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February 5, 2012 @ 10:44 PM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

Buddy here. Wuz goodie. On some real life affirming shit, buddy was in the shoutbox and niggas inspired me to finally put my laws on the computer for yall to understand. Now some of them may be recycled but it's only because most niggas don't pay attention to me anyways. I'll add them whenever they come to mind. #BUDDYWIZDOM

I usually be dropping a lot of #BUDDYWIZDOMS on my twitter page as well. Check it out: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

Law of Buddy #1: If you're a nigga witta donk, don't hide it, let that donk go HONK HONK HONK

Law of Buddy #2: Niggacondas the only choice, slubknubs? NUH-UH. Wimpsnails? Not even a breath be wasted, buddy would never taste it.

Law of Buddy #3: If you're suss, you must trust, jerk a nigga off until he nut and bust.

Law of Buddy #4: If you're the beta nigga in a relationship you must usurp power using your tongue and lips. Whether it's licking the clit or sucking dick. Our mouth is a source of expression and power, use it on another niggas dick if you have too. No homo doe.

Law of Buddy #5: Seek and find the lightest skin, fucking cutiepie niggas? It is not a sin.

Law of buddy #6: Never lock eyes with a fellow dominant nigga. Your signals will be crossed and risk entering sexual combat. Energy of this sort should only be spent in a weaker nigga's rectum.

Law of Buddy #7: Never unveil your true feelings if you a suss nigga. Let them lie dormant like a volcano. When it's time to let your man magma spew, hopefully it will be in the cute niggas mouth rather than his shoe.

Law of Buddy #8: Obstacles are like popsicles. You must break them down with your saliva until they gradually get consumed. Apply the same concept to sucking niggas dicks. No homo.

Law of Buddy #9: The mind is a vault of the highest security. It is impenetrable unless we allow it to be. Sort of like your donk. Be wary of who you let enter, better yet, break into niggas "vaults" rather than let them break into yours if you catch buddy's drift.

Law of buddy # 10: Casper niggas should NEVER be trusted. If buddy casper is screaming in pleasure that you can trust him while your slamming his donk, still don't trust. Don't let lust cause you to misuse trust.

More laws when buddy feels like it. Read, respond, re-evaluate. Yall are welcome. #BUDDYWIZDOM #BUDDY BRIGAYDE #BUDDYWIZDOM

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

February 5, 2012 @ 10:57 PM
dots...

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February 6, 2012 @ 12:36 AM
abovetheseclouds

Post: 146

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Chicago

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February 6, 2012 @ 12:48 AM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk


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February 6, 2012 @ 01:06 AM
appleyard

Post: 612

Join Date: Feb 2009

i don't think i've ever read one of omar's entire posts
February 6, 2012 @ 01:21 AM
swervin

Post: 315

Join Date: Jun 2011

lol'd irl
post more #OY YOY
February 6, 2012 @ 01:30 AM
chex

Post: 2464

Join Date: Oct 2008

Law of Buddy #5: Seek and find the lightest skin, fucking cutiepie niggas? It is not a sin.

Yo good looks buddy, ima have to keep dis 1 in mind. i see u dawg
February 6, 2012 @ 03:43 AM
feekz

Post: 610

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

da fuck
February 6, 2012 @ 03:47 AM
NapoleonComplex

Post: 2859

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Eastside Westside Ge...

Why?

FUCK DREWBACCA | smh fuck REVS to....

February 6, 2012 @ 03:50 AM
ignorantian

Post: 1643

Join Date: Apr 2009

this is funny as fuck
buddy omar cool
February 6, 2012 @ 03:14 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 2074

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

man i had a boner before comming and seeing this. went wimpsnail now. idk this is a little much.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

February 6, 2012 @ 05:36 PM
Mvgen

Post: 172

Join Date: Jun 2011

haha in class....feeling embarrassed reading this. smh.
February 6, 2012 @ 06:27 PM
chex

Post: 2464

Join Date: Oct 2008

embarrassed???? you mean enlightened right
February 6, 2012 @ 08:14 PM
JJ doom

Post: 175

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Florida

"Is their heaven for a gangsta, no but theirs hell for a fagget"

Instagram: abdiasphotog

February 6, 2012 @ 08:22 PM
Anti-Hero

Post: 454

Join Date: May 2010

Location: San Francisco



Law of Buddy #9: The mind is a vault of the highest security. It is impenetrable unless we allow it to be. Sort of like your donk. Be wary of who you let enter, better yet, break into niggas "vaults" rather than let them break into yours if you catch buddy's drift.



that get instead of be got lifestyle. i see you.

flickr.com/leavetownrightnow/

February 6, 2012 @ 08:27 PM
thepat

Post: 36

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

lmao buddy omar!

