August 7, 2011 @ 06:58 PM
ichigo81

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real talk, this isn't that bad, some of the stuff u guys are calling simp are real life situation you probably haven't encountered and the other shit(mostly if not all the pinoy shit) is clearly simpin, not trying to hate them mofos(hate the dudes, love pinays)but what's the true definitionconfused
August 7, 2011 @ 08:03 PM
Constellations

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that may not fall under simp category per se, but it was fuckin cheesy

\X/

August 7, 2011 @ 09:03 PM
$$$$$

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August 7, 2011 @ 10:02 PM
bocadin gio

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Location: dallas texas


cool
August 7, 2011 @ 10:05 PM
Pretty Joseph

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cool



Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

August 7, 2011 @ 10:14 PM
F/22

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wait what girls can be simps too?
Doesn't seem like a big deal if girls say stuff like this
August 7, 2011 @ 11:07 PM
August 7, 2011 @ 11:24 PM
Mr. Nice Watch

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that was deep ma du
August 8, 2011 @ 12:57 AM
Pretty Joseph

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Smashing Dudes in my Peacoat @whereisthechill instagrm: Josephsmordernlife

August 8, 2011 @ 01:04 AM
Eaton

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there has been no better example of simping until this

http://mattbiggavel.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/#!/mattchv SUPREME FS LARGE ITEMS http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/168404/

August 8, 2011 @ 01:11 AM
Jens Voigt

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August 8, 2011 @ 01:19 AM
$$$$$

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there has been no better example of simping until this


suprised damn. This dude has taken simping to a new level.
August 8, 2011 @ 01:22 AM
yoon

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thts not simping doe imo

looks like it was just lil attempt to increase their chance of getting some afterwards

edit: refering to the dance video

www.ronindivision.com

August 8, 2011 @ 01:29 AM
Muted

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just go any fucking high school always some simping ass motherfucker there, especially if you have this bitch ass simping guys added on facebook
August 8, 2011 @ 01:48 AM
TwiggyDig

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lmao this dude needs an intervention.
August 8, 2011 @ 04:01 AM
Newborn

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^^ THAT right there, is the epitome of "simp"

I got your girl open all night as if her name was Denny's

August 8, 2011 @ 04:35 AM
lstplcwnr

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the epicentre of simpdom


oh god fuck this is true 604 hi

insta/twitter/tumblr/cargo: sihalanick

August 8, 2011 @ 05:10 AM
missy.

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lol @ tail.

oh LSWISSSS you so FUNNAY

El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers

August 8, 2011 @ 08:29 AM
Kwyjibo

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smfh..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wyLIF1532U&feature=player_embedded


that's not simpin. it takes a lot of balls to do that.

I've gone out the window

August 8, 2011 @ 09:09 AM
Gilly Suits

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smfh..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wyLIF1532U&feature=player_embedded

But dey azn doe?

OT jokes aside: Not that other races don't do it but it seems like every example of a "simp" I get is an azn guy. I don't even think it's "simp" for them, I think it's just game or their race really feels the need to overcompensate for something else.
August 8, 2011 @ 09:47 AM
trevxv3

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that bitch would get bored with you sooo fuckin quick if this was your relationship, theres no excitement in this at all, just being stupidly gay for her 24/7 smh

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

August 8, 2011 @ 09:59 AM
Pantic

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What, u saying we dudes don't want it that way too? How are you ever gonna love a girl if all she ever does is please you, sucking up to you all day and just being your doormat. That shit is boring. But we don't want the bad bitch you can't trust either. It's all about that balance, goes both ways.
August 8, 2011 @ 10:30 AM
trevxv3

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Yo exactly im not saying that its a male v female thing, im just sayign that if your the doormat as dude above me said, then she will walk over you as per what you deserve. This is how you know simp's are virgins they dont understand the complexity of an actual serious relaionship, they just assume they can shower a bitch with this supposed "love" and everything will turn out like some happily ever after rainbows and unicorns type shit. its like the fuck, that aint real life son, cause no bitch wants that shit.

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

August 8, 2011 @ 10:44 AM
Quezz

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Lol GTF this ♥♥♥♥♥ typed a whole story, I wish I could copy the text I would put that shit in females ask box see what they said.
August 8, 2011 @ 11:40 AM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

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^that's what's wrong with women. they want men to be that way, but then they want to be treated like shit at the same time. it's like bitch it's either kfc or popeyes. fucking choose already damn son.


LOL. Yeah that's what's wrong with women for sure.

But they can have their cake and eat it too. I call it man stew. Women want everything on both sides of the spectrum. They're bipolar. So you just gotta add all of those ingredients into your "stew." Women like clean cut...but the like rough too. So mix it up every so often. Women like sponteneous but also carefully planned. Reckless and responsible. You just gotta show signs of all of that. But the main ingredient is being a dick. Not giving her dick. That's obvious. I mean BEING a dick. It's sooooooo important. You can't be perfect. You have to be perfect, with a dash of imperfection.

My working ratio up to this point is 70/30. 70% nice. 30% dick. Some girls need more dick. Others need less. Season your "stew" to her tastes. But never stop being a dick and know when to be a dick. Too much dick, she'll hate you and leave. Not enough dick, she'll get bored.

From what girls tell me when I ask why, they say the just don't like a dude they can walk all over.
August 8, 2011 @ 12:08 PM
theconqueror

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August 8, 2011 @ 12:45 PM
airforce416

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cool
August 8, 2011 @ 01:33 PM
BKBROWN

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smfh..


www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQ3YS8QUmw&feature=player_embedded


holy shit i think this is my school

or another one with the same layout cause ive never seen them before

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August 8, 2011 @ 01:48 PM
SwagGod

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bwahahaha!
August 8, 2011 @ 02:03 PM
Pantic

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cool


This shit right here does not belong in the simp thread.

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