August 29, 2011 @ 11:48 PM
WCDon

Post: 1186

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Bay Area

Name: Brian
Age: 18
Hobbies:Swagging on ♥♥♥♥♥s. Fucking bitches. Gettin my money up. Brushing dem hataz off. Fucking yo bitch girl
Why you should be considered:I'm fair and I can spot a troll ass ♥♥♥♥♥ when I see one. I log onto HB and post multiple times daily.


Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

Fuck my son du. Can finally live my Casey Anthony life. Getting my son lost was all the plan to abandon that bitch made ♥♥♥♥♥ and fuck bitches. Can finally stop paying the mothafuckin child support. Can finally stop listenin to my ugly ass saggy pussy ass droppy titties ass baby mama.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

I would order yo bitch pussy cuz dem shits is delicious

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

I would consider that faggot ♥♥♥♥♥ B Low the fruit of all fruits cuz that ♥♥♥♥♥ is the biggest fruit i've ever seen

THIS CANDYLAND NIGGA

August 30, 2011 @ 12:20 AM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

Post: 6244

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Lurking

I think you should have at least 2k posts to be a mod doe. lol @ this thread.
August 30, 2011 @ 12:21 AM
Trollinator

Post: 5030

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Location

Name: Adamska
Age:22
Hobbies:Reading, surfing the web, fashion, cars,
Why you should be considered: I've been here for a while and know everybody, but the thing is they don't know me!

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.
No because it was all a dream.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?
A chopper to pick my ass up
Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?
Watermelon, shit's good hand down goes with everything too.

I want to see the world burn

August 30, 2011 @ 12:22 AM
4cubanlinxpt2

Post: 336

Join Date: Sep 2010

August 30, 2011 @ 12:43 AM
jaded

moderator

Post: 8016

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: ಠ______ಠ

Name: Chris
Age: I ain't tellin you ♥♥♥♥♥s shit
Hobbies: Posting on HB
Why you should be considered: I'm on here all the time. Why shouldn't I be considered ♥♥♥♥♥, feel me?

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

I'd tell the lion "you better show me where my son is, motherfucker" that way if he's lying he's wasting his own time too, not just mine, feel me?

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

fleshlight, i have to keep gettin mines, and i wouldn't have to have some bitch yappin in my ear all day talkin bout "this island shit ♥♥♥♥♥, you ain't shit ♥♥♥♥♥, i knew i shoulda hooked up with yo friend craig ♥♥♥♥♥, he go to devry now ♥♥♥♥♥"

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

ronnel

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

August 30, 2011 @ 12:48 AM
hentai

Post: 4768

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ


Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?
i'd say anything but the orange because lefty's name is orange



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http://hentaiwarlord.tumblr.com http://instagram.com/hentaiwarlord

August 30, 2011 @ 12:52 AM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3900

Join Date: Aug 2007

Name: Jimmy
Age: 18
Hobbies: Making hypebeast a better place for others.
Why you should be considered: I will rule with an iron fist. The denim section hasnt changed in years. The same questions have been asked for years.

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

I tame the lion and use it for transportation. I will use its sense of smell to track down my child. I'd assume the lion is illiterate. Unless its a south african white lion, who's on some kimba steeze.


Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

My preferred dessert would be milkshake from denny's or some jamba juice.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why? Some big ass strawberries, the size of apples.
August 30, 2011 @ 01:04 AM
Justiin

Post: 209

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: California

Name: Justin Hoang
Age: 16
Hobbies: Watching Porn, Getting Head, Fucking Bitches, Lurking HB/Tumblr, Killing People, Camping Out at Supreme for General Releases, Rescuing Dogs from the Pound, Working in the Homeless Shelter, Doing Community Service and Being Cool as FUCK
Why you should be considered:I get bitches

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

Yes then I would kill the lion and search for my "son".

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

Porn so i could fap

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

Mango cuz dat shit dank

BUY MY SHIT BITCH http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/163077/

August 30, 2011 @ 01:15 AM
C_Augustus_O

Post: 3638

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: CT

Name: GreedLing
Age: 23
Hobbies:Videogames, Stacking bread, Hi-fiving random people
Why you should be considered: Cuz am that ♥♥♥♥♥

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

Hell yea am going East, Aslan from Narnia is the truth


Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

Oceanic flight 815, shit i need company

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

This ♥♥♥♥♥

https://twitter.com/#!/C_Augustus_O

August 30, 2011 @ 01:40 AM
FROADS

Post: 1387

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: East L.A

Name: FROADS
Age: 23
Hobbies: Running, Chess, and listening to obscure music from the '60s-'80s
Why you should be considered: Because I'm a bad mothafucka