#OY YOY
February 6, 2012 @ 09:13 PM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

You aint neva been funny B nor are you entertaining
These new skinny leg jeans bright color wearing niggas might fuck with you cuz you make em giggle and shit with dick jokes
But real talk you a faggot Boy that be spoiling threads with this over saturated gay shit
and who the fuck says Buddy?
You son like Ock and the Qike Mart asking what I want on my hero
"You like cheese and Kethup Buddy"
The fuck outta here and take the rest of the gay nigga with you


Basic law of grammar : don't say nor without first using neither. I'd suggest using "You ain't neva been funny OR entertaining B." Just revise that whole sentence bruh. You're welcome in advance buddy lame joke. #BUDDYWIZDOM

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

February 6, 2012 @ 09:49 PM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

You gay and the grammar police


No buddy ain't the po-lice. I just tutor retarded niggas like yourself and can't turn it off when niggas get uppity. Buddy is like Benicio Del Toro in The Hunted. Buddy Beni is mad sexy too with them eyes and accent of his. NO HOMO DOE.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

February 6, 2012 @ 09:51 PM
Tomuch23

Post: 68

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: Canada

real talk doe, nigga i ain't no simp or a homo but buddy omar- will you b mine foe valentines day?


i want you bruh
February 6, 2012 @ 09:55 PM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk

You aint neva been funny B nor are you entertaining
These new skinny leg jeans bright color wearing niggas might fuck with you cuz you make em giggle and shit with dick jokes
But real talk you a faggot Boy that be spoiling threads with this over saturated gay shit
and who the fuck says Buddy?
You son like Ock and the Qike Mart asking what I want on my hero
"You like cheese and Kethup Buddy"
The fuck outta here and take the rest of the gay nigga with you

February 6, 2012 @ 10:06 PM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

You aint neva been funny B nor are you entertaining
These new skinny leg jeans bright color wearing niggas might fuck with you cuz you make em giggle and shit with dick jokes
But real talk you a faggot Boy that be spoiling threads with this over saturated gay shit
and who the fuck says Buddy?
You son like Ock and the Qike Mart asking what I want on my hero
"You like cheese and Kethup Buddy"
The fuck outta here and take the rest of the gay nigga with you



LMAO...not gonna front it was funny though.

In response to the nigga up there asking for a Valentines day card, yes bruh.

Yall should photoshop some suss nigga valentines days cards for buddy. I want to send them out to some of my cutest twitter followers and Cam'ron himself. Many thanks to the cutiepie nigga who can do that for buddy.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

February 6, 2012 @ 10:57 PM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

"You like cheese and Kethup Buddy"



http://WORLDWIDEwavy.tumblr.com/

February 6, 2012 @ 11:09 PM
Visvimpapi

Post: 630

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: seattle WA

man fuck this whack ass nigga

brvndon.tumblr.com

February 6, 2012 @ 11:11 PM
YoungDizzal

Post: 99

Join Date: Nov 2010

law of young dizzal: Go to schoool and learn to write properly.
February 7, 2012 @ 02:50 AM
Doobie

Post: 567

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: United States

this nigga knows doe
write more

While there's life there is hope, only the dead have none.

February 7, 2012 @ 02:57 AM
lol

Post: 1328

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: CALI

omar unfunniest gay troll 2012

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

February 7, 2012 @ 03:01 AM
The Chosen One

suspended

Post: 1522

Join Date: Jun 2011

1) you are an attention whore
2) you are a troll
3) you try to mask your true sexuality (homo) by trolling so people think that you are a straight dude just pretending to be gay. But in reality, you love to dick and big black dicks and you cant stop talking about them.
4) you try to make yourself feel better by making grammatical corrections to users' posts like this is a fucking english course...its a urban fashion/ hiphop dominant forum..nobody gives a fuck, u dick in the booty hole buddy faggot
February 7, 2012 @ 03:07 AM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

Law of Buddy #11: Avoid toxic substances on life's journey, otherwise you might get permanent prostate exams on a hospital gurney.

Law of buddy #12: If a cute nigga got AIDs, beware and burn him, it's safer to spray your jizz on the cute nigga's sternum.

Law of buddy #13: if you have to question whether you like dicks or pussies, what does it matter if stick it in they tushies?

Law of buddy #14: Never suicide yourself. Only pussy niggas do that. Life is like overtime in a Clippers game. Anything can happen. But if Chris Paul is injured you fucked.

Law of buddy #15: Sometimes we face adversity. Instead, turn adversity round and fuck its asshole. Buddy adversity isn't a girl bruh it's another nigga. When a nigga gets in your face, ALWAYS dominate them sexually. It ain't homo it's just doing what you have to do.

Law of buddy #16: The lighter buddy;s skin, the heavier their heart. The heavier their heart, the greater the shockwave when it beats. So it if you wanna jerk off with no hands, just find the lightest skinned nigga imaginable and put your niggaconda on their chest and let them jerk you off bruh.

Law of buddy #17: Sometimes the ugliest niggas have the best luck. Just like Eli Manning, if though he's sort of cute. So if you want the best of both worlds, wife an ugly nigga no homo and then just bang out a bunch of cute buddy liteskin's on the side.

Law of buddy #18: Complexions. You can't spell it without complex. It isn't COMPLEX dumb nigga, just fuck niggas with the LIGHTEST complexions.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

February 7, 2012 @ 03:09 AM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

1) you are an attention whore
2) you are a troll
3) you try to mask your true sexuality (homo) by trolling so people think that you are a straight dude just pretending to be gay. But in reality, you love to dick and big black dicks and you cant stop talking about them.
4) you try to make yourself feel better by making grammatical corrections to users' posts like this is a fucking english course...its a urban fashion/ hiphop dominant forum..nobody gives a fuck, u dick in the booty hole buddy faggot


That anger lifestyle. Thank you for organizing buddy angry. Not sure why you get upset but post and bump my threads for me. I appreciate it regardless.

Law of buddy #19: Life is too short to be angry. Suck a short niggas dick instead. Make sure it isn't short though. The longer the better.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

February 7, 2012 @ 03:11 AM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

Buddy double post. Whoops.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar


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