What do you do while your shitting? - Page 3

February 4, 2012 @ 04:16 AM

Squirtle Squad

Post: 1149

Join Date: Feb 2008

I read labels on shampoo, shaving gel, soap, etc

February 4, 2012 @ 04:17 AM

im_shy

Post: 281

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: the mushroom kingdom

nothing, i just try to go as fast as possible.
and concerning pooping, i wanted to know if im the only one who never sits on the toilet - even in my own home. i dont even do the toilet tissue cover thing, i've always just squatted over the toilet to poop.

February 4, 2012 @ 04:26 AM

sliicktalk

Post: 464

Join Date: Mar 2010

Take pics

YOLO

February 4, 2012 @ 04:26 AM

superbuick3

Post: 413

Join Date: Sep 2011

^wtf? that sounds mad uncomfortable. i find myself just zoning out and browsing the internet on my phone

February 4, 2012 @ 04:56 AM

Inactive

Just dat Vigrin lifestyle jerking it and shit playing my gameboy trying to defeat the elite 4 and shit #sinceKindergarten

February 4, 2012 @ 06:03 PM

joshsbeezy

Post: 329

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Georgia

HB, OFT, YOUTUBE, FB, Tweet some deep philosophical shit while pooping

February 4, 2012 @ 06:26 PM

W33ZY

Post: 978

Join Date: Feb 2008

I don't know how you dudes stay on the toilet for like 30 mins. I'm in and out in less than 2 mins easy. Wasting time.. My ass cheeks haven't touched a toilet seat in a good 4 years. I squat and hover above that shit like a young Jedi.. Got them strong legs cuhz

February 4, 2012 @ 06:26 PM

W33ZY

Post: 978

Join Date: Feb 2008

nothing, i just try to go as fast as possible.
and concerning pooping, i wanted to know if im the only one who never sits on the toilet - even in my own home. i dont even do the toilet tissue cover thing, i've always just squatted over the toilet to poop.

this dude knows whatsup. trill

February 6, 2012 @ 07:46 PM

jaded

moderator

Post: 7501

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: ಠ______ಠ

I don't know how you dudes stay on the toilet for like 30 mins. I'm in and out in less than 2 mins easy. Wasting time.. My ass cheeks haven't touched a toilet seat in a good 4 years. I squat and hover above that shit like a young Jedi.. Got them strong legs cuhz

It's my reading time

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

February 6, 2012 @ 07:58 PM

Inactive

Pray that won't hurt too much. And this is coming from someone who rides dick.

I don't know how I got to this state, let me out of my cage, 'cause I'm dyin'...

February 6, 2012 @ 10:15 PM

KTA

Post: 1137

Join Date: Mar 2011

wtf

February 6, 2012 @ 10:24 PM

WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2508

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

Read / post on twitter and facebook

Buffalo Bills till I die.

February 6, 2012 @ 10:46 PM

moustache

Post: 7

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: US

eat food, listen to music... watch netflix

February 6, 2012 @ 11:05 PM

negiwolf

Post: 61

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Rome

crosswords or i read showergels tags or whatever i can get hold of , sometimes check facebook and shit on phone #bestthread

sleepingtherapy.tumblr.com

February 7, 2012 @ 12:31 AM

Ape

Post: 3004

Join Date: Sep 2010

eat food,

scust.

I'm selling Air Jordan 5 "Metallic" and "Emerald" Griffey 1's http://hypebeast.com/forums/sneakers/forum/topic/168576/

February 7, 2012 @ 12:53 AM

yyztranna

Post: 35

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Canada

read cosmo mags

February 7, 2012 @ 12:57 AM

Virunga

Post: 1257

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: USA

fantasize about shooting people

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February 7, 2012 @ 01:12 AM

Swerve

Post: 178

Join Date: Jul 2007

Pray that won't hurt too much. And this is coming from someone who rides dick.

dead.

February 7, 2012 @ 02:34 AM

Miles_Morales

Post: 346

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: US

I like to imagine that the floor tiles suddenly rip open to reveal a giant vortex to the unknown universe. me and my toilet are sucked inside and i lose conciseness. I awake on my bathroom floor, covered in feces and sweat.

April 10, 2012 @ 06:20 PM

justgrayzin

Post: 20

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: Philly

ponder life, and modern theocracy of the western world

P O $ H GANG