotten.

this shit MURDERED me.

10/10 thread

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March 22, 2012 @ 01:04 AM

NapoleonComplex

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Not 3rd grade
But in 5th grade I had some fucked up issues anger management n shit. I was seeing like out of school counselors and the school counselor like daily n shit.
My in-school counselor gave me a journal and told me to write all the times I get angry in the journal saying I should keep it and never let anyone see it.
I had it for like a straight month.
Now for me growing up I was bullied alot for various reasons I do not want to specify at this moment.
So I literrally just wrote down exactly what I would do to 99% of my classmates whenever they fucked with me.

Weekend comes around and I realize on the ride home after getting some stick for rockin a messenger backpack that I left my journal in my desk at school. No biggy I'll just pick it up on Monday.

Sunday Morning I wake up to my Dad's belt and he's talking about they found my "HITLIST" in my desk.
SMH.....them niggas set me up B.

Suspended for the rest of the school year, and if it was not for the fact that I was writing it in retalitation to being bullied I probs would have been expelled from my school district.

Came into Middle School the next year like a badass tho, no one wanted to fuck with the Kid who already planned your death 5 times

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March 22, 2012 @ 01:15 AM

79797

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LOLLLL THATS FUCKING SAD

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March 22, 2012 @ 01:40 AM

bonemarrow

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Not 3rd grade
But in 5th grade I had some fucked up issues anger management n shit. I was seeing like out of school counselors and the school counselor like daily n shit.
My in-school counselor gave me a journal and told me to write all the times I get angry in the journal saying I should keep it and never let anyone see it.
I had it for like a straight month.
Now for me growing up I was bullied alot for various reasons I do not want to specify at this moment.
So I literrally just wrote down exactly what I would do to 99% of my classmates whenever they fucked with me.

Weekend comes around and I realize on the ride home after getting some stick for rockin a messenger backpack that I left my journal in my desk at school. No biggy I'll just pick it up on Monday.

Sunday Morning I wake up to my Dad's belt and he's talking about they found my "HITLIST" in my desk.
SMH.....them niggas set me up B.

Suspended for the rest of the school year, and if it was not for the fact that I was writing it in retalitation to being bullied I probs would have been expelled from my school district.

Came into Middle School the next year like a badass tho, no one wanted to fuck with the Kid who already planned your death 5 times

why'd they make fun of you b?

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March 22, 2012 @ 06:16 PM

King_Tfar

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This thread been good so far

This happened in 5th grade and I remember this shit like it just happened
So a young nigga gets a brand new game boy advance with pokemon crystal for his birthday in dec. right before christmas break I was so hype to play it I stayed up all night.I wasn't even tired I was so hype it felt like that 1st day of school when you have a dope as outfit

( you know that feel like back in 06 when you was fresh in ya white tee and white ups)

So i had a lil cash left over a I was feeling like Birdman meaning I was going full 5 star stunna the next day I walked down to the lil deli shop and bought some candy to share with my niggas and at time "GF"(some girl i used to chase and play booty tag and call and talk about power rangerson my house phone lol) so I bought jawbreakers and nerds rope :

if you grew up on Ed Edd n Eddy you Already know

So my teacher at the time Mrs Phelps was all in a bad mood this day but I didnt notice at the time I was waiting for lunch to ball out with my niggas. Lunch comes and we all eat and get ready to go outside we bout to play tag and shit but i gather everyone around. They was confused like cmon you wasting play time I was STFU nigga
and I whipped out the candy on some lil kid shit like all these niggas hype but I aint even fully stunt yet i gave em all some candy Im like Yeah but look at this and whipped the gba out of my back pocket ( funny how no one knew it was in there cuz it made one ass cheek look large on some midget ass type shit)

Everybody started going ham like they heard WWF pay-per-view was free. Mission accomplished right? Wrong nigga we all line up after recess to go back to class Mrs Phelps comes down I'm still showing off the gba showing niggas the batteries saying shit like " Yeah just put the batteries in here clamp the back and Boom green light energy"
This bitch grabbed my gba and said NO GAMES IN SCHOOL everyone looked cuz i was bascially that kid in school who gave trouble but teachers liked cuz he was kinda misunderstood Nigga I just stood there and looked
She said "Class let's go" with a finger point and just walked past me like gold diggers do niggas with Fubu or Roca Wear on

ENDED a nigga ballin on some career injury shit like I was Greg Oden
She called my mom and they had a conference and they said I wouldn't get it back till christmas Oh boy a nigga was hurt.
Whats fucked up is some nigga got a Gba 3 days later with sonic and just balled out niggas forgot all about me like I was Bobby Valentino(RIP)

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March 22, 2012 @ 09:08 PM

5tein

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lol'd hard af @ Greg Oden.
I'll have to think of some third grade stories.

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March 22, 2012 @ 09:16 PM

homelessbaby

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Third Grade this bitch pissed herself while sleepin and noone knew until like 15 minutes later after a large radius'd piss puddle. She made some type burnt ass sugar cookies for the class to wash away the humiliation. SMH RIP CLARA.

March 23, 2012 @ 02:35 AM

5tein

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Location: Milwaukee, WI

Third Grade this bitch pissed herself while sleepin and noone knew until like 15 minutes later after a large radius'd piss puddle. She made some type burnt ass sugar cookies for the class to wash away the humiliation. SMH RIP CLARA.

That reminds me!
3rd grade Winter concert and shit. We're all up infront of all the parents, singin' and shit, we're about to do some major song, seconds before the curtains open, this bitch Chelsea starts bitchin' about how she's gotta piss. The curtains open and this bitch LOSES it! Why do all the pretty girls start going ew and shit in the middle of us singing? Lol. I was almost in tears. We didn't know what to do! She never lived that shit down. RIP Chelsea

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March 23, 2012 @ 02:42 AM

UFO..

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I used to get jumped in the third grade, until me and my cousin caught dude alone with his brother, and we beat the shit out of them, they never fucked with me ever again

March 23, 2012 @ 02:53 AM

$$$$$

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3rd grade was a great year.
Had the coolest teacher. She would always bring in cookies and other snacks for us while we watched Magic School Bus. I think she died of cancer a couple years ago though. RIP Mrs Madden.
Had my first GF and first kiss on the cheek. Some white chick with blonde hair.
Had my birthday at the skating rink and mad people came. It was poppin. Everyone loved me.
Me and my nigga rode to K-Mart everyday on our bikes and stole Pokemon card packs. Never got caught. We was kings at the playground with all the rare and cool cards.

March 23, 2012 @ 02:55 AM

yungm

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some black kid stole my prepaid phone from my backpack
found out
ripped his g-unit spinner chain off his neck

we was playground goons