if your filipino.
Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife
if your filipino.
if your filipino.
Alright y'all so I've been talking to this chick in my class and today she was like:
"What are you gonna get me for my birthday?"
Before this I had no idea her birthday was coming up...so I asked when it was and she said friday.
Then she's like: "I would really like if you got me something but you probably won't."
Should I get this chick something?
Buying gifts for girls and she doesn't even know your birthday
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Yea she knows my birthday ♥♥♥♥♥. |0
Who is Jodeci? You a simp.
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saved her number in your cellphone under some cutesy little nickname?
Simp.
SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE
upthefunk
respond to a ♥♥♥♥♥ calling you out about bitches is some simp shit B
You could be lying maybe she didn't even ask you to get her a gift but you gonna get her one anyway, You going to be that awkward dude at her party she's hesitant to let in, You gonna have your gift and some roses thinking this shit was a one on one date while everyone else is kicking it having fun You probably going to put on some cheap ass cologne thinking you suave like Antonio Banderas. Then when you get in the party she'll be all hugged up on her older boyfriend from out of state , you'll be crushed you'll ride home on your 5 speed crying thinking OMG she's such a Whore. It's Ok b dudes like you are meant to be socially awkward lying on the net for Eprops
you a simp if you pay for your own food while in the presence of women.
SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE
You're a simp if you post "RIP Steve Jobs" on facebook or twitter
Very Rare ////// Canvas08 : I DONT HAVE FUCKING PUMPKINS ////// juggalos love two of em
You're a simp if you post "RIP Steve Jobs" on facebook or twitter
You're a simp if you post "RIP Steve Jobs" on facebook or twitter
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bitch gotta pay for your food, but that bitch best be cookin
Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife
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