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October 30, 2011 @ 01:49 AM

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Sup y'all, ishyabwaie GHXZT McFly over here you nawmtalkn bout.. Today, I have an important thread, a life changing thread...

This is a story nahmean, based on shit that has happened to me recently... so lemme tell yall this story, and yes it's long as fuck. here we go...


So I habitually take a trip to the playground & train with a dude named Deshawn who recently aged to 34 yrs old. After our work-out & ish, we went for a jog circling the park & we head down a little hill. I first bumped into him a couple weeks ago at this opening for a 24 hr gym thing in my town & we spoke for a few, then I said to him I'm trying to step my terminator, arnold scqwarzenegger game up, nahmean, tryna get brolic & shit, whateva whateva... So then he put me onto this calisthenic-plan ish. Anyway, So we're leavin & shit & he's like "Aye, u my born-day is in a week riiii, Ima have a tiny round-up with a few of my good friends, nothing too big or really serious... I want u to be in attendance." So I'm like "Word? Where's it going to be?", he's like "One'a my college niggas who lives 'round the way gwan let me use his loft for a day-n-night, you heard?" So I'm like "iiiiite I'm with it just hit me up," u know? Fast-forward to his birthday party thing, it's around 7PM and he calls me up like yo I want u to be meeting my pplz befo we dip. He's from a diff area not that far probably approx. 30 mins by bus but he came n picked a nigga up stillz. This dude fucking arrives with a new fucking X6 mannnnn I hit the muhfuckin cuz I only saw 2 of'm once they came out. & 1 was at da dealer.


Im right there on da step at da front for a sec & this nigga juss honked n shiiii. ...... So I see this SEXY bitch man, i thought she was white but like a sicilian jawn, i thought it was amber rose from afar but she aint rocked the baldy, only a low cut-ish type a jawn with that lil ol-skool Rihanna flip except blonde. It was a nice day (surprisingly) and since it's so rare & mad niggas aint had school on the Friday, nobody going to class and shit cuz midterms just finished... & it's Friday so.. EVERYBODY is outside so Me & him we're like in rii now cuz we know it's gonna be live as fuck tonight. I go in the back riii quick n we exchange daps, "What's good" the usual small talk thing, u know? just to be in the zone and get into the same vibe and frequency... Aint wanna ask shorty her name nahmean? Don't wanna get too personal to be disrepsectin' D so I just sat back & chilled, texted a lil bit, & then he introduced girly to me. Girly's name was revealed to be Ayriyah?, i dunno if dass how u spell it or not shit sounded like dat. Fast-4 to this nigga home son. I've bin dere befo, not inside dohh, I rode a bicycle there to drop a protein shit for some dude 1x & he was smokin outta dat jawn so I had just left right away. My dudes... this nigga jawn like a PALACE. An apartment not a house u kno? however it was a bachelor pad mayyynnnnne. Six dudes is there just blazing n drinkin coronas nahmean, regular nigga shit. I see some white boys, a few black niggas, and this one nigga lookin mad mix of all types of shit, I aint even capable tellin yall wtf son was, nigga on that chameleon type of swag, shapeshiftin into all types of races before my eyes LOL. anyway so there's the 50" Flat-screen u kno, soon soon as u step in dat jawn n shit, pool table and a fuckin tank with dem piranhasn shit, marble on errythang all over the place. a macbook juss on the flo n shit I'm like dis nigga livin life, nahmean? music got put on, his girl say she gon hit the shower & prepare haself. So D & I, we playn UFC on xbox lol he bussin my shit in mannnn n his boys be clownin me lol. "I kno u go to Miami every now and then, so I kno u aint stranger to puss" I'm like "Nah, you nawmsayin I do me I be in there as they come, u kno? lol" His dude, an even older guy ax's me how many u dunn fuct, & I'm like niggas gonna roast me. So I'm like, whatever, why lie? u kno.. ima be straight up.. "not a lot, rilly, approxly around 20 or some." Nigga, tell me why ALL'em niggas hit the , and then all at the same time they 'd . They clowning me and stuff but it's cool I'm just keep playing along with the game (feelsbadthoughman). They tellin me mann u nawmsayin u gotta pick and get them numbers up higher u know what im talkin bout? u gon be making niggas like us and our zone look bad out there u know? lol some lil shit like that they juss fuckin around n jokin on me Deshawn's like chill and dead all that, he doing him n tingz there's no rush dude u juss needa unnastand'm wimmen befo u can conquer'm. Pay deze niggaz no mind, etc. I was coo with dem niggas talks anyway n I already kno what da dealio is u nawmsayin? my mind on my schoo, work, u know whatever else that is upcomin n shit rii now in da present so I wasnt phased by it at all. I knew I and erry1 else had respect for D, he a dude, who especially, I, looked up ta, yadig? Nuff of dat, I see'm pullin out phones hittin up other bitches to tell m get ready n shit. Im hype as fuck at dat moment cuz da vibes I get, kinda concluded that it's gonna be poppin at da party 2nite.


