Being a Hypebeast = Money Wasted

August 22, 2011 @ 23:07:20
It ain't about the car it's bout the ♥♥♥♥♥ that's up in it.

boiiiii.
August 22, 2011 @ 23:12:34
if you dress the way you do to get some tail your doing it for the wrong reason

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

August 22, 2011 @ 23:15:42
Dressing up to impress a bitch= Simp ♥♥♥♥♥.

Sorry OP you a gay simp ♥♥♥♥♥ for checking out other dudes and for dressing up to impress bitches

THIS CANDYLAND NIGGA

August 22, 2011 @ 23:58:48
August 23, 2011 @ 00:02:51
OP is still a virgin

I want to see the world burn

August 23, 2011 @ 00:05:47
OP better be only 14 yrs old. If not smffffhhhhhhh...
August 23, 2011 @ 00:07:15
Simple, well fitting clothes + your own personal swag should do the trick.
August 23, 2011 @ 00:11:31
girls like it when guys dress well. But its not gonna help you pull bitches in the long run. They aren't gonna suck your tick cause your wearing supreme or whatever.

This new layout is a disappointment

August 23, 2011 @ 03:47:07
girls like it when guys dress well. But its not gonna help you pull bitches in the long run. They aren't gonna suck your tick cause your wearing supreme or whatever.


i lol'd
August 23, 2011 @ 03:51:42
So you're telling me girls don't care about the fit of my raw denims?


no

they care about goretex
August 23, 2011 @ 08:19:26
Originally posted by Inactive User
So I was at the mall....


there's problem number 1.
August 23, 2011 @ 08:56:30
woah clothes doesnt get you girls?

thx for the info i was bouta cop realtree supreme cap
August 23, 2011 @ 09:20:37
I skimmed through the whole first post and what I learned was that not only do you have no bitches, but no personality obviously. You don't have the juice you need to gain the juice then you will earn the bitches.

It's not the pancakes, but the ♥♥♥♥♥ that is flipping the pancakes. You feel me.
August 23, 2011 @ 09:31:16
So you're telling me girls don't care about the fit of my raw denims?


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August 23, 2011 @ 09:48:34
girls dont care about clothes, they care about a big dick and money.
August 23, 2011 @ 09:59:43
If you have money I'm sure they could care less about dick size.

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August 23, 2011 @ 10:13:33
true... i should have said big dick OR money.

i know ive pulled girls being broke as fuck.

you can also get by with huge amounts of swag.

honestly tho, im not someone who knows too much about pulling girls... ive never had to try. before i got married, girls would just come to me. shit... ive been at a club and had girls just come up to me and tell me that they were gonna get me fucked up and take me home and take advantage of me.
August 23, 2011 @ 12:35:16
I remember when being on HB was rad and you saw some dope ass fits all the time, and now smh so being a hypebeast = being a douche bag


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August 23, 2011 @ 12:53:58
I remember when being on HB was rad and you saw some dope ass fits all the time, and now smh so being a hypebeast = being a douche bag


niccas grew up...

we off dat hypebeast/supreme high school swag
August 23, 2011 @ 13:33:22
Damn, this kid quickly escalated to my least favorite member. Die ♥♥♥♥♥, die.
August 23, 2011 @ 13:36:06
Drewbacca
Moderator
Originally posted by Inactive User
So I was at the mall. I was in the top 10 for freshest dressed their.(i analyzed the whole mall and put myself in the top 10 for freshest dressed) And as I was analyzing I saw a bunch of lazy dressed ugly dudes with these high class fresh hot ass chicks. I was confused by this. I mean im fresh as fuck and super model good looking. A classy type of dude. But here's the thing. I don't pull bitches as often as I would appreciate

My friend who dresses pretty good but not as good as me he's not bad looking but i look better. He gets bitches. my cousin who isnt really fashionable at all but he is a funny guy has a super model type lookin chick. Ass all fat an shit. She dresses very classy and he dresses in basket ball shorts and a shirt.

Now what ive noticed today is that girls dont really give a shit how a guy dresses and really dont give a shit how he looks. Girls like guys who approach them. and well have a personality. If you have those two things you can fuck any girl you want

Approach and personality those are the two main things and only things.

im gonna start dressing like a bummy ass muther fucker and approach some chicks and see if i can pull some numbers. How you dress doensnt mean shit How you look doesnt mean shit

Im tired of dressing like a G ass Classy ass muther fucker and not pullin Bops. I see these bummy ass dudes with runway models and i ask myself whats wrong here


fucking loled.

but true yes.

Forum Administrator • @DREWKKAKE

August 23, 2011 @ 16:11:42
Originally posted by Inactive User
I skimmed through the whole first post and what I learned was that not only do you have no bitches, but no personality obviously. You don't have the juice you need to gain the juice then you will earn the bitches.

It's not the pancakes, but the ♥♥♥♥♥ that is flipping the pancakes. You feel me.


what ♥♥♥♥♥

if im at ihop i dont want my ♥♥♥♥♥ who cook my pancakes to come out cheesin and grinnin and shit with syrup on his lips smackin and slurpin pancake crumbs

♥♥♥♥♥ gonna catch the death fist and shit, nahmsayin

i didn't see what you did thur
August 23, 2011 @ 17:35:07
To a girl clothes are just a plus. If a guy dresses nicely it may initially attract her, but if he got that hunchback of notre dame/skinny ass asian kid frail got milk needing ass ♥♥♥♥♥ posture and nervous to say shit then it doesn't matter if he's wearing his Visvim Folk FBT Shamans that cost him $450.
August 23, 2011 @ 17:50:27
what ♥♥♥♥♥

if im at ihop i dont want my ♥♥♥♥♥ who cook my pancakes to come out cheesin and grinnin and shit with syrup on his lips smackin and slurpin pancake crumbs

♥♥♥♥♥ gonna catch the death fist and shit, nahmsayin

i didn't see what you did thur


trying 2 hard

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

August 23, 2011 @ 17:53:49
August 23, 2011 @ 20:06:37
A ♥♥♥♥♥ wasn't "trying" in the first place, I just said what was on my mind and y'all found it funny

Sorry if y'all ain't laughin no more. #ApeltonShrug
August 23, 2011 @ 20:30:48
thats what they all say......

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

August 23, 2011 @ 20:43:19
thats what they all say......


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