1. Thou must be 6’ or taller.
I am 5'8
2. Thou must not be Asian.
I am Thai
3. Thou must have handsome facial hair or absolutely none at all.
I just shaved
4. Thous parents must not be divorced. The parent of thine pretty would be too proud of what is created to separate.
My parents always fight and want to separate
5. Thou must be better looking than every girl he has ever been seen with; granted she is handsome.
I like personality
6. Thou must be complimented on their prettiness on a daily basis.
I'm called beautiful not pretty
7. Thou must have well groomed hair, and an abundance of style.
I just buzzed my hair a few days ago
8. Thou must have been mistaken for a celebrity, including but not limited: Drake, Zac Efron, Ronaldo, David Beckham, Tyrese.
Bitch I am a celebrity
9. Thou must not have any deformities distracting from his prettiness.
I have a deformity via dick is too enlarged (typical male comment)
10. Thou must know he is pretty.
I am fucking beautiful
If all or a majority of these commandments are followed or allude to you, then welcome my pretty boy gentleman.