Girly comes out the shower preparin herself. Ima just fass-4 to the party because nun else happ'd, errbody split to head to diff zone n meet back up it's me D n his girl. we got back in the bimmer & headed to the heart of the city. Man I don't even know where we went, & I know my city pretty well, well, at least the popping spots n major places... but I had NO idea where I was at man. We park & I see an ol' skool type've buildin but it's long, like tall, n wide son..... ....like the nearly the whole block was dis buildin. We standin outside and as other cars start pullin out with them bitches comin out n shit. It was all sorts of groups of people, lookin like the United Nations up in that bitch, ALL in the same place mannnnn & we all tryna party it up. Errbody standing and waiting for who knows what. Im there with my fresh on, but i wanna make sure im all good before i try anything at all so im fixing my clothes. D glances at me and is like "Here, this is for u" I look and I'm like.....

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[T.B.C - To Be Continued (i'll be back to continue i got som'n to do n dont wanna pause, come back, make this a huge ass post, nah i'll be back to continue it nigga ]
October 30, 2011 @ 01:52 AM
lol

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ape?

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

October 30, 2011 @ 02:27 AM
VOMITSPIT

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<p><b>too bad I’m HB’s best looking guy.</b></p>
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October 30, 2011 @ 02:44 AM
KevBd

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APE DID YOU HACK GHOST'S ACCOUNT?!

two of em x hs shit

October 30, 2011 @ 02:48 AM
WOLFdayz

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im actually interested in this story haha
October 30, 2011 @ 02:49 AM
NoStress

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What did I just read?

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October 30, 2011 @ 02:51 AM
hndlz

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this one nigga lookin mad mix of all types of shit, I aint even capable tellin yall wtf son was, nigga on that chameleon type of swag, shapeshiftin into all types of races before my eyes



Dead to the tenth

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October 30, 2011 @ 02:51 AM
Lemonz

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Hurry up and finish this story man. I hate starting something then not finishing it, it's like watching half a movie then dip.
October 30, 2011 @ 03:14 AM
&bullshit

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story-8
plot- 7
humor- 7
use of animated gifs- 9
characters- 8
application of comedic patois-8

overall- 8.125

looking good so far. keep up the good work ghost.

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October 30, 2011 @ 03:26 AM
aintgotnowerk

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ghost is bengali. and he's proud of it!
October 30, 2011 @ 03:36 AM
Ape

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<p>ape?</p>


i couldnt even read all this shit

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October 30, 2011 @ 03:43 AM
WCDon

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lold been had

THIS CANDYLAND NIGGA

October 30, 2011 @ 03:47 AM
VOMITSPIT

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the fuckin acro's and swerve talk made this shit hard to read, and I kept waiting for it to get good but aint nothin happen

