burr
"ay girl imma be in the studio in a min. Hit me with a text"
machetes 2 ur chest
yo but the fucked up thing is you look MAD awkward in your photos, like cheesin super hard with a weird ass dyke face and some fucked up jeans rolled up past your knees.
stop callin me awkward b, pot callin the kettle black type shit
plus who is little here? You probably weigh 110 pounds you bitch ass ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm brolic ♥♥♥♥♥ so you can eat a dick on that front fam
Buffalo Bills till I die.
yo but the fucked up thing is you look MAD awkward in your photos, like cheesin super hard with a weird ass dyke face and some fucked up jeans rolled up past your knees.
stop callin me awkward b, pot callin the kettle black type shit
plus who is little here? You probably weigh 110 pounds you bitch ass ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm brolic ♥♥♥♥♥ so you can eat a dick on that front fam
This new layout is a disappointment
alright so imma just keep being my pimpin self tonight when im hittin up ladies, but tonight imma do it with some flair. lately my fall back line has been jamal smith's "whats the deal honey buns..ya'll like pop tarts" just to give you an idea of how i roll, but for now i need some newer funny ones
WHATCHU GOT
Stand there stare at here then when she finally asks what you looking at wave for her to come over, then spit that mack like I was star struck at ya beauty, SIKE
♥♥♥♥♥ grab that bitch arm and walk away with her she scream you run fast like a mother fucker
burr
lmao
You: Can I get a picture of you?
Her: Why?
You: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
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lmao just used this last night and copped two numbers. bitches eat this one up
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Honestly the best way is just to make a funny observation about your surroundings.
lmao have you actually tried that?
Buffalo Bills till I die.
"you gotta light?"
