Ppl keep telling me to write this down, so ima do it here.
I was out with my friends in south beach.
We were coming back from some bars and i took a piss in some bushes in an alleyway. Popo pulls up and shouts at us, saying hes gna take me in n shit. I was drunk and my hostel was jus up the road. I made a break for it and he chases me. Other pig mobiles chase me too so i make a right into some alleyway. I see popo cars on both sides of the alley and im hiding behind some electricity pole. The ♥♥♥♥♥ jumps outta the car and runs at me. Punches me and stomps me on the ground. Keeps beating me n saying to stop resisting arrest. I had to take a shit so while hes stomping me he litteraly beats the crap outta me.
im sitting there with a pool of blood next to me. He takes me to the station. I dont recognize him cuz im still kinda dizzy, he looks kinda like alwaysdressed but even gayer, and ask him if he beat me up, hes like na do u think all white ppl look the same? Its hot as fuck in miami n i feel like a baby with a diaper sitting on my own shit, smelling a foul smell in the car which is like a sauna ,n i cant move cuz of da cuffs. He writes a long ass report which is about to fuck up my life and lead to me getting half raped, but ull find that out soon.
I reach miami dade jail and they throw my clothes away cuz their full of blood. Im relieved to get rid of da turd pants. They put me im in a holding cell with like 20 other ♥♥♥♥♥s. I literally only got room to sit on the floor and sleep sitting. Theres a lot of hobo crackhead looking dudes in there and its only latinos and blacks. The latinos are all tatted up on their necks and arms. most of us avoid eye contact n keep to ourselves. Im sitting next to a latino dude n im stressing out, hoping im not gna get fucked up. My face is still covered with dry blood n im the only one wid an orange suit on, so im hoping ppl think im crazy.
They let us do 1phone call to bail us out, but i only know international numbers which wont work. i talk to da guy next to me n he turns out to be gay. he said he stabbed his boyfriend when they were in a fight. Hes mad friendly n looks like a friend of mine so i feel a bit better. I open up the police report which we all get n read it.. it says i was doing a coke deal, ran away, resisted arrest, battery which is fighting back, n destroyed evidence. He also wrote that i admitted to it being the best coke i ever had n its better than in amsterdam. Oo shit now im fucked for life. Dat shits illegal here n i cant call nobody, ima be stuck for years i thought to myself. I showed my papers to the latinos around me n there like o shit that cop hated u, ur pretty fucked. Im stressing the fuck out n keep hoping its a dream. I get to go da medical centre/jail hospital which is in da next room. While im in the waiting room some old white dude starts having a seizure n turning blue. Nurses come out n dont do shit just watch him dying. Im trying to get into the nurses room and use the phone. So me n some other dude voluntarily lift him up n bring him to da nurses room. Once im there i try to use the phone but dey dont let me. Fuck. I get to use the pen doe. i talk to the gay dude there n tell him to find me on facebook when he gets out n tell my friends im locked up.
Im in line in the nurses office and these hard criminals are chained up n shitnext to me. One latino dude asks me how long im in for n im like not long i hope. I ask him n he says 50 years. I ask him for what but i dnt understand his strong spanish accent. Im thinking o shit ♥♥♥♥♥ dont stab me. Feeling mad uncomfortable there between those ppl as i wait my turn. They put me in a real cell with beds and i talk to my cell mates. To my suprise i could hit it off fine with everyone i talked to in jail. This old hispanic dude was in for grand theft, this black dude carlton jones was smuggling coke to miami n got arrested loads of times for carrying guns. l was thinking ima be stuck here for months so ♥♥♥♥♥s was calming me down n saying my fam will get me out n notice im gone. Some dudes there got fucked over like me, they say popo just drop coke on the ground and take u in to get their statistics up if ur black.
When u get outta the cell for a headcount they spray bleach all over ur shit n bed so ur skin stays white.. fuckers. i take a nice shower finally get da shit stains off ma ass n go to bed, look up n theres pray b4 u sleep on the ceiling. I pray to god n say i wont get drunk n go out anymore if u get me out. Theres a big ass african guy in the bunk next to me n he shouts out if anyone snores ima crack their skull open. He keeps shouting stories out about da white man da devil n about creols being evil n da priest fucking his son in da ass. Eventually i fall asleep.
So eventually i get out cuz my dad bonded me out wiv 5000. Im still paying him off for that. Felt real good to get out, had a moment of realness like when a fam member almost dies or u just watched fight club or some shit
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