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October 30, 2011 @ 04:36 AM
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<p>ape?</p>
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lmfao.
<p>i couldnt even read all this shit</p>

two of em x hs shit

October 30, 2011 @ 04:37 AM

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Errbody standing and waiting for who knows what. Im there with my fresh on, but i wanna make sure im all good before i try anything at all so im fixing my clothes. D glances at me and is like “Here, this is for u” I look and I’m like "Yeah?" "I’ma tell you after" He calls his pplz who were already up. Dude buzzes us in so err1 makes their way in. At the lobby there's a huge elevator dat err1’s rushing to get into. I see D tellin his girl he’ll meet’r upstairs eventually. He kisses her on da cheek and press da button. A buncha pplz left in the lobby stilzz mann. Erryone juss waitin for dat jawn to drop back down so they can make it to the top.I’m like why the fuck aint we go up? I aint say it out loud though cuz I was sure there was some sorta reason. Im there just textn, son, bein patient fo dis shit to drop back down… he on the phone, I can hear some bitch’s voice from the phone, n I hear’m say "Ye… juss park n get over here, there's a few places left, stillz." So, elevator lands and AGAIN dis nigga let mad pplz go & we still dere waitin … son. So, surely, he stallin or something... Then… I see three muhfuckin… BADDEST bitches son, 3 a da baddest bitche I e’er seen come in the lobby mannnnn. I’m the type of dude u nawmsayin, that hates niggas that be hyping n gassin bitches up… n they be sayin like yo this girl bad and shit… nah son… when I fucking say a bitch is bad.. son TRUSSSSSSSS me da bitch is bad… ju hurd? I fully mean that them chicks was bad man.. like damn. I cant even explain that shit. Anyway, D gives’m hugs-n-kisses to all dem, smoove ass hugh hefner shit, u know…... then he tells me to get in the circle n up n over "Ayo [GHXZT] get over here, introduce yerself to my friends over here" Juss like in the whip, I pull my smile out & cheese a bit, & I’m like "Hey what’s going on ladies? How are y’all doing tonight? I'm [GHXZT]" aint tryna come off like a thirsty ass nigga dying in the Saharan desert or some shit, like a nigga aint never seen a bad bitch before- yawhmsayin? Im shakin hands wid em all & bitch numero 3rois stops me dere like "Nooooo, sweetie, no handshakes round here, we hug" … and she HUGS the fuck outta me me u nawmsayin? I went from lowkey nigga to prowl prance game on Monday night nfl football ass nigga man ima score u know. The signs was right there for me you know? I knew that she was interested so blaow blaow… D tellin me bout deze girls n how, where, he met’m, their stories n shit… 1 a dem, lil mix’d jawn, she went Real World.. she was a singer n shit.. girly was super skinny dohhh… lol… she looked like a fucking sexy ass ex-crackhead ..lmao. Anyway, Im staring at this 1 girl the entire time & she looking back, with her finger twirling her hair, teef biting dat bottom lip… all up inside that enclosed elevator. Nigga livin on dat 8th flo of what look like a 12-story?-I tink, buildin. Yo son…. when dat elevator door opened up… nigga tell me how there’s NO FLOOR? It’s juss a big ass glass wall rii in fronna’us, shit open up & revealed two mo big azz double doors. I was confused as a muhfucka like da science n da math wasn’t workin right now, shit was like some alchemical type of fuck-shit as to how all dat was possible maynnne… no flo? Dis shit was like no-ceilings but like.. to the reverse u knowmsayin? D knocks, & I hurd mad pplz inside laughin n ish…. We finally get into this fuckin party man, this shit was like a mission just for this fuckin moment, like a nigga was James Bond or that white nigga that played in Mission Impossible.. Tom Hanks? Leondardo dicaprio? Whichever nigga.. whoever the nigga was, THAT nigga… anyway… so it’s just mad lit up in this jawn, took me by surprise. Errbody start clap’n n shit fo dis nigga… his girly run up, hugs’m & drags’m away from dem females he brought with’m LOL son I hit the cuz I seen game… girly-her was slickwiddit huuuuuh….

