Weird Kinky Chicks...

May 27, 2011 @ 10:33 PM
dildo baggins

Post: 446

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: vansterdam

If a girl ever try to play a ♥♥♥♥♥ dick size, tell her to close her eyes and take a foot long doo doo in her coochie and then run away

lmfao
May 27, 2011 @ 10:35 PM
MitchieRich

Post: 127

Join Date: May 2011

Some bitches are soooooo wierd hahahahhaha
June 1, 2011 @ 02:45 PM
mc1842

Post: 78

Join Date: Apr 2009

i've been fingered in my ass before, no lube
June 1, 2011 @ 03:10 PM
b1rdman973

Post: 2050

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: South Orange

wut
June 1, 2011 @ 03:53 PM
deegee

Post: 669

Join Date: Dec 2010

l;mfsaiodjfsodf


omfuck
June 1, 2011 @ 06:24 PM
T3000

Post: 100

Join Date: Feb 2010

Wow...that's raunchy as hell!

I'm not too keen on piss during my sex. I used to be into that when I was like 14-16 and first discovering the internet, but I would never do anything like that for real!

The closest I've come to that is having a chick get on top of me and squirt all over my dick.

The freakiest thing a chick ever asked me to do to her was fist her vajayjay after I was done dickin her down. Needless to say I did. This chick was one hell of a performer too...like she straight up got on her hands and feet and just did this crabwalk style move where she would just thrust up and down on my dick like in HXC porn. Then after that, she was holding her legs back near her head while I was fucking her with my arms spread out behind my back. then she squirted all over my bed. It fucking rocked!

Needless to say though, as awesome as having a girl who's a squirter is...it left me having to clean my sheets more often than not and sleep in a wet bed. But it was worth it.
June 1, 2011 @ 06:46 PM
plainview

Post: 196

Join Date: Aug 2010

never experienced squirting, would love to.
June 1, 2011 @ 09:46 PM
stephantitanic

Post: 717

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: London

^Its cool the first time, then its just stoopid

Odon.

June 3, 2011 @ 10:44 AM
trevxv3

Post: 1726

Join Date: May 2010

Location: Temecula

Weirdest shit that ever happened to me was I was talkin to this bitch whose totally dtf, and we were guna meetup at this party. So it towards the end of the night, im tired as fuck so I figured I would bust a nut then crash. So were fuckin or whatever and im lasting a while cause im drunk. So this shick hops off my dick grabsmy hand to start playin with her cooch. Im just like whatever fuck it, then outta no where she's all "give me a shocker". First im thinkin wtf I dont do that shit, and second all its not too "shocking" if you ask for it. But i was drunk and dgaf'd so I im fingering her and what whatever then I fuckin slip my pinky up in there. This bitch immediately staarts grabbing the sheets and moanin and shit, so I'm thinkin to myself "wtf is goin on here?" I keep doin it then this bitch orgasims and fuckin screams loud as fuck, it actually pissed me off how loud it was. So she cums everywhere and fuckin rolls over and passes the fuck out in this guys bed that I fucked her on, and I wash my hands for a fuckin half hour feeling grimey as fuck.

I didnt realize until later that she just came cause I had my fingers in her asshole. But, she was one of the hotter chicks i've fucked so I let that shit slide. I can still hear how loud that scream was today, and I wana sock that bitch for being so unecessary.

tl;dr: chick orgasms anally
in before the: cool story bro/yo word, I remember the weirdest shit that ever happened to me..

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

June 3, 2011 @ 12:14 PM
ALEXvonDOOM

Post: 60

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Lame Ass Maryland

LOL I don't need to be asked. That's mandatory.
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June 3, 2011 @ 01:57 PM
EJ

Post: 755

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Bangkok

this girl i used to date liked doing things in public, giving me head in the bus/subway but also liked to fuck in the park and where not.. i miss you sad
June 3, 2011 @ 02:52 PM
trevxv3

Post: 1726

Join Date: May 2010

Location: Temecula

this girl i used to date liked doing things in public, giving me head in the bus/subway but also liked to fuck in the park and where not.. i miss you sad


fuck public sex was the shit. the exhilarating thing in the world... we got caught once and she continued to ride my dick till I came it was fuckin ridiculous

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

June 3, 2011 @ 03:19 PM
illy

Post: 1968

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: sandiegocaliforniaba...