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

First, I would ask the lion if I could touch his mane because I have always been curious about that ever since I was a child. I'd probably believe the lion but would most likely fail at finding my son because I have a fucked up sense of direction; you say east, n I go north.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?
I'd order funnel cake because it's so fuckin good, man.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?
Kiwi, because it looks like a testicle. Chompin on that shit in public would definitely look suspect .
August 30, 2011 @ 01:44 AM
*ER!C

Post: 2502

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Queens, NY

lol at people mixing up desert and dessert
August 30, 2011 @ 01:48 AM
dead7

Post: 13478

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: The Valley of Killa...

lol at people mixing up desert and dessert


^ this
August 30, 2011 @ 01:57 AM
adoboFosho

Post: 2996

Join Date: Apr 2007

<Copy this form and fill it out>
Name: James
Age: 22
Hobbies: Being a hypebeast
Why you should be considered: ^ look above

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.
Yes; talking lions tend to be right most the time.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?
It's-It ice cream sandwich because its my one of my favorite desserts.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?
Coconut; Coconut milk gives me visions
<Copy this form and fill it out>

http://www.ebay.com/usr/adobo_fosho... selling black/white flyknits... look like yeezy!!!

August 30, 2011 @ 02:02 AM

Inactive

lol at people mixing up desert and dessert


Attention to detail is a very important skill to have as a moderator.
August 30, 2011 @ 03:49 AM
ClydeFrazier

Post: 6407

Join Date: Feb 2009

Name: FROADS
Age: 23
Hobbies: Running, Chess, and listening to obscure music from the '60s-'80s
Why you should be considered: Because I'm a bad mothafucka

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

First, I would ask the lion if I could touch his mane because I have always been curious about that ever since I was a child. I'd probably believe the lion but would most likely fail at finding my son because I have a fucked up sense of direction; you say east, n I go north.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?
I'd order funnel cake because it's so fuckin good, man.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?
Kiwi, because it looks like a testicle. Chompin on that shit in public would definitely look suspect .


of course dude comes back if there's an opportunity to become mod

we missed you babes

Melo Gang All Day

August 30, 2011 @ 07:12 AM
Constellations

Post: 3054

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: LeBroward County, Fl...

Name: Zach
Age:17
Hobbies:HB, Piano, Cinema, SB'ing, Doing Stuff With Friends
Why you should be considered: Cause i know how to use a computer and i go on this site frequently. and im responsible and take things seriously when the situation warrants seriousness.

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.
Yes. If a lion is talking to me, chances are it is an act of god, or I'm hallucinating or dreaming. If it is an act of god then there must be a reason to go east and i should listen. If I'm hallucinating or dreaming I might as well go east cause chances are my son isn't missing anyway. What it really comes down to is this, though: Africa's a shithole in all directions and i wouldn't be any better off going some direction other than East.
Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

ill do the rest later

\X/

August 30, 2011 @ 08:19 AM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

Post: 4504

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: on the interwebz

Name: Dave
Age: Old as dirt (younger than water)
Hobbies: MMA, music, fashunz
Why you should be considered:

Damn near OG. Frequent poster. I'm HB's annoying uncle. I talk a lotta trash, but I give good advice.

Question #1: You are a hunter in
the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

Yes. I would have no choice. If a lion is talking it can mean a few things. 1. I'm hallucinating and my subconscious is attempting to communicate with me. 2. That lion could've killed me, but it didn't, so I should be able to trust him. 3. This is a really smart lion that's leading me into a trap. I would have to go east to find out.


Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

Reese's peanut butter sundae.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

Pineapple. It's sweet. It's juicy. It's filling. Good source of fiber. And most importantly, it makes my semen taste better and allows for excellent BJ's.
August 30, 2011 @ 09:10 AM
goldANDsacks

Post: 3191

Join Date: Jul 2009

Name: goldandsacks
Age: twenties
Hobbies: music, movies, streetwear, porn
Why you should be considered: honestly, i dont know how dedicated i could be to moderating ( is it time consuming? ) i just want to answer the questions and get free stuff.

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

yes, i believe him. but it doesn't matter. i just found a talking lion. i'd immediately take him to hollywood and have people pay me to see the amazing talking lion. i can buy another son.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

assuming the island itself is made out of desserts, i would order some bacon. everything's better with bacon.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

pink grapefruit. it's all pink and shit. faggot.
August 30, 2011 @ 09:32 AM
CHEEP

Post: 4169

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: 904

<Copy this form and fill it out>
Name: Craig
Age:31
Hobbies:skateboarding, swagging, trolling, styling on you hoes
Why you should be considered:im the motherfucking based mod bitch.

