The Hypebeast Official Sex Stories Thread

October 6, 2011 @ 06:17 AM

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Here's a place we can all share our crazy sexual experiences with one another.

Imma start it off from when I was fuckin around with this one chick. She was cute, but nothin special. Summer fling. we were messing around and shit and i asked her to give me dome. So she was doin her job, but i had a crazy idea i seen in a porn. I told her to lay on her back and tilt her head off the bed while I stood off the bed. Told her to start suckin upside down. Best dome ive ever gotten. My dick felt like it was going all the way down her throat and shit. She then told me to start fuckin her mouth. So i grabbed the side of her head and went to work. She didn't like to taste cum so i had to pull out and bust on her chest, but i missed and busted on her chin. Shit was cray. She didnt even give a fuck about her face.

Lets here some of y'all shit.

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October 6, 2011 @ 06:20 AM

deadpooL

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Location: Tokyo

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October 6, 2011 @ 06:40 AM

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Location: Vienna, Austria

^ you already in after the

October 6, 2011 @ 06:43 AM

Kanye

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October 6, 2011 @ 06:51 AM

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October 6, 2011 @ 07:11 AM

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This ♥♥♥♥♥ said

^ you already in after the

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October 6, 2011 @ 07:13 AM

Lemonz ♦

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so it was her first time and the lights were out. we were going at it and then i pulled out. she wondered where i went since it was dark and i fucking ninja'd my way into her mouth. she freaked out and was gone in 60 seconds. damn son.

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October 8, 2011 @ 12:23 AM

windowpane

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A few weeks ago i was at a girls house, and we were just fucking around. she gives me dome, i finish, and then she just sits on top of me facing away from me while i'm laying down. She starts playing with my dick, and i'm just enjoying it then she just stops and exclaims. "You know from this position it looks like this is my dick and i'm jacking me off". I then thought that a few weeks back on HB i had seen the meme of that dumb derp with his girlfriend, where the same exact thing happened. I then thought how pathetic that even during sex, i think of HB. I felt so awkward i got her off of me. lol

October 8, 2011 @ 12:45 AM

Ape

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One time she wanted to be the man so I told her she had to find a ride home.

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October 8, 2011 @ 01:19 AM

ac_slater

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Actually happened the other day.

This black girl had been hitting on me for a while, making it pretty obvious she wants to get it. (There's this weird thing with black girls where they will overcompensate on the flirting if it's a white guy, so he gets the message) Anyway, we're at her apartment getting down to business. She's pretty freaky. I've got her on all fours doing her from behind. And she's like, "slap my ass." So I get a couple hits in. And she says, "harder and more." Fast forward five mins and I am slapping the FUCK out of this girls ass and she just keeps screaming for more, even though she's obviously in some real pain tho. FInally I'm like, "ok, I can't do this anymore because I can tell you're hurting and you are gonna have scars probly." She's all, "fuck you just fucking keep hitting my ass harder I'll tell you when to stop."

It was crazy as hell but what was I supposed to do? Say nah and leave? You better believe I did it but I swear I saw her today and she was walking funny. Bitches is weird...

October 8, 2011 @ 02:43 AM

jaded

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one time i was bonin this chick and then i nutted

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October 8, 2011 @ 02:55 AM

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Actually happened the other day.This black girl had been hitting on me for a while, making it...

Idk why but this made me think of some slave and slavemaster shit lol

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October 8, 2011 @ 03:41 AM

tonysteak

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one time i was bonin this chick and then i nutted

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October 8, 2011 @ 03:45 AM

Nitsuj

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Alright you guys might call ducktales but I'm not lyin,

Imma start it off from when I was fuckin around with this one chick. She was cute, but nothin special. Summer fling. we were messing around and shit and i asked her to give me dome. So she was doin her job, but i had a crazy idea i seen in a porn. I told her to lay on her back and tilt her head off the bed while I stood off the bed. Told her to start suckin upside down. Best dome ive ever gotten. My dick felt like it was going all the way down her throat and shit. She then told me to start fuckin her mouth. So i grabbed the side of her head and went to work. She didn’t like to taste cum so i had to pull out and bust on her chest, but i missed and busted on her chin. Shit was cray. She didnt even give a fuck about her face.

