Am I doing something wrong? Vol. long showers

September 15, 2011 @ 10:39:31 AM
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My whole family says I take way too long in the shower. I take about 35-40 minutes, regularly. Now tell me, how long is a normal shower?

and of course,
September 15, 2011 @ 10:43:56 AM
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5-10mins for me lol
September 15, 2011 @ 10:45:49 AM
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10 minutes max. You need to work on that routine.
September 15, 2011 @ 10:46:21 AM
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damn du, that's how long they tell me i need to take. 15 minutes the most, i can't see myself doing that no matter how quick i try to shower.
September 15, 2011 @ 10:47:34 AM
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what the fuck are you up in there doing that takes 40 min? even if you decide to rub one out it shouldn't take that long
September 15, 2011 @ 10:49:49 AM
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10-15 max

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September 15, 2011 @ 10:49:51 AM
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the funny thing is that i dont be fapping in there. that's what people probably think i'm doing. damn, i thought long showers like that were normal. ?)
September 15, 2011 @ 10:53:15 AM
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I unintentionally take long showers as well and I think it's because I get lost in train of thought.

@QuattroRide

September 15, 2011 @ 11:02:47 AM
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youll cut back on shower length when u move out yo mama basement. water bill aint yo friend
September 15, 2011 @ 11:05:44 AM
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damn du, that's how long they tell me i need to take. 15 minutes the most, i can't see myself doing that no matter how quick i try to shower.


Seriously? I'm a long shower taker. On weekends when I don't have to get ready for work, I take half hour showers. Mostly just because I like the feeling of a hot shower and I have great ideas/meditation while I shower. But when I need to, I can get done in 10 minutes. WTF do you do that takes so long?

I unintentionally take long showers as well and I think it's because I get lost in train of thought.


Yup. Daydreaming. I used to take long ass showers when I was a kid because I would daydream for mad long. That's where I developed the habit from.

I'm thinking you....arms (including armpics and hands), legs (including feet), torso, head, face, genitals, ass. That's 7 regions to wash. So you're spending a full 5 minutes on each region?

2 minutes on each region max sounds more reasonable.
September 15, 2011 @ 11:06:23 AM
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i consider 15 minutes to be long. damn dude.
September 15, 2011 @ 11:07:16 AM
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i got the same routine every time and when i'm in there it doesn't seem that long, then i check the time after i come out and i'm like wtf i was there for that long?? werd, maybe when i gotta pay the bills myself i'll be quicker lol
September 15, 2011 @ 11:07:32 AM
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youll cut back on shower length when u move out yo mama basement. water bill aint yo friend


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September 15, 2011 @ 11:09:26 AM
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subtracting 2 minutes saves ~4 gallons of water. at least that's what it says on my shampoo bottle
September 15, 2011 @ 11:10:16 AM
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Water bill non existant here, counted in my rent smokeyface Still only shower for about 20 minutes.
September 15, 2011 @ 11:13:19 AM
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no homo this is the routine.

- privates first (2 times each. dat double make sure its clean swag)
- shampoo and condition hair
- legs and feet
- upper body (arms, torso, all that)
- rinse off conditioner (i keep it on while i do the other shit)
- face

no homo. honestly, idk why i take so long. quickest i'll be is like 20 mins if i'm in a rush. a ♥♥♥♥♥ like me loves shower time i take my sweet time no homo
September 15, 2011 @ 11:14:33 AM
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i got the same routine every time and when i'm in there it doesn't seem that long, then i check the time after i come out and i'm like wtf i was there for that long?? werd, maybe when i gotta pay the bills myself i'll be quicker lol


the hell is your routine? are you swimming laps?
September 15, 2011 @ 11:16:54 AM
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Three S rule

-Shit
-Shower
-Shave

in under 30min. cmon son

5min shower if you're in a hurry
15min shower for usual
30min if you wanna enjoy it ♥♥♥♥♥a
September 15, 2011 @ 11:21:07 AM
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Three S rule

-Shit
-Shower
-Shave

in under 30min. cmon son

5min shower if you're in a hurry
15min shower for usual
30min if you wanna enjoy it ♥♥♥♥♥a


lol i feel you. i got that 2 s rule since i don't shave daily. shit, shower. i thought this was normal but i guess it aint. gotta find a new quicker routine.
September 15, 2011 @ 11:30:10 AM
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i always take 30 minute showers. when i get out the shower i like to be squeaky clean. idk *shrugs*.

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September 15, 2011 @ 11:49:14 AM
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do this:

give your private part 1 minute
just use shampoo, fuck the condition. - 1 minute
legs and feet, really? the water keeps running down to your leg already
upper body, just rub your armpit with water or something.. 2 minute (again, water keeps running down)
rinse off.. 1 minute

go shave
brush your teeth
floss
take a shit

25 minutes AT MOST in the restroom for everything.

save water
save time
save money
save the environment
and save yourself from turning homo
September 15, 2011 @ 11:59:39 AM
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If your manscaping then 30-40 minutes might be necessary. Also if you're high.
September 15, 2011 @ 12:05:02 PM
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i always take 30 minute showers. when i get out the shower i like to be squeaky clean. idk *shrugs*.

Exactly. this.
September 15, 2011 @ 12:05:04 PM
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Anything past 10 mins is just way too long.

1. Hop in
2. Wash
3. Rinse
4. ???????
5. Profit
September 15, 2011 @ 12:06:19 PM
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mafioso are you morbidly obese? i would imagine it only takes that long if you got a ton of folds.


Lmaoo I'm not a twig, but not morbidly obese either, homie
September 15, 2011 @ 12:14:51 PM
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I be takin' dem 20minute showers on my day off, but on work days, I hit the 10-12minute showers.

Ayo, new topic, what's the order of your shower routine? Lol.

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September 15, 2011 @ 12:22:17 PM
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anything past 10 mins is just way too long.

1. Hop in
2. Wash
3. Rinse
4. ???????
5. profit


smokeyface
September 15, 2011 @ 12:23:14 PM
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no homo this is the routine.

- privates first (2 times each. dat double make sure its clean swag)
- shampoo and condition hair
- legs and feet
- upper body (arms, torso, all that)
- rinse off conditioner (i keep it on while i do the other shit)
- face

no homo. honestly, idk why i take so long. quickest i'll be is like 20 mins if i'm in a rush. a ♥♥♥♥♥ like me loves shower time i take my sweet time no homo


lulz really ♥♥♥♥♥? really
September 15, 2011 @ 12:24:23 PM
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Location: Ottawa
15-20 minutes. longer if i have the time. who doesn't like that feeling of gradually turning the water hotter and hotter?
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