My girlfriends pussy smells like shit

Nov 25, 2011 @ 13:18
Whenever I go to lick the bitch out all I can smell is a strong odour of prawn crackers or some shit like that. My last bitch kept her shit clean never ever smelt foul, unless we were fucking after she had been at school all day. My ex girl had a lot of experiance with guys, so maybe she knows to clean it. My new girl was a virgin maybe she doesn't know the importance of cleaning down there unlike my old bitch. Do all girls make sure the pussy clean or what?
help me out here

Nov 25, 2011 @ 13:27
lol'd @ title
Nov 25, 2011 @ 13:38
real talk tho how do i bring it up without getting her all self conscious
Nov 25, 2011 @ 14:08
Smellin the wrong hole dude
Nov 25, 2011 @ 14:09
lol'd @ title

this hahaha

i onced hooked up with a girl way back in grade 8 and her pussy stunk soo bad that i just didnt really talk to her much after that. fuck actually that shit had me scared as fuck to go down on bitches, shit was like some nightmare type shit where fish went to die and rot, fucking gross . but anyways i ended up fucking her after some party in grade 12, years later. that pussy STILL stunk like a bucket of dead fish left in the sun.

i couldnt believe this stupid whore didnt fix that shit man , so i duno i'd straight up tell your girl " look bitch your pussy stank"
Nov 25, 2011 @ 14:12
did you guys just meet? If you're fuckin' her then tellin her to shamwow her vagina should be simple

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 14:22
text it to her.

or put some soap on your dick and clean it yoself.
Nov 25, 2011 @ 14:32
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell pussy. Is that you girlfriend? Tell her to clean her punani shits not healthy!!
Nov 25, 2011 @ 14:47
lol'd @ title

this hahaha

i onced hooked up with a girl way back in grade 8 and her pussy stunk soo bad that i just didnt really talk to her much after that. fuck actually that shit had me scared as fuck to go down on bitches, shit was like some nightmare type shit where fish went to die and rot, fucking gross . but anyways i ended up fucking her after some party in grade 12, years later. that pussy STILL stunk like a bucket of dead fish left in the sun.

i couldnt believe this stupid whore didnt fix that shit man , so i duno i'd straight up tell your girl " look bitch your pussy stank"


Yeah its fucking disgusting its like the smell of off prawns. We've been seeing each other for about a month now, when i first went down on her it smelt funky but i thought maybe she only showered once that day or something. I think i should just play the dumb act like "hey do girls wash there vaginas?" but like wait for the right time to bring it up.
Nov 25, 2011 @ 14:52
fuck in the shower
Nov 25, 2011 @ 15:04
fuck in the shower


we do
Nov 25, 2011 @ 15:33
Here's how it should go

"Hey do girls wash their vaginas like we wash our dick, twice a day, and shave it, so u ain't feelin on a stanky grinch sausage"

Her: *Stone Face* "Um, I'm gonna see you in a few"

She will either be weirded the fuck out or going to wash dat mustard coochie

Can't be any worse than your current situation.

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 15:34
fuck in the shower


we do


Have a threesome with a bottle of body wash

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 15:34
Smellin the wrong hole dude


thanks for the lolz.

X

Nov 25, 2011 @ 15:51
She probably just has a yeast infection...
Nov 25, 2011 @ 16:03
prolly diseased
get tested b
Nov 25, 2011 @ 16:06
Tell her to clean that..
Nov 25, 2011 @ 16:26
Whenever I go to lick the bitch out all I can smell is a strong odour of prawn crackers or some shit like that.

dude l o fucking l this morning, thank you
Nov 25, 2011 @ 16:27
Does da booty smell good doe?

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 16:32
Originally posted by Inactive User
Does da booty smell good doe?

loled

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 16:36
Originally posted by Inactive User
Does da booty smell good doe?

loled

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 16:59
damn stank puss is the worst happy i neva had to deal with it One time doe i was gunna fuck some hoe and i look in the garbage can in her room and she had an empty package of douchebags in there i was like =0

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 17:43
but does that mean your proceeded to lick the bitch out after her coochie was giving off dead fish pheromones?

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 17:48
Originally posted by Inactive User
damn stank puss is the worst happy i neva had to deal with it One time doe i was gunna fuck some hoe and i look in the garbage can in her room and she had an empty package of douchebags in there i was like =0

kind of curious as to what a bag of douche resembles. pics?
Nov 25, 2011 @ 17:59
honestly just be like
"baby you need to clean down their more often, i want to go down on you but it doesn't smell too inviting"

if she catches feelings from that(which i doubt), than she is a dumb bitch
Nov 25, 2011 @ 18:15
honestly just be like
"baby you need to clean down their more often, i want to go down on you but it doesn't smell too inviting"

if she catches feelings from that(which i doubt), than she is a dumb bitch



Real shit. I hate bitches that doesn't clean well. when that smell hits my face while im trying to get it in my dick goes in automatic limp mode. Tell them to wash their shit. I always keep a box of baby wet wipes in my bathroom for me lol
Nov 25, 2011 @ 18:33
^Dead lmao. Auto limp mode activated! I know that feel doe, that smell can kill a boner.

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Nov 25, 2011 @ 18:40
Originally posted by Inactive User
honestly just be like
"baby you need to clean down their more often, i want to go down on you but it doesn't smell too inviting"

if she catches feelings from that(which i doubt), than she is a dumb bitch



Real shit. I hate bitches that doesn't clean well. when that smell hits my face while im trying to get it in my dick goes in automatic limp mode. Tell them to wash their shit. I always keep a box of baby wet wipes in my bathroom for me lol


THIS. Such a buzzkill. I don't even want to preceed after I'm so turned off.
Nov 25, 2011 @ 19:50
just get her some of this:



shed let you know if your dick was funky.
Nov 25, 2011 @ 20:24
damn where is shawtys manners not even courteous enough to wash the pussy. i dont care how inexperienced you are... if her pussy smells next time you go down, ask her if she took a shower or not... she will get the point...
or before you meet her tell her you're about to take a shower and ask her to clean it extra good so you can go down and just put a " blushing " and she won't get offended...
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