Am I doing something wrong? Vol. long showers

September 15, 2011 @ 10:39 AM

D

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My whole family says I take way too long in the shower. I take about 35-40 minutes, regularly. Now tell me, how long is a normal shower?

and of course,

September 15, 2011 @ 10:43 AM

wowdamelms

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5-10mins for me lol

September 15, 2011 @ 10:45 AM

Lemonz ♦

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10 minutes max. You need to work on that routine.

September 15, 2011 @ 10:46 AM

D

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damn du, that's how long they tell me i need to take. 15 minutes the most, i can't see myself doing that no matter how quick i try to shower.

September 15, 2011 @ 10:47 AM

Marky Mark

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what the fuck are you up in there doing that takes 40 min? even if you decide to rub one out it shouldn't take that long

September 15, 2011 @ 10:49 AM

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10-15 max

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September 15, 2011 @ 10:49 AM

D

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the funny thing is that i dont be fapping in there. that's what people probably think i'm doing. damn, i thought long showers like that were normal.

September 15, 2011 @ 10:53 AM

Augustus

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I unintentionally take long showers as well and I think it's because I get lost in train of thought.

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September 15, 2011 @ 11:02 AM

KTA

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youll cut back on shower length when u move out yo mama basement. water bill aint yo friend

September 15, 2011 @ 11:05 AM

Super Nintendo Chalmers

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damn du, that's how long they tell me i need to take. 15 minutes the most, i can't see myself doing that no matter how quick i try to shower.

Seriously? I'm a long shower taker. On weekends when I don't have to get ready for work, I take half hour showers. Mostly just because I like the feeling of a hot shower and I have great ideas/meditation while I shower. But when I need to, I can get done in 10 minutes. WTF do you do that takes so long?

I unintentionally take long showers as well and I think it's because I get lost in train of thought.

Yup. Daydreaming. I used to take long ass showers when I was a kid because I would daydream for mad long. That's where I developed the habit from.

I'm thinking you....arms (including armpics and hands), legs (including feet), torso, head, face, genitals, ass. That's 7 regions to wash. So you're spending a full 5 minutes on each region?

2 minutes on each region max sounds more reasonable.

September 15, 2011 @ 11:06 AM

lihp

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i consider 15 minutes to be long. damn dude.

September 15, 2011 @ 11:07 AM

D

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i got the same routine every time and when i'm in there it doesn't seem that long, then i check the time after i come out and i'm like wtf i was there for that long?? werd, maybe when i gotta pay the bills myself i'll be quicker lol

September 15, 2011 @ 11:07 AM

Steve Bartman

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youll cut back on shower length when u move out yo mama basement. water bill aint yo friend

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September 15, 2011 @ 11:09 AM

ReZ

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subtracting 2 minutes saves ~4 gallons of water. at least that's what it says on my shampoo bottle

September 15, 2011 @ 11:10 AM

Pantic

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Water bill non existant here, counted in my rent

Still only shower for about 20 minutes.

September 15, 2011 @ 11:13 AM

D

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no homo this is the routine.

- privates first (2 times each. dat double make sure its clean swag)
- shampoo and condition hair
- legs and feet
- upper body (arms, torso, all that)
- rinse off conditioner (i keep it on while i do the other shit)
- face

no homo. honestly, idk why i take so long. quickest i'll be is like 20 mins if i'm in a rush. a ♥♥♥♥♥ like me loves shower time i take my sweet time no homo

September 15, 2011 @ 11:14 AM

lihp

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i got the same routine every time and when i'm in there it doesn't seem that long, then i check the time after i come out and i'm like wtf i was there for that long?? werd, maybe when i gotta pay the bills myself i'll be quicker lol

the hell is your routine? are you swimming laps?

September 15, 2011 @ 11:16 AM

ulkgood

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Three S rule

-Shit
-Shower
-Shave

in under 30min. cmon son

5min shower if you're in a hurry
15min shower for usual
30min if you wanna enjoy it ♥♥♥♥♥a

September 15, 2011 @ 11:21 AM

D

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Three S rule

-Shit
-Shower
-Shave

in under 30min. cmon son

5min shower if you're in a hurry
15min shower for usual
30min if you wanna enjoy it ♥♥♥♥♥a

lol i feel you. i got that 2 s rule since i don't shave daily. shit, shower. i thought this was normal but i guess it aint. gotta find a new quicker routine.

September 15, 2011 @ 11:30 AM

Juicy J

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i always take 30 minute showers. when i get out the shower i like to be squeaky clean. idk *shrugs*.

WE TRIPPY MANE

September 15, 2011 @ 11:49 AM

linh

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do this:

give your private part 1 minute
just use shampoo, fuck the condition. - 1 minute
legs and feet, really? the water keeps running down to your leg already
upper body, just rub your armpit with water or something.. 2 minute (again, water keeps running down)
rinse off.. 1 minute

go shave
brush your teeth
floss
take a shit

25 minutes AT MOST in the restroom for everything.

save water
save time
save money
save the environment
and save yourself from turning homo

September 15, 2011 @ 11:59 AM

Shanklin

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If your manscaping then 30-40 minutes might be necessary. Also if you're high.

http://kevinshanklin.com/

September 15, 2011 @ 12:05 PM

D

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i always take 30 minute showers. when i get out the shower i like to be squeaky clean. idk *shrugs*.

Exactly. this.

September 15, 2011 @ 12:05 PM

CaliforniaKid

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Anything past 10 mins is just way too long.

1. Hop in
2. Wash
3. Rinse
4. ???????
5. Profit

September 15, 2011 @ 12:06 PM

D

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mafioso are you morbidly obese? i would imagine it only takes that long if you got a ton of folds.

Lmaoo I'm not a twig, but not morbidly obese either, homie

September 15, 2011 @ 12:14 PM

5tein

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I be takin' dem 20minute showers on my day off, but on work days, I hit the 10-12minute showers.

Ayo, new topic, what's the order of your shower routine? Lol.

Blunted at birth. : ever try controlling ur trackpad with ur dick?

September 15, 2011 @ 12:22 PM

linh

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anything past 10 mins is just way too long.

1. Hop in
2. Wash
3. Rinse
4. ???????
5. profit

September 15, 2011 @ 12:23 PM

CH33CH

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no homo this is the routine.

- privates first (2 times each. dat double make sure its clean swag)
- shampoo and condition hair
- legs and feet
- upper body (arms, torso, all that)
- rinse off conditioner (i keep it on while i do the other shit)
- face

no homo. honestly, idk why i take so long. quickest i'll be is like 20 mins if i'm in a rush. a ♥♥♥♥♥ like me loves shower time i take my sweet time no homo

lulz really ♥♥♥♥♥? really

September 15, 2011 @ 12:24 PM