True Story Bro vol. Derp moments

September 10, 2011 @ 10:21:02
Flipping thru channels and caught the magic school bus. Left it for dat nostalgia shout outs to frank.ocean. A kid was speaking spanish. Bugged out cuz i didjt remember no Spanish bitch on the show. It was on a Spanish channel.

Wake up drowsy and putting cereal in the fridge and the milk in the pantry

u go.
September 10, 2011 @ 10:23:14
Pissing in the trashcan next to the toilet when I was tired as fuck...

"leather jackets and bape shark hoodies, its a struggle but we make it work"

September 10, 2011 @ 14:25:15
no.
September 10, 2011 @ 14:31:25
clicked this thread
September 10, 2011 @ 14:33:51
Thinking this was the who's a stoner thread
September 10, 2011 @ 16:22:39
Har har har
September 10, 2011 @ 17:52:04
sliding my college i.d. instead of the debit at the checkout line

trying to take the key out of the ignition while car is still on drive and foot on the break

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 10, 2011 @ 18:04:47
slipped up and ate shit.
September 10, 2011 @ 21:58:33
had pizza and wings for lunch and said im based god bitch now suck my dick for money.had creamcheese cake for dessert.
September 10, 2011 @ 21:59:56
sliding my college i.d. instead of the debit at the checkout line

trying to take the key out of the ignition while car is still on drive and foot on the break


done both a ton of times
September 10, 2011 @ 22:05:48
i was trying to make a microwave brownie shit and it said to cook for :50 but i read it as 5:00 and i went up stairs and when i came down stairs it smelled like baked turd and the shit looked like a molten lava because it was partially on fire.
September 10, 2011 @ 22:10:40
tRY TO FRY A EGG IN A MICROWAVE
September 11, 2011 @ 00:20:50
meant to buy the g550.... bought the g650 smokeyface
September 11, 2011 @ 01:26:48
pumping a dollars worth of gas
realizing the reason the reason the bus/vending machine won't accept your quarters is cause they're canadian and having a long ass line of people behind you
not knowing your headphones aren't all the way when you listen to music on your laptop in the library and having everybody stare at you

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 11, 2011 @ 01:38:51
washing my hands and waiting for the automatic water to run when i realize a minute later it's a manual sink............

having an automatic towel dispenser not work for you but work for everyone else.. T___T

El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers

September 11, 2011 @ 04:30:06
sticking my metapod hardened cock in my friends asshole

wat
September 11, 2011 @ 10:56:07
Trying to drink water with the cap still on.
September 11, 2011 @ 12:17:07
Putting your clothes on backwards or on the wrong side, then being too damn lazy to take it off again
September 11, 2011 @ 12:19:47
went to a club about a year ago, handed the bouncer onea my atlantic city rewards cards instead of my id =[

.

September 11, 2011 @ 12:29:16
pumping a dollars worth of gas
realizing the reason the reason the bus/vending machine won't accept your quarters is cause they're canadian and having a long ass line of people behind you
not knowing your headphones aren't all the way when you listen to music on your laptop in the library and having everybody stare at you


oh god this

Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

September 11, 2011 @ 12:36:30
i was buying something at an asian store and i knew i only had one bill in my wallet. i handed it out to the lady not looking and my friends started laughing .. turns out i gave her hong kong money by accident (i have foreign currencies in there for no reason at all). they probably thought i was racist lol smh
September 11, 2011 @ 14:48:21
washing my hands and waiting for the automatic water to run when i realize a minute later it's a manual sink............

having an automatic towel dispenser not work for you but work for everyone else.. T___T


Had both too
September 11, 2011 @ 15:34:39
not knowing your headphones aren't all the way when you listen to music on your laptop in the library and having everybody stare at you


this is the worst
September 11, 2011 @ 15:50:26
sliding my college i.d. instead of the debit at the checkout line

trying to take the key out of the ignition while car is still on drive and foot on the break

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September 11, 2011 @ 20:01:28
Ironing without plugging the iron in.

Taking a picture of myself on a camera and not realizing i didn't press the button down hard enough, then turning the camera back to myself to see no picture had been taken. :|

Hoping the fridge would close it self after getting something out of it walking off a little to realize the door didn't shut all the way.

Being confident that you have the answer when a teacher asks a question, raising your hand saying the wrong answer and being embarrassed in front of the class -_______-

Waking up the next morning realizing you fell asleep before you wanted to, causing you to miss that show or whatever.
September 11, 2011 @ 20:37:04
putting the milk away in the cabinets instead of the fridge in the morning
accidentally trying to open the identical car you parked close to

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

September 11, 2011 @ 21:17:27
still writing 2010 on papers in the year 2011

trying to push a pull door and getting that KECK sound so that everybody in the store looks at you

when homeless ask for spare change and you tell them you only have a quarter, reach in to pockets to take out just the quarters and multiple dollar bills fall out

and my favorite

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 11, 2011 @ 23:21:09
lol i'm dying ^

El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers

September 13, 2011 @ 15:31:30
walked down into a class and sat down for ten minutes before realizing that i was in the wrong class
September 13, 2011 @ 15:42:02
still writing 2010 on papers in the year 2011

trying to push a pull door and getting that keck sound so that everybody in the store looks at you

when homeless ask for spare change and you tell them you only have a quarter, reach in to pockets to take out just the quarters and multiple dollar bills fall out

and my favorite

lmaooooo

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