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October 8, 2011 @ 03:49 AM

Juicy J

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Location: Memphis

I was fuckin around with this one chick. She was cute, but nothin special. Summer fling. we were messing around and shit and i asked her to give me dome. So she was doin her job, but i had a crazy idea i seen in a porn. I told her to lay on her back and tilt her head off the bed while I stood off the bed. Told her to start suckin upside down. Best dome ive ever gotten. My dick felt like it was going all the way down her throat and shit. She then told me to start fuckin her mouth. So i grabbed the side of her head and went to work. She didn’t like to taste cum so i had to pull out and bust on her chest, but i missed and busted on her chin. Shit was cray. She didnt even give a fuck about her face.

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October 8, 2011 @ 04:00 AM

Young Handsome

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I was fuckin around with this one chick. She was cute, but nothin special. Summer fling. we were messing around and shit and i asked her to give me dome. So she was doin her job, but i had a crazy idea i seen in a porn. I told her to lay on her back and tilt her head off the bed while I stood off the bed. Told her to start suckin upside down. Best dome ive ever gotten. My dick felt like it was going all the way down her throat and shit. She then told me to start fuckin her mouth. So i grabbed the side of her head and went to work. She didn’t like to taste cum so i had to pull out and bust on her chest, but i missed and busted on her chin. Shit was cray. She didnt even give a fuck about her face.

October 8, 2011 @ 04:42 AM

Ape

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Lmao, yall niggas cray, yall niggas not gonna believe I was fuckin around with this one chick. She was cute, but nothin special. Summer fling. we were messing around and shit and i asked her to give me dome. So she was doin her job, but i had a crazy idea i seen in a porn. I told her to lay on her back and tilt her head off the bed while I stood off the bed. Told her to start suckin upside down. Best dome ive ever gotten. My dick felt like it was going all the way down her throat and shit. She then told me to start fuckin her mouth. So i grabbed the side of her head and went to work. She didn’t like to taste cum so i had to pull out and bust on her chest, but i missed and busted on her chin. Shit was cray. She didnt even give a fuck about her face.

I'm selling Air Jordan 5 "Metallic" and "Emerald" Griffey 1's http://hypebeast.com/forums/sneakers/forum/topic/168576/

October 8, 2011 @ 04:46 AM

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one time i was bonin this chick and then i nutted

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October 8, 2011 @ 06:31 AM

Jim Jardashian

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OP is a liar

Alright you guys might call ducktales but I’m not lyin,Imma start it off from when I was fuckin...

I was fuckin around with this one chick. She was cute, but nothin special. Summer fling. we were...

Lmao, yall niggas cray, yall niggas not gonna believe I was fuckin around with this one chick. She...

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October 8, 2011 @ 06:59 AM

mr mcgibblets

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One time she wanted to be the man so I told her she had to find a ride home.

was that after she bent you over with a strap on?

October 8, 2011 @ 05:19 PM

Bubbs619

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One time I put my thing in a girls thing and then white stuff came out

October 8, 2011 @ 05:20 PM

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October 9, 2011 @ 03:43 AM

Pretty Joseph

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Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

caused a hairline fracture in her pelvis. wussup then?

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October 9, 2011 @ 03:49 AM

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caused a hairline fracture in her pelvis. wussup then?

Did she have to go to the hospital or anything? Did she scream in pain and shit?

October 9, 2011 @ 03:51 AM

ulkgood

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Location: San Diego,CA

Summer fling. we were messing around and shit and i asked her to give me dome. So she was doin her job, but i had a crazy idea i seen in a porn. I told her to lay on her back and tilt her head off the bed while I stood off the bed.

Told her to start suckin upside down. Best dome ive ever gotten. My dick felt like it was going all the way down her throat and shit. She then told me to start fuckin her mouth.

So i grabbed the side of her head and went to work. She didn’t like to taste cum so i had to pull out and bust on her chest, but i missed and busted on her chin. Shit was cray. She didnt even give a fuck about her face.

October 9, 2011 @ 06:42 AM

Pretty Joseph

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Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

Did she have to go to the hospital or anything? Did she scream in pain and shit?

cambodian girl i was smashing, like 4'10 weighed no more than 100 pounds, but LOVED talking shit when it came to sex. thing is, a nigga competitive nahmean? so i liked to come down with as much force as possible when on top try to get her to squeal/run away to get her to stop that tough shit she was talking. can't remember the exact moment when i it probably happened, but i think i remember the day. she started complaining about consistant pain a few days after. i thought it was the post sex pussy swelling/walking pains and shit, but 2 weeks or so went by, it wasn't pregnancy (thank god) no std shit, finally she had an x-ray and doctors said she had a hairline fracture along her pelvis.

needed like 2 months rest plus calcium pills and other meds and had to do some exercises and stretches to help with the healing. she was mad with a nigga during the time too

wouldn't let me pussy pop or give me no brains or nothing.