So I'm solo riiii now as D is with his girl checkin up on erryone socializing, taking pictures and what have you. Me, im walkin round thuu checkin da scenery and just liking what I see, this fucking loft son.. shit was with 4 couches, u know? a balcony like this lil ting jawn ill chill spot outside wid like a table & chairs… it da place was 2 floors. Dere were stairs leadin up to anotha flo dat had zero lights. I aint see shit up that jawn (like da black bitch in this picture: ) but uhhhh… I figured it was a bedroom or something dohhh... So there’s a bar & it’s just maaaaaaaad bottles of nuvo with a lot of other shit… & even dohh I aint much of a drinker like dat, I needed to get lite so I was like fuck it, lemme cop some’n small to drink to u know.. loosen up n get da edge off. Yall ever been to a zoo my nigga? This spot was a fucking zoo filled with pussy my niggas... like damn son, whiiiite girls, blaaaack girls, model bitches, muhfuckin mixed pudding ass chicks, & all dat..,, all’em flavors of bitches… no fat bitches doh, no bbw or non’a dat we off dat u nawmsayin… anyway so I'm movin myself to da bar cuz I juss seen one of D’s mans from da crib-spot, n he was bartendin. So im making my way there & feel this tug, shorty ran up on from behind me like a nigga does bout to rob u or some’n, & she puts her arm aroun mine. She say, "Hey boyfriend" khkhkhkkhkhkhkhkkhhkkhkh I look & remember dat bitch from downstaiiz & d’elevator? Ye, so she did dis boyfren shit in fronna mad otha niggas so I’m like aiite, I’m good, she muss rilly be feelin a nigga. Or she juss thirsty like a nigga drinkin out a cactus. I get me 2 long island iced teas & crash the couch wit girl… tryna stay focused on her while we in the cut choppin it up. She look fucking good too, like on some video girls u see on TV type a jawn. This muhfuckin bitch put’r legs all up on my lap & shit & started mothafucking SINGING… WHAT THE FUCK!? My niggas… Im here in a party dis bitch tryna sing?? Mann she trippin… I'm like man… fuck is this bitch’s deal? Smfh… son we at a fuckin PARTY! I cant fuckin stresss dis enuff b… anyway yo I kept seein’ this bitch’s panties mann, errtime she be laughin I be seein them southern lips, u know? That southern hemisphere of da body lips. I was getting super annoyed dohh.. a nigga had on his white pants on and shit… n dis bitch tryna dirty my shit with her fuckin heels…. Im like iite im boogey.. headin out fo some new oxygen.. glass doors, open’m, lil balcony area, im chillin… sit down n I started rollin… FATTEST jawn I ever rolled man. I rolled the shit twice with 2 papers my nigga, & rolled my entire dub in dat shit, I need to go somewhere else with my mind u know? I was tryna get blown like snoop n pharell. Im rollin this bitch up like a mummy & I glance inside to see if D busy n if he wanted to get lifted,…I kinda see’m at the bar like with his dimepiece and homies... the lights was off so from the outside lookin in u couldn see what was really going on. Im outcheah juss blazzin & lookin at da view like man… this my nigga… this is life. I want this shit.. I gotta get this shit for myself man. As soon as I’m hit with this epiphany n shit, sliding glass door opens & I see a pretty ass girl making her way out. She was looking younger than errone else that was there, probably around my age (so like around 20?_) maybe younger, but definitely 18 or above... matta fact, I remember that my thought was that she look like one of my Teacher Assistants at schoo that I really wanted to tap son… her hair was long, dark n curly..... her eyes was like some fusion of grey n green or some shit.. like an exotic peacock or something… man. She had on a fuckin tiny beauty mark nearby her lips … FUUUUAAACK. She had on like no makeup… if she had makeup on then man she barely had any on.. & she was juss lookin all natural... that’s a woman that I seen that’s just beautiful. I’m checking her outfit but.. khkhkh, but my vision got stuck cuz I just seen probably the nicest pair a titties in a hot minute… they was big, but not that too much shit, they was good size man, ima estimate like 34 dub D’z. Tight turquoise dress, pearls for a necklace... yeah man, she was all dat.. classy yet sexy n edgy all up at da same time. She was thiiiickkkkkk.. white heels that like.. spiraled n twirled up her calf… yahmean dem jawns u kno dem shits with da strings? Anyway she’s like "ah my god it's so crazy in there" I just smil n keep smoking. I took out the celly to peep time: 11:14 pm. She sits at the table Im sittin at, even dohh dere's a buncha other chairs. She axs if I had a spare cig n im like "nope… sorry babe" den she ax if she a get a few pulls off mine? Im like "dis aint no cig girl.. this be a joint" her eyes open up, surprised, she like "aw I haven't smoked in such a long" yaddayaddayadda… I took this as that she was interested n said whatever,lemme juss offer her da jawnt.. "sharin is carin, here" (yeah corny.. whatever though) son… the way she took dat shit outta my hand… I knew she didn’t smoke.. the way she was muhfuckin smoking LMFAO! Man, she was holding that shit like two feet away from her fucking face as if she was scared to burn her lips… & she had a pinky out LMFAO… it was real girly girl type a shit… n man… .dat shit got me solid man.. dat shit turned me da fuck on… my dick was ready to be on some obelisk the tormentor type a shit.. fuck yall dunno how I LOVE girly girls. I have my hand out, “My name is [GHXZT], and you are…?"she didn’t even properly shake my hand, it was like she kind of rubbed my hand and said "Vanessa." We on the balcony, small talking about regular shit, just a lil bit about everything. So she’s like… "God, I really did not even want to come here because I don’t even know anyone here… and my best friend dragged me…” that is exactly when I made my move
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Im gonna finish this up plus Ima go out tonight n it's gonna be an extension of this story i guess... so Im gonna just keep yall posted like Kobe fading away cool
October 30, 2011 @ 04:47 AM
WCDon

