Yo HB, a a man needs some help Vol. Thieves are fags

September 12, 2011 @ 05:55 PM

CAPkuang

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Join Date: Aug 2009

So HB, last night some asshole broke into my garage and stole my bike that my grandpa bought for me before he passed away. Note that it is a 2010 Trek 7.3 so at most it can probably fetch 500 as the retail is around 800. Unfortunately I've thrown away my paperwork so HB please give some advice to a ♥♥♥♥♥ that is down on his luck.

Im not asking for pity or help in searching for it but just some advice.

Is this the right way to do it?

1. Browse local Craigslist
2. Find my bike
3. Set a meetup with the fag and call the cops to the meetup ?
^^The problem is that I don't have any official paperwork that the bike is mine but can it still show up on a credit card bill since I bought it over a year ago. Also will cops help out when I call 911?
4.Get my bike back and have the cops throw him in the slammer and have him raped by a big black ♥♥♥♥♥

September 12, 2011 @ 05:56 PM

Bandwagon

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Location: the yay

just beat his ass

September 12, 2011 @ 05:57 PM

trevxv3

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Join Date: May 2010

Location: Temecula

Fuck tha cops dude they arent gunna take time out of their day for that shit.. just beat the fuck outta the ♥♥♥♥♥

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

September 12, 2011 @ 05:57 PM

lihp

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Location: 2 up 2 down

too bad ronnel got banned

September 12, 2011 @ 06:00 PM

CAPkuang

Post: 370

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Seriously doe, cops wont help me?

Thanks for replying too. I aint no bitch and ask for paypal donations for a broken butthole

September 12, 2011 @ 06:01 PM

*ER!C

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Location: QUEENS

no man fuck cops, this nikka STOLE from you....find him, beat his ass, take bike back, empty his pockets, crip walk back to the hood

September 12, 2011 @ 06:01 PM

Jvlv

Post: 911

Join Date: Oct 2010

good as gone if you cant really get any proof that its that person who stole it from you and you got no papers so looks like credit card bill is your only hope..

or if u see the ad, meetup with the guy and take it for a test ride and never turn around

September 12, 2011 @ 06:02 PM

Jvlv

Post: 911

Join Date: Oct 2010

meetup, take bike for test ride for the rest of your life

September 12, 2011 @ 06:02 PM

CAPkuang

Post: 370

Join Date: Aug 2009

LOOLOLOLOLOLOL test ride. But will it show on a credit card bill even if its a year old? Note I bought this from an actual store so they might have some paperwork...

September 12, 2011 @ 06:02 PM

The Fiasco

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Location: Chicago.

Cops won't do shit. You gotta take matters into your own hands.

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September 12, 2011 @ 06:58 PM

bapa

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lol @ thinking cops will help you get your huffy back.

September 12, 2011 @ 07:03 PM

WCDon

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Location: Bay Area

lol @ thinking cops give a shit bout sum trash on wheels from your old papa. Set meeting up and beat that ♥♥♥♥♥'s ass. If it happens to be sumone else's bike but the same model and shit then oh well

THIS CANDYLAND NIGGA

September 12, 2011 @ 07:04 PM

bonemarrow

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Location: eastcoast

beat his ass then fuck his bitch

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September 12, 2011 @ 07:10 PM

CAPkuang

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lol @ thinking cops give a shit bout sum trash on wheels from your old papa. Set meeting up and beat that ♥♥♥♥♥'s ass. If it happens to be sumone else's bike but the same model and shit then oh well

Why are you salty? Shit has sentimental value so I was just wondering.

September 12, 2011 @ 07:14 PM

A!exander

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Location: DC

Why don't you try the cops first, if that don't work you might have to take the matter into your on hands.

September 12, 2011 @ 07:17 PM

Ape

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Advertise on Craigslist in your city a ridiculous amount of money for the specific model your bike, like 3000

When people inquire you about it, ask where they got it from

Go to store you got it from and ask for proof of everyone's purchase

If it dont add up for one of em, beat the dudes ass

I'm selling Air Jordan 5 "Metallic" and "Emerald" Griffey 1's http://hypebeast.com/forums/sneakers/forum/topic/168576/

September 12, 2011 @ 07:18 PM

CAPkuang

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Trill ass ♥♥♥♥♥ right here. But they know where I live doe

September 12, 2011 @ 07:21 PM

DREWBACCA

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lol@ crip walk back to the hood

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September 12, 2011 @ 07:24 PM

Ape

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Join Date: Sep 2010

Advertise on Craigslist in your city a ridiculous amount of money for the specific model your bike, like 3000

When people inquire you about it, ask where they got it from

Go to store you got it from and ask for proof of everyone's purchase

If it dont add up for one of em, beat the dudes ass

damn just realized this wont work because unless your store was the only one with the bike, then they coulda got it from somewhere else

lol who the fuck steals bikes, that nicca musta been like 10

I'm selling Air Jordan 5 "Metallic" and "Emerald" Griffey 1's http://hypebeast.com/forums/sneakers/forum/topic/168576/

September 12, 2011 @ 07:36 PM

livestok.

Post: 386

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Whats really gonna happen..

1. Browse local Craigslist
2. Find my bike
3. Set a meetup with the fag and call the cops to the meetup ?
4. Cops tell you to fuck off
5. You meetup with dude and demand bike back, you get beaten up and your anal virginity is taken from you
6. You proceed on life without your bike

September 12, 2011 @ 07:43 PM

CAPkuang

Post: 370

Join Date: Aug 2009

Whats really gonna happen..

1. Browse local Craigslist
2. Find my bike
3. Set a meetup with the fag and call the cops to the meetup ?
4. Cops tell you to fuck off
5. You meetup with dude and demand bike back, you get beaten up and your anal virginity is taken from you
6. You proceed on life without your bike