Alternative forms of birth control.

September 11, 2011 @ 11:22:10 AM
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I heard that if you dip your balls in ice cold water for 10 minutes a day for a week or two you will start shoot blanks!

What are some other ball busting forms that I should... I mean that anyone can try. O_O !!!

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 11, 2011 @ 11:31:22 AM
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lay your nuts on the dresser....just your nuts...and them bang them shits with a spike bat.


after that you'll be straight.
September 11, 2011 @ 11:40:15 AM
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I heard that if you dip your balls in ice cold water for 10 minutes a day for a week or two you will start shoot blanks!


Hahahaha Wat?
September 11, 2011 @ 11:41:35 AM
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Alternate birth control? Mouth
September 11, 2011 @ 11:42:36 AM
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September 11, 2011 @ 11:47:21 AM
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start dipping your nuts in ice water and you'll turn sterile forever..

just squeeze the hanging part above your balls real hard before you nut, that way none of your semen will get to your dick


Have you tried this method successfully?

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 11, 2011 @ 11:49:17 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
lay your nuts on the dresser....just your nuts...and them bang them shits with a spike bat.

After that you'll be straight.


smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
September 11, 2011 @ 11:50:08 AM
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September 11, 2011 @ 12:05:23 PM
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yes its a foolproof method, i prefer to place the nuts between my thighs and use the thigh muscles. that way your hands are free to fondle namsayin? smokeyface


I'm afraid I won't do it correctly and I will be posting a thread asking tips on how to be good father, lmao!

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 11, 2011 @ 12:08:23 PM
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Alternatives? Butthole? I never tried butthole. Go butthole, asshole.

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September 11, 2011 @ 12:08:31 PM
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rofl, just pull out son.
Soaking your balls in cold water won't do shit.
September 11, 2011 @ 12:18:20 PM
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yes its a foolproof method, i prefer to place the nuts between my thighs and use the thigh muscles. that way your hands are free to fondle namsayin? smokeyface


you will never know if this works until it doesn't work. you could be infertile, the girl could, or you might just not have the best swimmers on that day, the stars aren't aligned or some shit.

but lol i guess
September 11, 2011 @ 12:31:50 PM
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September 11, 2011 @ 12:34:56 PM
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^ it doesnt work like that bro. learn some human anatomy
September 11, 2011 @ 12:35:38 PM
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na it works bro


well AS LONG AS YOU'RE SURE, PROFESSOR UROLOGY
September 11, 2011 @ 12:40:04 PM
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September 11, 2011 @ 12:40:04 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
lay your nuts on the dresser....just your nuts...and them bang them shits with a spike bat.

after that you'll be straight.


l,ol
September 11, 2011 @ 13:00:49 PM
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put it in her butt,works everytime
September 11, 2011 @ 13:14:57 PM
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you guys are fucked up for thinking about putting your nuts on ice for 10 minutes. or squeezing your damn nuts right before you bust
September 11, 2011 @ 13:16:32 PM
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My favorite birth control
September 11, 2011 @ 13:16:38 PM
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^word

lol @ being a weird ass ♥♥♥♥♥ who dunks his nuts into an icebath everyday

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September 11, 2011 @ 14:44:32 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
lay your nuts on the dresser....just your nuts...and them bang them shits with a spike bat.

after that you'll be straight.


Ayeeeee Method Man.
September 11, 2011 @ 15:00:59 PM
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This is why the std rates are so high...

This new layout is a disappointment

September 11, 2011 @ 15:57:11 PM
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ehhhh... wsup dog

geddit?
September 11, 2011 @ 16:18:18 PM
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lmao all you are gonna have unplanned children someday
September 11, 2011 @ 16:21:11 PM
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you guys are fucked up for thinking about putting your nuts on ice for 10 minutes. or squeezing your damn nuts right before you bust


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September 11, 2011 @ 16:24:51 PM
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hmm, not so much birth control

but take homegirl to the beach and make her face the waves brah
September 11, 2011 @ 17:09:02 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
lay your nuts on the dresser....just your nuts...and them bang them shits with a spike bat.

After that you'll be straight.


smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
September 11, 2011 @ 18:36:33 PM
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buttsex is the only way

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

September 12, 2011 @ 19:14:44 PM
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i'm the wrong guy to ask.

two of em x hs shit

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