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That Feeling Vol.The Official Simp Nigga Thread

September 20, 2011 @ 01:56 AM
Ekong

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dont be mad that in the end, you still simpin to get bitches.
shame on you.


In all honesty I dont after reviewing the term 'simpin' I tell a girl shes beautiful. So i dont know if that counts
September 20, 2011 @ 07:37 AM
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it feels a whole lot worse than it looks. I could be walking down a hallway heading to class with a smile on my face, but then i see you with him
September 20, 2011 @ 07:48 AM
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And by simpin on bitches, I mean telling them what they want to hear in order for me to get in that punani.


I know that feel bro. My game is diverse. I've used simp game before. It's usually the really innocent virgin/only been with one guy/shy types that you need to simp on a bit to get their guards down. I just hope that ain't your only game. Cuz if it is, then you're just a simp. You need variety.

Nigs need to know simp game, asshole game, crazy ♥♥♥♥♥ game, "I'm broken and I need someone to fix me" game, mysterious game, cocky game, intellectual game, humorous game. I'm tellin you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qid_WGBrQjA
September 20, 2011 @ 07:50 AM
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Info on crazy ♥♥♥♥♥ game

\X/

September 20, 2011 @ 07:54 AM
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black ♥♥♥♥♥s comin for all them asian girls

wussup then?


I fuckin LOL'd hard right in da middle of class ahaha

When he be playin Scrabble that nigga gotta figure out how to make a word outta seven Ls

September 20, 2011 @ 08:47 AM
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Info on crazy ♥♥♥♥♥ game


You can only pull it off if you're actually crazy, or have been at one point. My boy's crazy. He tells girls straight up. LOL. No clue why, but girls be diggin that. I remember when I was crazy in High School I had a few super bad chicks holler at ME. I call it sick puppy syndrome. Some girls see the wounded animal and can't help but want to make him feel better. And they do cool.
September 20, 2011 @ 09:32 AM
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I made this bitch break up with her boyfriend to be with me.




swag. Simpin ain't easy
September 20, 2011 @ 10:17 AM
1991

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no. but she likes da simp.
and da pinoy dick.
dat .5 inch obey tatted dick


dead
September 20, 2011 @ 10:20 AM
Pantic

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I made this bitch break up with her boyfriend to be with me.




swag. Simpin ain't easy


Hope u mean u made a whore break up with her boyfriend to fuck her and then leave her.
I don't see why you would stay with someone like that.
September 20, 2011 @ 10:30 AM
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Hope u mean u made a whore break up with her boyfriend to fuck her and then leave her.
I don't see why you would stay with someone like that.


LMAO word yo. That's a major man rule. Never stay with a chick who has ever cheated. ESPECIALLY if they left another niga to be with you. Truth is, if she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you. Don't lie to yourself. But if it's to hit and quit, she deserves it.
September 20, 2011 @ 01:19 PM
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LMAO word yo. That's a major man rule. Never stay with a chick who has ever cheated. ESPECIALLY if they left another niga to be with you. Truth is, if she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you. Don't lie to yourself. But if it's to hit and quit, she deserves it.


smang it then run away
September 20, 2011 @ 07:09 PM
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September 20, 2011 @ 07:41 PM
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September 20, 2011 @ 07:48 PM
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also this n*gga is wrong for this shit too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zIswIuiObg&feature=player_embedded#!


He messed it up for himself. He could of pull some G shit but he fucked up with the hug. Instead of shooting for the stars he barely even tired to go anywhere.
September 20, 2011 @ 08:45 PM
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\X/

September 20, 2011 @ 09:06 PM
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September 20, 2011 @ 11:08 PM
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cool ♥♥♥♥♥s got the game all messed up, if anything you need to be the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ your bitch has to stay on her game in order to keep from losing you to them other heaux. it don't get any realer

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 20, 2011 @ 11:16 PM
Pretty Joseph

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tat my name on you so i know its real

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhlNG5qJy8I

Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 20, 2011 @ 11:34 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

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tat my name on you so i know its real

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhlNG5qJy8I



Fuck Trey Songs

September 21, 2011 @ 08:40 AM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

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tat my name on you so i know its real

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhlNG5qJy8I


This can't be life
September 21, 2011 @ 08:49 AM
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cool ♥♥♥♥♥s got the game all messed up, if anything you need to be the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ your bitch has to stay on her game in order to keep from losing you to them other heaux. it don't get any realer


Seems you got the game messed up too. In a relationship its about balance. You don't want her to be too secure but you sure as hell don't want to do what you said either. That's good when you trynna fuck a bitch, not for having a relationship.
September 21, 2011 @ 09:21 AM
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September 21, 2011 @ 09:33 AM
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September 21, 2011 @ 12:01 PM
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^this, I could barely understand what he was tryna say
September 21, 2011 @ 12:32 PM
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September 21, 2011 @ 12:38 PM
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nah

those grades would be higher

http://www.supremesizing.info/

September 21, 2011 @ 01:03 PM
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thread reminds me on www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xENxXF39Ag
September 21, 2011 @ 03:15 PM
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OMG THIS THREAD MAKES ME LAUGH SOOOOOOOO HARD!!!! Currently my favorite thread on HB. I only wish I could laugh at these nigs in their face.
September 21, 2011 @ 03:32 PM
Pretty Joseph

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Seems you got the game messed up too. In a relationship its about balance. You don't want her to be too secure but you sure as hell don't want to do what you said either. That's good when you trynna fuck a bitch, not for having a relationship.


Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

September 21, 2011 @ 04:06 PM
Ekong

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Well played sir, well played
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