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my dick was ready to be on some obelisk the tormentor type a shit


lololololol

THIS CANDYLAND NIGGA

October 30, 2011 @ 05:32 AM
PandoCalrissian

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Tl;dr

fucking herbs on hb... op is an idiot

go fuck yourself faggot

"leather jackets and bape shark hoodies, its a struggle but we make it work"

October 30, 2011 @ 05:40 AM
blackice445

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<p>Tl;dr </p>
<p>fucking herbs on hb… op is an idiot </p>
<p>go fuck yourself faggot</p>


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I got pissed af reading op's bullshit.
October 30, 2011 @ 05:43 AM
WOLFdayz

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hahahah this shit go hard
October 30, 2011 @ 05:47 AM
Ape

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lol damn im done

this shit got me interested

ghost mcfly done took the throne of hb's storyteller

im done

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October 30, 2011 @ 05:48 AM
Alx

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fucking dead @ obelisk the tormentor
October 30, 2011 @ 05:52 AM
Ape

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i died at "what have you" in the middle of all this thug slang

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October 30, 2011 @ 06:34 AM
BKBROWN

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cool ghost mcfly

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October 30, 2011 @ 06:31 PM

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i'll finish that night up tonight.. i got some more shit to add on, & i see that y'all don't like the slang and freestyle type of typing so i'ma make it more structural and proper for yall. i'll post the next part up before i head out tonight
October 30, 2011 @ 07:22 PM
Skunk 4 Prez

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LMAO this shit is poppin, keep the slang my nigga. I'm on the edge of my seat reading this.

Edit: I fucking hate when someone invites me to a party and they're the only person I know there, smh that shit sucks.
October 30, 2011 @ 07:27 PM
Udon

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This is the best piece of literature I've ever had the fortune of reading.
October 30, 2011 @ 07:28 PM
thenorthside

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that montreal mentality

9 to 5 is how to survive, i ain't tryin' to survive. i'm tryin' to live it to the limit and love it a lot

October 30, 2011 @ 07:40 PM
3lite

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God I can't stand ghetto grammar on the internet
/thread trying too hard
October 30, 2011 @ 07:52 PM
Pretty Joseph

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Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

October 30, 2011 @ 08:05 PM
Lemonz

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Hurry the fuck up and finish this man. You can't just leave a nigger hanging halfway through the story.

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