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March 13, 2012 @ 02:02 AM
PKdaGod

Post: 2425

Join Date: May 2011

Location: #OYYOY

no lie i gave a chick 3 months car payment for her birthday smh still didnt hit


March 13, 2012 @ 02:07 AM
Youth In Asia

Post: 1068

Join Date: Jun 2011

Besides paying for da ladies lunch and what not I keep it trill. Skeezer gave me cash to blow for my birthday in June, so I got her a gift card to a store unnamed for hers in September. We had an argument a few days before her birthday so I sold dat bitch to someone else. Every other chick only got dat mcdouble small fries and water cup

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FPM - MUCKFATH

March 13, 2012 @ 04:35 AM
BIRTH

Post: 913

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Hell

In 1st grade tried to cop a 5th grade blond white girl by having a girl I knew give her the 25 cent gumball machine jewelery, but the bitch I gave it to just kept it cause she liked me herself. Good thing she got fine in middle school, use to shake her ass on aim webcam for me (didnt pipe).

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March 13, 2012 @ 02:24 PM
Enryu

suspended

Post: 379

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: Heaven

no lie i gave a chick 3 months car payment for her birthday smh still didnt hit

lol this nigga right here
March 13, 2012 @ 02:57 PM
ribshack

Post: 95

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: WE$T LA

When I was like 12 I bought this bitch a hollister jacket. But that shit was on clearance so 25 $
March 13, 2012 @ 02:58 PM
ribshack

Post: 95

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: WE$T LA

If you do simp on a bitch & buy her like clothes or a purse. How do you feel about them still using it when you break up?
March 13, 2012 @ 03:03 PM
kbos

Post: 2684

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

no lie i gave a chick 3 months car payment for her birthday smh still didnt hit


at least youre honest
March 13, 2012 @ 03:10 PM
kbos

Post: 2684

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

If you do simp on a bitch & buy her like clothes or a purse. How do you feel about them still using it when you break up?


she might as well, and if anybody who simpd like that then feels any type of negative way about her using it after break up then they are just simping even harder. If shes a bitch and you double simpd on her youre a bitch too, then what do you got? two bitches, dyke status.
March 13, 2012 @ 03:50 PM
totalespionage

Post: 1653

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: DMV

What about if a bitch tricks on you, Like buys you all types of shit?
March 13, 2012 @ 04:17 PM
Ferdi

Post: 568

Join Date: Aug 2010

no lie i gave a chick 3 months car payment for her birthday smh still didnt hit




Bitch got you whipped son
March 13, 2012 @ 08:18 PM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4030

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

What about if a bitch tricks on you, Like buys you all types of shit?



then you have accomplish grandmaster mack status
March 13, 2012 @ 08:30 PM
totalespionage

Post: 1653

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: DMV

What about if a bitch tricks on you, Like buys you all types of shit?



then you have accomplish grandmaster mack status


March 13, 2012 @ 08:35 PM
Tomuch23

Post: 68

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: Canada

i aint no simp breh, only time i ever bought shit for the lesser sex is when i went to walgreens to scoop up some tampons for my bitch. dem thangs were only like 5 buxs it's all good!
March 13, 2012 @ 08:55 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 2048

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

yes ive lightly simped on 2 girls before i was enlightened by hb.
not goin lie same.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

March 13, 2012 @ 09:00 PM
MeroWavy

Post: 387

Join Date: Apr 2009

If you do simp on a bitch & buy her like clothes or a purse. How do you feel about them still using it when you break up?


she might as well, and if anybody who simpd like that then feels any type of negative way about her using it after break up then they are just simping even harder. If shes a bitch and you double simpd on her youre a bitch too, then what do you got? two bitches, dyke status.


simp x simp = bitch

bitch + simp^2 = two bitches

two bitches = dykes

duh nigga
March 13, 2012 @ 09:07 PM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

SMFH:

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March 13, 2012 @ 09:47 PM
Shoutbox

Post: 918

Join Date: Feb 2010

I never had a problem paying i.e. dinner, movies, gas etc, but I don't spoil.... some of you younger broker cats can go ahead and start clowning but any real nigga knows you don't get quality pussy without dropping a dime in some sort or fashion.. women want stability, provide it and you're good.. don't play yourself out buying bags and shoes though, that turns stability into luxury... make them hoes earn it, i.e. leaving you the fuck alone for a minimum of 1 hour a day, preferably at night for fapping purposes. I could write a decent sized paragraph on the fine line between being a simp and properly budgeting to make that bitches eyes sparkle when you bring home some clever shit.


So you get quality pussy yet still need an hour to fap. Where they do that at?
March 13, 2012 @ 10:40 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 2048

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

The fuck why would I simp or trick. These bitches begging me to fuck her. I'm Heaven send and doing these whore Trillion dollar favor. Thats why I'm going to sit next to GOD, Jesus and Based God when I'll die.
I'm the chosen one. Fuck these bitches.


Word is bond. I feel you God. These hoes gotta bow down before they even approach me. I walk around feelin like a King and these bitches treat me like a King. It's all how you see yourself. Keep those Hoes nice and they’ll keep you in ice. Can't be simpin when I'm out in the street pimpin. We doin these hoes favors by even paying them attention. Keep it trill my niggas.


