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August 22, 2011 @ 05:31 PM
NoStress

Post: 2071

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Shaolin

Honestly the best way is just to make a funny observation about your surroundings.

burr

August 22, 2011 @ 07:19 PM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2623

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

"Ay girl imma be in the studio in a min. Hit me with a text"
August 22, 2011 @ 09:36 PM
SanixSwag

Post: 273

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Troll City

"Hey, there i don't know if you can tell by looking at me but, I'm black and so is my dick.
So what do you say?"

Or if that doesn't work (rarely) you can just hit that bitch with this line.

"Hey, I know Ronnel..."
August 22, 2011 @ 09:42 PM
loop

Post: 1376

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: SoCal

^works like a charm every time
August 23, 2011 @ 02:27 AM
franjoli

Post: 1275

Join Date: Jul 2010

"ay girl imma be in the studio in a min. Hit me with a text"


&)cool

WTB: UNIQLO x UNDERCOVER FISHTAIL UTILITY PARKA IN SIZE S/M ANY COLOUR MESSAGE

August 23, 2011 @ 03:50 AM
1973 tha Kami

Post: 499

Join Date: Oct 2009

yo but the fucked up thing is you look MAD awkward in your photos, like cheesin super hard with a weird ass dyke face and some fucked up jeans rolled up past your knees.

stop callin me awkward b, pot callin the kettle black type shit

plus who is little here? You probably weigh 110 pounds you bitch ass ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm brolic ♥♥♥♥♥ so you can eat a dick on that front fam


this nigguh may just be well more legitimately more feminine...
August 23, 2011 @ 12:17 PM
hools

Post: 4461

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: California

August 23, 2011 @ 01:43 PM
mopreme

Post: 143

Join Date: Jul 2007

I've done this a dozen times, and only one chick was ever pissed.

Once she sets her drink down, grab it, and just down it.

Look at her calmly and ask, "may i buy you a drink?".
August 23, 2011 @ 01:57 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2511

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

Does this drink taste like roofies?

Buffalo Bills till I die.

August 23, 2011 @ 02:00 PM
chief

Post: 5902

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

lmaooo at both of those ^

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August 23, 2011 @ 02:14 PM
PlugTunin

Post: 423

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Your Mom\'s Couch, E...

yo but the fucked up thing is you look MAD awkward in your photos, like cheesin super hard with a weird ass dyke face and some fucked up jeans rolled up past your knees.

stop callin me awkward b, pot callin the kettle black type shit

plus who is little here? You probably weigh 110 pounds you bitch ass ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm brolic ♥♥♥♥♥ so you can eat a dick on that front fam


fuck, just fit battle or some shit to finish this. every other thread you two are beefing

This new layout is a disappointment

August 23, 2011 @ 04:32 PM
linh

Post: 1448

Join Date: Feb 2010

i just bought this perfume called "cholorform"

can you tell me what it smells like?
August 23, 2011 @ 04:37 PM
sado

Post: 3311

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Grove Street, SA

alright so imma just keep being my pimpin self tonight when im hittin up ladies, but tonight imma do it with some flair. lately my fall back line has been jamal smith's "whats the deal honey buns..ya'll like pop tarts" just to give you an idea of how i roll, but for now i need some newer funny ones


WHATCHU GOT


It worked on Danielle. I think i'll stick to this
August 23, 2011 @ 09:26 PM
Young Handsome

Post: 600

Join Date: Mar 2011

Stand there stare at here then when she finally asks what you looking at wave for her to come over, then spit that mack like I was star struck at ya beauty, SIKE


♥♥♥♥♥ grab that bitch arm and walk away with her she scream you run fast like a mother fucker
August 23, 2011 @ 09:55 PM
NoStress

Post: 2071

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Shaolin

Stand there stare at here then when she finally asks what you looking at wave for her to come over, then spit that mack like I was star struck at ya beauty, SIKE


♥♥♥♥♥ grab that bitch arm and walk away with her she scream you run fast like a mother fucker


lmao

burr

August 24, 2011 @ 01:35 AM
Alx

Post: 263

Join Date: May 2009

ask her ware the honi dipz @
August 24, 2011 @ 01:47 AM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2623

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

lmao

.
August 26, 2011 @ 05:00 PM
chief

Post: 5902

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA


You: Can I get a picture of you?

Her: Why?

You: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas


lmao just used this last night and copped two numbers. bitches eat this one up

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August 26, 2011 @ 07:01 PM
biafran

Post: 164

Join Date: Jan 2010

lmao just used this last night and copped two numbers. bitches eat this one up


www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBFJop748g4

37 secs in!
August 28, 2011 @ 03:21 PM
chief

Post: 5902

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

lol'd @ how awkward he sounded

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August 28, 2011 @ 03:57 PM
Blade Gretzky

Post: 881

Join Date: May 2011

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBFJop748g4

37 secs in!


lmfaoooooooooooooooo at the "i'm gay" shit working
August 28, 2011 @ 04:12 PM
AIpo

Post: 293

Join Date: May 2011

*Motion girl over with your index finger*

When she comes over..

"I made you come with one finger now imagine what I could do with all five?"


Works like a charm
August 28, 2011 @ 04:22 PM
chief

Post: 5902

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

lmao have you actually tried that?

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August 28, 2011 @ 04:32 PM
SUSEJ.

Post: 50

Join Date: Jan 2011

Honestly the best way is just to make a funny observation about your surroundings.


i do this every time. lol
August 28, 2011 @ 04:35 PM
AIpo

Post: 293

Join Date: May 2011

lmao have you actually tried that?


Always as long as you got a good feel for the situation

Separate the chill birds from the uptight ones
August 28, 2011 @ 05:05 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2511

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

I kept going to this girl with a yankees iphone case

"JETAH HIT HIS THWEE THOUSANDTH, DID YA HEAW?"

Buffalo Bills till I die.

August 28, 2011 @ 07:05 PM
Perfeqsionista

Post: 67

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: New York

"you gotta light?"


Every time.

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