August 20, 2011 @ 06:17 AM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

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in the end ass is the motive and all these ♥♥♥♥♥s is gettin ass, all them corny pinoy ♥♥♥♥♥s got pussy in they vids, this ♥♥♥♥♥ definitely got pussy, so why you hatin on a niqqa? cuz he gettin laid and you aint?


Nah b. Not all these nigs are getting ass. Only like 1 in 50 simps get ass.

simps dont get pussy, they get platonic friendship


Or they get girls who make them wait.......then break up with them to give it up to the next ♥♥♥♥♥ in 2 weeks. LOL. If simps got ass, they wouldn't be simpin.


I think otherwise, this is full of simping. The difference is that he decided to blog this question, hoping to get some sort of false sense of "i'm a good guy, and everyone can see it now!"

had he told her everything he typed in person, that'd be a different story


Ahhhhh. I'm not that tumblr savvy. LOL. So he blogged that? LMAO. yeah you're right. That's simpin.
August 20, 2011 @ 01:22 PM
curtis50cent

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August 20, 2011 @ 01:27 PM
PandoCalrissian

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RE:
Every Girl`s Dream:

- Get kissed in the rain. --- unless she's black only accpetable w/ umbrella
- When you cry, he kisses your tears away. --- excuse me?
- A guy who will watch any movie with her, no matter how teary eyed she may get. --- not all movies are for coupley shit
- A guy who will play her favorite song outside her window. --- stalker shit
- A guy who will sing to her no matter how bad he is at it. --- save that for trey songs or whoever else
- A guy who will call her beautiful or adorable. Not hot, fine, or sexy. --- dat healthy mix. idk bout adorable all the time if you're over 20 :/, you should also be calling your girlfriend sexy, especially if you're fucking.
- A guy who will never judge her for how she looks. --- better let your girl know if she looks busted leaving the house. gently doe...
- A guy who will always let her win. --- what is this, i don't even...

could go on...
I always wonder who makes these lists cause sometimes they're so whatless...


"gotta let these ♥♥♥♥♥s knooooo"

"leather jackets and bape shark hoodies, its a struggle but we make it work"

August 20, 2011 @ 01:32 PM
da

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August 20, 2011 @ 02:31 PM
undercover.

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August 20, 2011 @ 02:41 PM
╒rozzy

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Lmao... Looks like he made that shit with MS paint cool

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August 20, 2011 @ 03:34 PM
Tronic

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August 20, 2011 @ 03:49 PM
hentai

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August 20, 2011 @ 10:25 PM
Milf Hunter

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aye, can someone pls post that Pinoid Simpson picture? thx
August 20, 2011 @ 10:44 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

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This thread is full of lulz
August 21, 2011 @ 03:00 AM
Fire

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dunno if it's been posted. but still lol
August 21, 2011 @ 10:35 AM
bocadin gio

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this ♥♥♥♥♥ blew up her wall.. smh. and plus i got head from this chick like a week ogo..
August 21, 2011 @ 11:51 AM
nelsonLIUser

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Last name censor fail...Nathan Ekoms

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August 21, 2011 @ 11:55 AM
BKBROWN

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damn this is sad lol

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August 21, 2011 @ 12:40 PM
da

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August 21, 2011 @ 01:07 PM
Constellations

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Last name censor fail...Nathan Ekoms

lol

\X/

August 21, 2011 @ 01:12 PM
mrh

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i added him
August 21, 2011 @ 01:53 PM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

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i added him


as did I. shall be trolling.
August 21, 2011 @ 02:11 PM
Tommy Boy

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lmao troll that simp ass ♥♥♥♥♥
August 21, 2011 @ 02:46 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

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this ♥♥♥♥♥ blew up her wall.. smh. and plus i got head from this chick like a week ogo..


Smh
August 21, 2011 @ 03:28 PM
LiquidSwords

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dunno if it's been posted. but still lol



I am literally in awe of this. How the fuck can you be this corny? How is it even possible? This shit is acceptable now?
August 21, 2011 @ 03:47 PM
sliicktalk

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dunno if it's been posted. but still lol


lmfao no muscle at all. dat plywood swag

August 21, 2011 @ 03:53 PM
lihp

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Last name censor fail...Nathan Ekoms


lmaoooooooo
August 21, 2011 @ 04:24 PM
bocadin gio

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Last name censor fail...Nathan Ekoms


lulz
















that shit cray.
troll him doe.
August 21, 2011 @ 06:31 PM
rocka

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Last name censor fail...Nathan Ekoms


hahahaha
August 21, 2011 @ 06:50 PM
The Fiasco

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i added this nathan kid.

Chicago85 at karmaloop.com for 20% off

August 21, 2011 @ 11:00 PM
myBallz

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in the end ass is the motive and this ♥♥♥♥♥ is gettin ass.


Classic
August 22, 2011 @ 12:19 AM
Pretty Joseph

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There is a chemical in a girls’ brain that is released at only two different times in her life, when she has sex, and when she breast feeds her baby. This chemical emotionally connects her to another person for the rest of her life. Us guys? We only release this chemical when we bond with our children. So if you think sex is a game and go around fucking as ma



Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

August 22, 2011 @ 02:15 AM
dead7

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lmfao no muscle at all. dat plywood swag



*dead*
August 22, 2011 @ 04:43 AM
TRAP MONEY PERM

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YJYasYltro&feature=youtu.be

apparently he's gay but still hes a gay simp thats a double wammy

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