Always Hungry
http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger
and my favorite
Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife
raising your hand to make a comment about the professor's lecture in class. ♥♥♥♥♥ continues to ramble on for about 20 minutes so naturally you dismiss whatever you were going to say and drifting off into your own thoughts. after said 20 minutes he then looks back at you like "yes joey, please tell the class what you had to say earlier." a lecture hall of 40 people including that cute spanish girl you'd been making eye contact with for the past few minutes turns around to listen but of course you're not even sure what subject he's talking about again let alone the epiphany you came to like half an hour ago. you tell him "no never mind" but he insist. finally rather than taking the lesser L and staying silent, you try to explaining anyways.... then the brain fart turns to verbal diarrhea.... next thing you know it's dead silent and everybody's still staring at you
Sparked a blunt, then put it out and put it in the microwave for dat smoothness. Shit caught on fire.
El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers
^ and ...
*DEAD*
does putting a blunt in the microwave make it smooth? LOL
http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger
Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife
putting the milk away in the cabinets instead of the fridge in the morning
accidentally trying to open the identical car you parked close to
burr
came back to the dorm last night fapped to some aurora jolie before knocking out, shut the macbook close. today sitting in school coffee shop i open it up again and right after i type in the password up pops out full screen ms. jolie with kids all over her face. luckily i had my back to the wall and was able to x out of the screen before anyone seen me. or atleast i don't think they did
Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife
El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers
Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife
El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers
trying to hand the cashier money before you even order anything
Very Rare ////// Canvas08 : I DONT HAVE FUCKING PUMPKINS ////// juggalos love two of em
cant find glass of water
get a new glass of water,
then immediately find original glass of water
Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife
Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup
Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife
SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE
when i'm tired i dress myself with my eyes close with no lites and just leave the house with mixed matched backwards shit to lazy to care. ;
when i'm tried as fuck and i go to my buss top i sleep on the concrete of someone's house and nap and hope someoen wakes me. no humam woke me. a stray dog woke me licking my feet or some shit... it was 12 in the afternoon. good nap doe.
Triumvir ---- www.triumvir.com ---- IG/Twitter: @armandosaysno
Accidently put motor oil in my antifreeze/coolant tank like a dumb ass. Had to flush that bitch after with a shit ton of water and was late to work...