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

of course i go east. in the past, when i have come upon talking lions, or talking animals in general, they have been bearers of truth and prophecy. not once have they lead me from the path of enlightenment. so, even if my son is not in the east, the true light of enlightenment and freedom from mental and spiritual slavery will be there.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

supreme paisley shorts.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

mushrooms, as they are the fruit of the gods.
August 30, 2011 @ 09:51 AM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

Name: j
Age: 19
Hobbies:art, music, basketball, world peace
Why you should be considered:im so sincurrr

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

if i was a hunter in the african savannah i would probably have the skills to just track my son. i would also kill the lion and become a hero in my village.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

something with reeses and butter fingers and that is frozen.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

strawberries. of the major fruits(bananas, apples, oranges, strawberries) they taste the best and are most representational of fruits as a whole. plus i have a friend who cant eat fruit but he can eat bananas and sometimes apples so i cant choose those.
August 30, 2011 @ 10:45 AM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

Post: 4504

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: on the interwebz

Some entertaining responses. LOL
August 30, 2011 @ 12:06 PM
bonemarrow

Post: 2308

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: eastcoast

no one in here can be a mod

EDIT: A talking lion how does that relate to being a mod?

http://www.last.fm/user/basedvern

August 30, 2011 @ 12:10 PM
CHEEP

Post: 4169

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: 904

die
August 30, 2011 @ 12:28 PM
GoonJoshGoon

Post: 82

Join Date: Jul 2010

I nominate Lucas Jad for mod
August 30, 2011 @ 01:06 PM
Jagraj

Post: 858

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: NYC

unfortunately i don't think we need any mods. InfamousHero is like having 3 mods. I am in and out of HB from about 10 AM - 6 AM PST.

InfamousHero for admin.


SELFISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
August 30, 2011 @ 01:23 PM

Post: 811

Join Date: Aug 2010

Yall trying too hard.
August 30, 2011 @ 02:09 PM
itsyababyboyzilla

Post: 1462

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: London

Name: Darren
Age: 19
Hobbies: pop culture
Why you should be considered: cos there are no dark-skinned londoners for mods, and the time difference means i could be on when it's inconvenient for most mods

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

idk i feel like having parents from east africa means i inherit some kinda black parseltongue ability. instead of asking if he's lying in english, i'd ask in parseltongue and he'd nod at me like when you nod at black strangers cos it's all white people there

if it's a girl lion idk, i'm not good at that


Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

if it's cold, madeira cake and custard. if it's hot, a nobbly bobbly or five (google "nobbly bobbly")

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

grapes - dat hedonism
August 30, 2011 @ 02:12 PM
Constellations

Post: 3054

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: LeBroward County, Fl...

Name: Zach
Age:17
Hobbies: HB, Music, Cinema, SB'ing, Doing Stuff With Friends
Why you should be considered: Cause i know how to use a computer and i go on this site frequently. and im responsible and take things seriously when the situation warrants seriousness.

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

Yes. If a lion is talking to me, chances are it is an act of god, or I'm hallucinating or dreaming. If it is an act of god then there must be a reason to go east and i should listen. If I'm hallucinating or dreaming I might as well go east cause chances are my son isn't missing anyway. What it really comes down to is this, though: Africa's a shithole in all directions and i wouldn't be any better off going some direction other than East.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

Ben & Jerry's Late Night Snack. Its tasty and commemorates the late night TV show that allowed OFWGKTA, a.k.a. a group of the most influential musicians of our generation, to skyrocket into the mainstream. Also, theres fucking potato chips in the ice cream.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

The Apple. Its THE first fruit mentioned in the bible, its trusty, dependable, and there are a bunch of different kinds. Can't go wrong

\X/

August 30, 2011 @ 02:17 PM
blackice445

Post: 1698

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: New Jersey

Name: Eddie
Age: 18
Hobbies: Basketball, lifiting, rapping, making beats, swagging

Why you should be considered: I'll do all the duties of a moderator to my fullest abilities.

Question #1: You are a hunter in the African Savannah and had lost your son. You search for him frantically and run across a talking lion. He tells you that your son went East. Do you believe him and go East? Yes or no and please explain your answer.

No, talking lions are no good. East is probably where is other lion friends are and they will probably eat me. So therefore I go west.

Question #2: If you were stuck on a dessert island what would you order first and why?

Water, believe it or not thirst is more important than hunger. You can survive longer without food than with water.

Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

Grapes, they taste amazing and come in abundance. Plus they can be fed to you by your woman and it would not be awkward.
August 30, 2011 @ 02:52 PM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

Post: 4504

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: on the interwebz

Name: Zach
Age:17
Question #3: What fruit would you consider the fruit of all fruit and why?

The Apple. Its THE first fruit mentioned in the bible, its trusty, dependable, and there are a bunch of different kinds. Can't go wrong


LOL read the bible again. It never references an apple. It's a fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

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