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August 17, 2011 @ 01:52 PM
chief

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alright so imma just keep being my pimpin self tonight when im hittin up ladies, but tonight imma do it with some flair. lately my fall back line has been jamal smith's "whats the deal honey buns..ya'll like pop tarts" just to give you an idea of how i roll, but for now i need some newer funny ones


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August 17, 2011 @ 02:01 PM
w00tJAMES

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August 17, 2011 @ 02:03 PM
stos

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Anything Ryan Gosling says in Crazy, Stupid Love
August 17, 2011 @ 02:56 PM
hndlz

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Location: Miami, FL

hey!(attention grabber) hello my name is ____, whats urs?

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August 17, 2011 @ 02:57 PM
sliicktalk

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How do you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?
August 17, 2011 @ 02:59 PM
jaded

moderator

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Location: ಠ______ಠ

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Ronnel.

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

August 17, 2011 @ 03:04 PM
HEAD HONCHO

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How do you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?


this

and lol'd @ jaded
August 17, 2011 @ 03:07 PM
basspro

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Location: 91

two of em
August 17, 2011 @ 03:11 PM
Relax.

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Location: LA

August 17, 2011 @ 03:12 PM
lol

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Location: CALI

yo this right here guaranteed to make the panties drop


"Ok so i have moderate social anxiety. Basically I feel nervous around people i dont know, sometimes i hate being in large groups of people when i have to speak or my voice gets shakey, sometimes i cant think of shit to say. It's worse some days, other days I can talk to people fine. Alcohol does help obviously, especially with girls. Does anyone else have social anxiety? Do you take meds for it? If so which ones work well? im probably going to see a therapist soon."

-crackpipelips

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

August 17, 2011 @ 03:16 PM
Space Dandy

suspended

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muerto
August 17, 2011 @ 03:22 PM
D2theRama

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Location: Boston

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Ronnel.


lol'd
August 17, 2011 @ 03:22 PM
PlugTunin

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Location: Your Mom\'s Couch, E...

yo this right here guaranteed to make the panties drop


"Ok so i have moderate social anxiety. Basically I feel nervous around people i dont know, sometimes i hate being in large groups of people when i have to speak or my voice gets shakey, sometimes i cant think of shit to say. It's worse some days, other days I can talk to people fine. Alcohol does help obviously, especially with girls. Does anyone else have social anxiety? Do you take meds for it? If so which ones work well? im probably going to see a therapist soon."

-crackpipelips


Lmao

This new layout is a disappointment

August 17, 2011 @ 03:25 PM
zzzboy

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Machingo
August 17, 2011 @ 03:28 PM
Jamie Dimon

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You don't need lines, just whip it out.

My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.

August 17, 2011 @ 04:01 PM
DREWKKAKE

moderator

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Location: 707/562

You don't need lines, just whip it out.


two of em

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August 17, 2011 @ 04:12 PM
CrackPipeLips

Post: 2008

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yo this right here guaranteed to make the panties drop


"Ok so i have moderate social anxiety. Basically I feel nervous around people i dont know, sometimes i hate being in large groups of people when i have to speak or my voice gets shakey, sometimes i cant think of shit to say. It's worse some days, other days I can talk to people fine. Alcohol does help obviously, especially with girls. Does anyone else have social anxiety? Do you take meds for it? If so which ones work well? im probably going to see a therapist soon."

-crackpipelips


damn you salty from all the pinoy hate huh?

So you asking for help with what to say to bitches? That right there says you have some anxiety about social situations. if you didnt have anxiety you wouldnt be asking for shit to say on the internet.

but for real though, i didnt know dyke lookin pinoy faggots with lip rings hit on girls? I thought they were more the type to simp their way to the top by tellin fat girls how beautiful they are. god damn ♥♥♥♥♥, if i wasnt so lazy id go grab those pictures of you in the wdywt. you look so fuckin pathetic my dude, straight up if i saw you in the street i would laugh at your ass. fuckin herb.
August 17, 2011 @ 04:18 PM
hooperr

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Location: california

damn you salty from all the pinoy hate huh?

So you asking for help with what to say to bitches? That right there says you have some anxiety about social situations. if you didnt have anxiety you wouldnt be asking for shit to say on the internet.

but for real though, i didnt know dyke lookin pinoy faggots with lip rings hit on girls? I thought they were more the type to make simp their way to the top by tellin fat girls how beautiful they are. god damn ♥♥♥♥♥, if i wasnt so lazy id go grab those pictures of you in the wdywt. you look so fuckin pathetic my dude, straight up if i saw you in the street i would laugh at your ass. fuckin herb.


oh boy here we go
August 17, 2011 @ 04:29 PM
Mr. Nice Watch

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You: Are you the square root of 2?
Cause you're making me feel irrational.