DEAD at OGNESS
and tryed that shit that you an't trill stuff on a girl . got her to go out when she got plans. just don't know what to do now. whats some wild shit we can do?

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

March 13, 2012 @ 11:54 PM
5tein

Post: 1102

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Milwaukee, WI

I never had a problem paying i.e. dinner, movies, gas etc, but I don't spoil.... some of you younger broker cats can go ahead and start clowning but any real nigga knows you don't get quality pussy without dropping a dime in some sort or fashion.. women want stability, provide it and you're good.. don't play yourself out buying bags and shoes though, that turns stability into luxury... make them hoes earn it, i.e. leaving you the fuck alone for a minimum of 1 hour a day, preferably at night for fapping purposes. I could write a decent sized paragraph on the fine line between being a simp and properly budgeting to make that bitches eyes sparkle when you bring home some clever shit.


This man knows the way cool

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GIRLS DM ME if you want that PUSSY SUCKED BY LIL B - Lil B

March 14, 2012 @ 12:14 AM
MVRCUS

Post: 569

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Colorado

So you get quality pussy yet still need an hour to fap. Where they do that at?


Hell yea I still need that time.. don't front like you cut off beatin' yo meat just cause you gettin steady pussy.. don't work like that.. i use that time for more than just fapping purposes, i like to have alone time to do me shit, like fuck around on these forums, clean my shoes or catch up on homework...
March 14, 2012 @ 12:25 AM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4030

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

^
lmao
March 14, 2012 @ 12:35 AM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2050

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

let a bitch go home with my 70 dollar LRG sweatshirt back in 08

i've yet to reclaim that shit

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

March 14, 2012 @ 01:00 AM
xVILLN

Post: 6305

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: LA

let a bitch go home with my 70 dollar LRG sweatshirt back in 08

i've yet to reclaim that shit


This has happened to me as well.
Bitches love to hang on to shit.
Never again b.

http://illestxvillian.tumblr.com/

March 14, 2012 @ 01:10 AM
Quan292

Post: 755

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: Queens Ny

I bought my longtime girlfriend bday presents and stuff like that. But for other girls I like to play myself cheap then one time out of the blue I would pay for the whole meal or the whole date and make them feel special works for me and I never have to spend any real money on girls.
Wonder how it would change tho when I start making real salary type money. Then I may be more lenient but if I know we both work similar shitty retail jobs then I aint paying for shit.
March 14, 2012 @ 01:15 AM
$$$$$

Post: 1776

Join Date: May 2011

Location: NY

Y'all goin in with the wrong mindset. We ova here making these girls celebrities overnight. We ova here turnin saints into sinners. My stroke game is the only present these hoes gettin from me. Y'all ova here whine and dining these broads, and right after they comin to me. I ain't tryna split you up, I'm just tryna get that cut. Real niggas can relate.
March 14, 2012 @ 01:39 AM
Brooklyn_718

Post: 2561

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: Pluto

I never had a problem paying i.e. dinner, movies, gas etc, but I don't spoil.... some of you younger broker cats can go ahead and start clowning but any real nigga knows you don't get quality pussy without dropping a dime in some sort or fashion.. women want stability, provide it and you're good.. don't play yourself out buying bags and shoes though, that turns stability into luxury... make them hoes earn it, i.e. leaving you the fuck alone for a minimum of 1 hour a day, preferably at night for fapping purposes. I could write a decent sized paragraph on the fine line between being a simp and properly budgeting to make that bitches eyes sparkle when you bring home some clever shit.


This^^

I'd like to meet the guy who is with an upper class top-quality female (educated-attractive) ,and doesn't spend a dime on her. The whole "trickin" argument to me is silly. Generally, (unless your rich) you have to be sensible about your expenditures. Personally I couldn't see myself spending large amounts of money (relative to my annual salary or hourly wage) on someone else unless it benefits me equally as much. You buy X she gives something in return of value to you (happiness,sex,love, support w.e) and vice-versa. You still have to be sensible about it. I guess tricking would be if you bought X and you get nothing in return lol. That's a big no no.
March 14, 2012 @ 02:16 AM
killson

Post: 123

Join Date: Apr 2007

shark was here. epic thread. thx for the lulz

does it come in black?

March 14, 2012 @ 03:03 AM
A!exander

Post: 1684

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: DC

let a bitch go home with my 70 dollar LRG sweatshirt back in 08

i've yet to reclaim that shit

Blownnnnnn
March 14, 2012 @ 05:17 PM
totalespionage

Post: 1653

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: DMV

Y'all goin in with the wrong mindset. We ova here making these girls celebrities overnight. We ova here turnin saints into sinners. My stroke game is the only present these hoes gettin from me. Y'all ova here whine and dining these broads, and right after they comin to me. I ain't tryna split you up, I'm just tryna get that cut. Real niggas can relate.



March 14, 2012 @ 06:51 PM
NoStress

Post: 2071

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Shaolin

hmmm....

if i invite a chick somewhere, i'll pay for her meal/movie ticket or whatever

but anything beyond that is pushing it . . . you probably shouldn't even try to get with her if you need to pretty much pay her in material things to smash

This, unless your in a relationship and she's a ride or die chick..

burr


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