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September 27, 2011 @ 01:16 AM
jayrrrr

Post: 64

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: SF

if your filipino.
September 27, 2011 @ 01:42 AM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2049

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

if your filipino.


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Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 27, 2011 @ 01:49 AM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5502

Join Date: Jan 2008

if you aint black dynamite

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qZwwyHvCbo
September 27, 2011 @ 05:23 AM
Saro

Post: 357

Join Date: May 2011

if your filipino.

September 27, 2011 @ 06:00 AM
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Post: 178

Join Date: May 2011

if your filipino.



September 27, 2011 @ 06:19 AM
Young Handsome

Post: 600

Join Date: Mar 2011

Alright y'all so I've been talking to this chick in my class and today she was like:
"What are you gonna get me for my birthday?"
Before this I had no idea her birthday was coming up...so I asked when it was and she said friday.
Then she's like: "I would really like if you got me something but you probably won't. sad"

Should I get this chick something?


Buying gifts for girls and she doesn't even know your birthday
September 27, 2011 @ 08:35 AM
exhale

Post: 1023

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: In your heart.

started out crushin, ended up simpin.
September 27, 2011 @ 08:59 AM
Shoutbox

Post: 918

Join Date: Feb 2010

you a simp if you pay for your own food while in the presence of women.
September 27, 2011 @ 09:03 AM
Relax.

Post: 993

Join Date: Jul 2011

Location: LA

Buying gifts for girls and she doesn't even know your birthday


Yea she knows my birthday ♥♥♥♥♥. |0
September 27, 2011 @ 09:10 AM
Izuna

Post: 959

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Konohagakure

Listen to Drake? Simp.

|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| http://soundcloud.com/izuna ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

September 27, 2011 @ 09:12 AM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk

If you like this song? SIMP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Gf4-eT3w0
September 27, 2011 @ 09:24 AM
Young Handsome

Post: 600

Join Date: Mar 2011

Yea she knows my birthday ♥♥♥♥♥. |0


respond to a ♥♥♥♥♥ calling you out about bitches is some simp shit B
You could be lying maybe she didn't even ask you to get her a gift but you gonna get her one anyway, You going to be that awkward dude at her party she's hesitant to let in, You gonna have your gift and some roses thinking this shit was a one on one date while everyone else is kicking it having fun You probably going to put on some cheap ass cologne thinking you suave like Antonio Banderas. Then when you get in the party she'll be all hugged up on her older boyfriend from out of state , you'll be crushed you'll ride home on your 5 speed crying thinking OMG she's such a Whore. It's Ok b dudes like you are meant to be socially awkward lying on the net for Eprops
September 27, 2011 @ 09:53 AM
A!exander

Post: 1684

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: DC

you tried
September 27, 2011 @ 10:22 AM
Wavey_LenZ

Post: 392

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: UK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fe16XkwJkY

your a simp if you admire your missus's sausage
September 27, 2011 @ 11:35 AM
KevBd

Post: 868

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Guelph, Ontario

Who is Jodeci? You a simp.


fuck.

two of em x hs shit

September 27, 2011 @ 12:02 PM
drewblocka

moderator

Post: 9629

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: 707/562

you a simp? join the army

www.nytimes.com/2011/09/28/us/looking-after-the-soldier-back-home-and-damaged.html?_r=1&hp

April and Tom Marcum were high school sweethearts who married after graduation. For years, she recalls, he was a doting husband who would leave love notes for her to discover on the computer or in her purse. Now the closest thing to notes that they exchange are the reminders she set up on his cellphone that direct him to take his medicine four times a day.

Forum Administrator • @DREWKKAKE

September 27, 2011 @ 12:21 PM
Izuna

Post: 959

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Konohagakure

saved her number in your cellphone under some cutesy little nickname?

Simp.

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September 27, 2011 @ 01:42 PM
trevxv3

Post: 1820

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

saved her number in your cellphone under some cutesy little nickname?

Simp.


she puts her name in that way, but change it anyway? bowse

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

September 27, 2011 @ 03:00 PM
Legit Shit

Post: 2312

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: so flo

if you even save that broads number. simpsonator

upthefunk

September 27, 2011 @ 04:22 PM
Relax.

Post: 993

Join Date: Jul 2011

Location: LA

respond to a ♥♥♥♥♥ calling you out about bitches is some simp shit B
You could be lying maybe she didn't even ask you to get her a gift but you gonna get her one anyway, You going to be that awkward dude at her party she's hesitant to let in, You gonna have your gift and some roses thinking this shit was a one on one date while everyone else is kicking it having fun You probably going to put on some cheap ass cologne thinking you suave like Antonio Banderas. Then when you get in the party she'll be all hugged up on her older boyfriend from out of state , you'll be crushed you'll ride home on your 5 speed crying thinking OMG she's such a Whore. It's Ok b dudes like you are meant to be socially awkward lying on the net for Eprops



But nah.

I aint tryna argue with you.
September 28, 2011 @ 02:49 AM
Lew

Post: 3336

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Los Angeles

you a simp if you pay for your own food while in the presence of women.

what?
September 28, 2011 @ 05:15 AM
Donatello

Post: 256

Join Date: Oct 2007

Bitch gotta pay for your food, but that bitch best be cookin
September 28, 2011 @ 09:35 AM
trevxv3

Post: 1820

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

You drivin her and dat mouth aint on ya dick? you simpin

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

October 5, 2011 @ 07:14 PM
hooperr

Post: 281

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: california

You're a simp if you post "RIP Steve Jobs" on facebook or twitter
October 5, 2011 @ 07:17 PM
KevBd

Post: 868

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Guelph, Ontario

You're a simp if you post "RIP Steve Jobs" on facebook or twitter


that ain't simp.

two of em x hs shit

October 5, 2011 @ 07:17 PM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk

You're a simp if you post "RIP Steve Jobs" on facebook or twitter

lolfail
October 5, 2011 @ 07:18 PM
R.

Post: 2363

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Vancouver

You're a simp if you post "RIP Steve Jobs" on facebook or twitter


tell em why you mad .
October 5, 2011 @ 07:57 PM
Izuna

Post: 959

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Konohagakure

You a square ass SIMP if you end every Facebook status update with some bullshit ass cutesy little Sig dedicated to her.

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October 6, 2011 @ 02:35 PM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2049

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

bitch gotta pay for your food, but that bitch best be cookin


cool

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

October 6, 2011 @ 03:31 PM
Iggle

Post: 1135

Join Date: Nov 2007

you a simp if you shave/trim your pubes

you a simp if you don't slap her when she complains about hairballs

#pedogangweindis


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