You: Can I get a picture of you?

Her: Why?

You: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
August 17, 2011 @ 04:33 PM
Phlipstar

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Location: Illmatic, Track 2

Me: You're going to get raped tonight.

Girl: How do you know know?

Me: I'm stronger than you.
August 17, 2011 @ 04:35 PM
jaeyoung

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yo this right here guaranteed to make the panties drop


"Ok so i have moderate social anxiety. Basically I feel nervous around people i dont know, sometimes i hate being in large groups of people when i have to speak or my voice gets shakey, sometimes i cant think of shit to say. It's worse some days, other days I can talk to people fine. Alcohol does help obviously, especially with girls. Does anyone else have social anxiety? Do you take meds for it? If so which ones work well? im probably going to see a therapist soon."

-crackpipelips


lol
August 17, 2011 @ 04:36 PM
Saro

Post: 358

Join Date: May 2011

You: Ay lemme tap dat ass
Her: Why?
You: Dat shit cray!
Her: Damn! Ok!
August 17, 2011 @ 05:18 PM
lol

Post: 1329

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: CALI

damn you salty from all the pinoy hate huh?

So you asking for help with what to say to bitches? That right there says you have some anxiety about social situations. if you didnt have anxiety you wouldnt be asking for shit to say on the internet.

but for real though, i didnt know dyke lookin pinoy faggots with lip rings hit on girls? I thought they were more the type to simp their way to the top by tellin fat girls how beautiful they are. god damn ♥♥♥♥♥, if i wasnt so lazy id go grab those pictures of you in the wdywt. you look so fuckin pathetic my dude, straight up if i saw you in the street i would laugh at your ass. fuckin herb.


haha this nikka just mad cause everyone on hb sees him as an awkward little bitch, like he is in real life

hb aint a safe haven for you anymore playboy

its okay 2 crey sad

oh yeah and it looks like youre the one whos looking for advice on talking to girls hahahaha

So i'm 21 years old, only fucked 2 girls in my life and my confidence is at an all time low right now. I go out on the weekends to bars/clubs with big groups of friends who are mostly males or females with boyfriends. So this leaves me to pretty much try and hit on random girls at the club. How do i build confidence/game? I seriously have no idea what to say to girls beyond "hi, my name is __, whats yours? want to dance?".

Thats if i even work up enough swag to go and approach them. Plus I have another problem, I have high standards which is totally not justified considering my inability to get laid. I mean, so-so or ugly girls do approach me sometimes, but i dont pursue it. I am always looking to score with the hottest girls in the bar but never even come close to it or even make a pass. I've pretty much realized that I have to be drunk to even attempt to pick up a girl. I never make passes at girls at school/outside of a bar

I feel forever alone right now, and this shit is wack. I know I need to make a change as I am only getting older.

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

August 17, 2011 @ 05:43 PM
dead7

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Location: The Valley of Killa...

you voted for Obama?
are you happy with that decision?
August 17, 2011 @ 05:47 PM
Guapamole

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aye your kinda cute come drink with me
August 17, 2011 @ 06:03 PM
Fire

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Location: NY

Wsup gurl, i'm pinoy
August 17, 2011 @ 06:43 PM
no0 v.2.0

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Location: $crewston

"you gotta light?"
August 17, 2011 @ 06:45 PM
vinftw

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Location: Chicago

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August 17, 2011 @ 06:46 PM
CrackPipeLips

Post: 2008

Join Date: May 2011

haha this nikka just mad cause everyone on hb sees him as an awkward little bitch, like he is in real life

hb aint a safe haven for you anymore playboy

its okay 2 crey sad

oh yeah and it looks like youre the one whos looking for advice on talking to girls hahahaha


yo but the fucked up thing is you look MAD awkward in your photos, like cheesin super hard with a weird ass dyke face and some fucked up jeans rolled up past your knees.

stop callin me awkward b, pot callin the kettle black type shit

plus who is little here? You probably weigh 110 pounds you bitch ass ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm brolic ♥♥♥♥♥ so you can eat a dick on that front fam
August 17, 2011 @ 06:47 PM
lol

Post: 1329

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: CALI

yo but the fucked up thing is you keep believing thats me

i mean das cool and all but dayum man

just log off

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you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo


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