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June 3, 2011 @ 05:09 PM
EJ

Post: 755

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Bangkok

fuck public sex was the shit. the exhilarating thing in the world... we got caught once and she continued to ride my dick till I came it was fuckin ridiculous

haha my man cool
June 3, 2011 @ 05:52 PM
Wavey_LenZ

Post: 346

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: London

haha my nan cool


fixed.
June 3, 2011 @ 06:15 PM
Blunted at birth.

Post: 634

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Greater Los Angeles...

fuck yo bitch and take yo kicks


hahahah cool
June 3, 2011 @ 06:16 PM
SWAGteam

Post: 192

Join Date: Apr 2009

I used to date a chick that loved smelling my armpits. She had super sensitive senses so weird stuff would happen, like she would orgasm while I'm grabbin at her ass and one time I was spanking her and suckin her toe at the same time and she came (yeah, laugh it up). She even came while giving me head once. She was hot too, but we only dated for 3 months. 4 years later (recently) she became interested again and first thing she did during a drunk night we had together was smell my armpits. hahaha

Edit-oh yeah she also loved getting her hair pulled extremely hard and she gave me head for my birthday once, even though we were already done dating. Awesome chick she was.
June 3, 2011 @ 06:46 PM
dildo baggins

Post: 446

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: vansterdam

I used to date a chick that loved smelling my armpits. She had super sensitive senses so weird stuff would happen, like she would orgasm while I'm grabbin at her ass and one time I was spanking her and suckin her toe at the same time and she came (yeah, laugh it up). She even came while giving me head once. She was hot too, but we only dated for 3 months. 4 years later (recently) she became interested again and first thing she did during a drunk night we had together was smell my armpits. hahaha

Edit-oh yeah she also loved getting her hair pulled extremely hard and she gave me head for my birthday once, even though we were already done dating. Awesome chick she was.

♥♥♥♥♥ how did her toe taste?
June 3, 2011 @ 06:50 PM
SWAGteam

Post: 192

Join Date: Apr 2009

it's not bad actually. you just gotta know who to do that to. She was a former hair/face model so she kept her body clean, nah mean?
June 3, 2011 @ 07:31 PM
ABDULEEZZARICE

Post: 9

Join Date: Jun 2011

never experienced squirting, would love to.


depends on the girl

i was with this chick who was telling me how to get her off. getting her to squirt was like troubleshooting an engine, i did not find it sexy at all.
June 20, 2011 @ 07:26 PM
CamTitanic

Post: 387

Join Date: Jul 2008

Dat revive. This thread is endless good times.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdX0mT43X5s

"SO UNTOUCHABLE, BUT YEAH I BROKE THE CASTE,/
FUCKED YA GIRL, AND TOOK YA SHOES, SO YOU CAN KISS MY FUCKIN ASS."
June 21, 2011 @ 12:25 PM
Quote

Post: 63

Join Date: Jun 2011

At least she didnt ask for u to shit on her stomach lol
June 21, 2011 @ 12:38 PM
mYslead

Post: 1136

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Montreal

After I finish, I leave no goodbyes. Then I steal her soft ass boyfriends shoes and leave.


lol
June 21, 2011 @ 03:01 PM
2ichard3rooks

Post: 1229

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Ventura, CA

this is golden as fuck. how i missed this when it was originally made, i will never know. I wonder what kind of shoes they were...

I picture them being Toms since the boyfriend was soft and all.
June 21, 2011 @ 03:05 PM
trevxv3

Post: 1726

Join Date: May 2010

Location: Temecula

I used to date a chick that loved smelling my armpits. She had super sensitive senses so weird stuff would happen, like she would orgasm while I'm grabbin at her ass and one time I was spanking her and suckin her toe at the same time and she came (yeah, laugh it up). She even came while giving me head once. She was hot too, but we only dated for 3 months. 4 years later (recently) she became interested again and first thing she did during a drunk night we had together was smell my armpits. hahaha

Edit-oh yeah she also loved getting her hair pulled extremely hard and she gave me head for my birthday once, even though we were already done dating. Awesome chick she was.


none of this post is a bad thing.. shit would be mad fun to make a chick squirt like a half million times by just slappin her ass or somethin

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

June 21, 2011 @ 03:28 PM
mrfunnni

Post: 230

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: OC, CA

This chick i was seeing wanted to get married before we fucked.
Bitches be crazy.







































Fucked her and left.

haha fag

June 21, 2011 @ 07:45 PM
Reginald Fairfield

Post: 652

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Maryland/NYC

lol was she korean or something? cot damn du
June 21, 2011 @ 08:03 PM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

some wierd shit in here
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