September 13, 2011 @ 03:48 PM
YetixHunting

Post: 48

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Bronx, NY

Getting ripped to my eyelids for the first time, thinking a cigarette carton is a juicebox and trying to find the straw with my tongue while watching the movie "Kids"

Always Hungry

September 13, 2011 @ 03:51 PM
linh

Post: 1449

Join Date: Feb 2010

deposited a dollar in an atm machine..
September 13, 2011 @ 03:54 PM
DarianaGrande

Post: 3741

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Los Angeles

Sparked a blunt, then put it out and put it in the microwave for dat smoothness. Shit caught on fire.

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

September 13, 2011 @ 05:07 PM
Nubcake

Post: 272

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: NYC

and my favorite




I'd die.
September 13, 2011 @ 05:21 PM
The Music Man

Post: 484

Join Date: Apr 2011

and my favorite


haha yessssssssssssss
September 13, 2011 @ 10:05 PM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2050

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

raising your hand to make a comment about the professor's lecture in class. ♥♥♥♥♥ continues to ramble on for about 20 minutes so naturally you dismiss whatever you were going to say and drifting off into your own thoughts. after said 20 minutes he then looks back at you like "yes joey, please tell the class what you had to say earlier." a lecture hall of 40 people including that cute spanish girl you'd been making eye contact with for the past few minutes turns around to listen but of course you're not even sure what subject he's talking about again let alone the epiphany you came to like half an hour ago. you tell him "no never mind" but he insist. finally rather than taking the lesser L and staying silent, you try to explaining anyways.... then the brain fart turns to verbal diarrhea.... next thing you know it's dead silent and everybody's still staring at you



Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 14, 2011 @ 06:40 PM
linh

Post: 1449

Join Date: Feb 2010

raising your hand to make a comment about the professor's lecture in class. ♥♥♥♥♥ continues to ramble on for about 20 minutes so naturally you dismiss whatever you were going to say and drifting off into your own thoughts. after said 20 minutes he then looks back at you like "yes joey, please tell the class what you had to say earlier." a lecture hall of 40 people including that cute spanish girl you'd been making eye contact with for the past few minutes turns around to listen but of course you're not even sure what subject he's talking about again let alone the epiphany you came to like half an hour ago. you tell him "no never mind" but he insist. finally rather than taking the lesser L and staying silent, you try to explaining anyways.... then the brain fart turns to verbal diarrhea.... next thing you know it's dead silent and everybody's still staring at you




hate it when profs do this..
September 14, 2011 @ 08:57 PM
missy.

Post: 2313

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: ♥♥♥

^ and ...

Sparked a blunt, then put it out and put it in the microwave for dat smoothness. Shit caught on fire.


*DEAD*

does putting a blunt in the microwave make it smooth? LOL

El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers

September 15, 2011 @ 03:53 PM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5772

Join Date: Jan 2008

Drowsy yesterday morning and starting putting juice into my bowl instead of milk confused
September 15, 2011 @ 04:04 PM
DarianaGrande

Post: 3741

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Los Angeles

^ and ...



*DEAD*

does putting a blunt in the microwave make it smooth? LOL


yea. No more than 10 secs.

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

September 15, 2011 @ 04:12 PM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2050

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

came back to the dorm last night fapped to some aurora jolie before knocking out, shut the macbook close. today sitting in school coffee shop i open it up again and right after i type in the password up pops out full screen ms. jolie with kids all over her face. luckily i had my back to the wall and was able to x out of the screen before anyone seen me. or atleast i don't think they did


Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 15, 2011 @ 04:24 PM
$$$$$

Post: 1776

Join Date: May 2011

Location: NY

Putting fabric softer in instead of detergent.
September 15, 2011 @ 06:30 PM
NoStress

Post: 2071

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Shaolin

putting the milk away in the cabinets instead of the fridge in the morning
accidentally trying to open the identical car you parked close to


HAHAHA fuck I did this once and my mom looked at me like

burr

September 15, 2011 @ 10:09 PM
chrisfarley

Post: 256

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: venise, italy

came back to the dorm last night fapped to some aurora jolie before knocking out, shut the macbook close. today sitting in school coffee shop i open it up again and right after i type in the password up pops out full screen ms. jolie with kids all over her face. luckily i had my back to the wall and was able to x out of the screen before anyone seen me. or atleast i don't think they did



this would be fucking horrible/hilarious if you had the sound on full blast
September 16, 2011 @ 12:12 AM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2050

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...


Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 17, 2011 @ 01:33 AM
missy.

Post: 2313

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: ♥♥♥

just earlier... i looked for milk in the refrigerator..

i tried to copy and paste a link into a chat but was wondering why it wasnt working and it was copying and pasting on the address bar.

and i forgot i had to go pee really badly. wtf. im high -___-

El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers

September 30, 2011 @ 01:58 PM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2050

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

trying to hand the cashier money before you even order anything

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 30, 2011 @ 02:55 PM
missy.

Post: 2313

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: ♥♥♥

^ lol

El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers

September 30, 2011 @ 08:46 PM
KevBd

Post: 868

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Guelph, Ontario

trying to hand the cashier money before you even order anything


cool

two of em x hs shit

September 30, 2011 @ 11:27 PM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5772

Join Date: Jan 2008

cant find glass of water
get a new glass of water,
then immediately find original glass of water
October 1, 2011 @ 04:01 AM
Mo Helio

Post: 488

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Toronto

cant find glass of water
get a new glass of water,
then immediately find original glass of water


happens daily
October 1, 2011 @ 10:23 AM
Zack Morris

Post: 68

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: H O U S T O N

this ♥♥♥♥♥ jozeph is hilarious
October 1, 2011 @ 10:31 AM
Blade Gretzky

Post: 881

Join Date: May 2011

puttin tampico in ya cereal instead of milk

walking halfway through school and when you get to class you find out ya backpack was wide open and no one bothered to tell you
February 18, 2012 @ 07:34 PM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2050

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

Doing a power point presentation in psych class plug the flash drive in, realize your presentation is right next to your porn folder click out and realize the whole thing was being shown over the projector in front of the whole lecture hall


Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

February 19, 2012 @ 02:55 AM
Soul Rize

Post: 2170

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Up in the skys

when i'm tired i dress myself with my eyes close with no lites and just leave the house with mixed matched backwards shit to lazy to care. ;
when i'm tried as fuck and i go to my buss top i sleep on the concrete of someone's house and nap and hope someoen wakes me. no humam woke me. a stray dog woke me licking my feet or some shit... it was 12 in the afternoon. good nap doe.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

February 19, 2012 @ 05:31 PM
Pretty Joseph

Post: 2050

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Boylston Street, Bos...

freshman year i'd always come up to hug my girlfriend from behind cause she loved that shit. Then one day i found out she had a body double on campus after attempting the from behind hug and nearly having some random girl scream rape in the dining hall


Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

February 19, 2012 @ 07:35 PM
trevxv3

Post: 1826

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal


story of my life.. i can fuck the shit outta you, but when were finished i cant see you naked? shits retarded

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

February 19, 2012 @ 09:27 PM
overtheradar

Post: 1451

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: soul cal

Accidently put motor oil in my antifreeze/coolant tank like a dumb ass. Had to flush that bitch after with a shit ton of water and was late to work...

Rebels vs. Renegades ---- www.rebelsvsrenegades.com ---- Turning Dreams Into Reality. One Broken Window at a Time.

February 19, 2012 @ 10:25 PM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5772

Join Date: Jan 2008

Accidently put motor oil in my antifreeze/coolant tank like a dumb ass. Had to flush that bitch after with a shit ton of water and was late to work...


ouch
February 19, 2012 @ 10:42 PM
JesseC

Post: 800

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: Portland, Oregon

Purchased Fully Flared at a skateshop and absent-mindedly opened it at the counter right after I handed the money over.

On a side note, trolls really hurt my feelings, etc.


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